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Kageyama: Let me copy your homework. Hinata: I was gonna copy yours. Kageyama: Well, shit. Hinata: Guess I'm not doing it.

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Oikawa: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Akaashi: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Bokuto: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I microwaved.

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Kyoutani (Mad Dog): Pros and cons of dating me.

Kyoutani: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Kyoutani: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Nishinoya: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?

Asahi: No, I said "Noya, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

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Iwaizumi: I love you.

Oikawa: Me too.

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Daichi: While I'm gone, you're both in charge Noya, Tanaka.

Nishinoya: Yes!

Daichi, whispering to Sugawara: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to feel bad.

Sugawara: Obviously.

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Yamaguchi: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.

Tsukishima: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.

Tsukishima, right after Yamaguchi leaves the room: I miss him already.

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Asahi: Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Person E. They're mad at you.

Daichi: No, it's Suga. They're just being grammatically correct!

*meanwhile*

Sugawara: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.

Oikawa: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.

Sugawara: I stand by my choice.

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Sugawara: Where's Nishinoya?

Tsukishima: Don't worry, I'll find them.

Tsukishima, shouting: Tanaka sucks!

Nishinoya, distantly: Tanaka is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Tsukishima: Found them.

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Daichi: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

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Kageyama: *is hugging Hinata*

Bokuto: Hey! It's my turn to hug Hinata!

Bokuto: *grabs Sugawara*

Kenma: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!

Kageyama: No, It's still my turn!

Hinata: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!

Bokuto: But we need the moral support!

Kageyama: And you're small! Which is cute!

Kenma: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.

Hinata: *close to tears* Well- okay, I guess.

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Hinata: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

Kageyama: ...What???

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Daichi: So, are you two dating now?

Tsukishima & Yamaguchi: Yes.

Daichi: Why?

Tsukishima: I happen to find Yamaguchi very appealing.

Daichi: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Yamaguchi.

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Iwaizumi: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Kyoutani (Mad Dog): Kyoutani: I like you.

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Kuroo: Hey, are you okay?

Kenma: Yeah.

Kuroo: You don't look okay...

Kenma: Then stop looking.