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Montparnasse: Y’know, you’re talking a lot of shit for someone with two perfectly good eyeballs, each priced at about 762 dollars each on the black market

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Bahorel: Are you feeling strong?

Montparnasse: That depends. Physically? No. Morally? Also no.

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Grantaire: Enjolras has it all. He’s beautiful, he’s smart, he’s a homeowner

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Montparnasse: I thought I told you to put on something professional!

Jehan on a frilly lavender pinstripe suit and rainbow suspenders: This is my nicest outfit!

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Enjolras: You need a hobby

Grantaire: I have a hobby!

Enjolras: Drinking isn’t a hobby

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Enjolras: *moves around in bed and hears a soft thump on the floor*

Enjolras, gasping softly: Grantaire, no.

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Éponine, casually sitting in a chair: I don’t want a lot for Christmas.

Gavroche, kicking down the door: THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED!

Grantaire, crashing through the roof: I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS-

Courfeyrac, flopping in through the window: UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE!

Montparnasse, standing mortified in the doorway: What the fuck?

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Grantaire: It costs $400 to go see a therapist

Grantaire: It costs $0 to tell myself it be like that sometimes

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Courfeyrac: *singing quietly* ~one less, one less problem~

Combeferre: That was pretty good.

Courfeyrac: Thanks, Bro!

Combeferre:...

Combeferre: Should we kiss now?

Courfeyrac: I mean it'd be wrong if we didn't.

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Enjolras: If you have any suggestions, feel free to put them in the suggestions box.

Grantaire: That’s just a trash can.

Enjolras: Exactly.

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Combeferre: I have total faith in you.

Enjolras: [leaves]

Combeferre: There’s, like, an 80% chance he’ll die.

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Courfeyrac: It’s a good thing I still have my sexy cat costume from Halloween.

Combeferre: I really don’t think you were the target audience for that item.

Courfeyrac: There is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.

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Enjolras: I'm sorry, Jehan, but Halloween means nothing to me.

Jehan: *gasps* God can hear you right through the building and she's not happy!

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Jehan: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Joly: That's called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

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Grantaire: Wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind!

Pharmacist: Here’s your antidepressants

Grantaire: No curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath.

Pharmacist: Thank you

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Gavroche: I'm tired and small, but very angry.