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[vanalex]

[hellgirl666xx]

[incorrectdccomicquotes]

Tim Drake: You’re not special for reading The Great Gatsby, we all went to high school.

Jason Todd: Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone, just remember that all the people in the world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.

Tim Drake: Okie dokie, let’s town it down here, I was just making a joke.

Jason Todd: So was I. That’s one of the first lines of the book.

Tim Drake: What.

Tim Drake: I never read the book.

[twistedappletree]

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bucky: According to some old myths, birthmarks show where you got killed in your past life.

Scott: I have birthmarks on both sides of my head. I think I was speared.

Sam: Nope, you were shot. When your leader says “Duck!” you do not respond with “Where?!”

Scott: Man, I hope I got to see the duck before I died.

[goldandglittersblog]

Draco: Hey, How's the boyfriend?

Hermione: I've told you a hundred times that Ron and I broke up. Why do you keep asking this?

Draco: Feels incredibly good to hear the news.

[jasonsthunderthighs]

*Watchin a film together on the couch*

Tim: She better not go back to him.

Jason: *Doesn't answer as he drinks the last bit in his cup, lookin up at the ceilin*

Tim: *Lookin at Jason* What are you lookin at?

Jason: *Still lookin up at the ceilin* That spider

Tim: *Looks up frantically at the ceilin* Where? I don't see it!

Jason: Huh. *Not takin his eyes off the ceilin* Must've fell already.

Tim: No! *Scurries off the couch*

Jason: Since you're up, can you get me somethin to drink? *Looks at Tim, givin the cup to him*

Tim: *Laughin at the trick, takin the cup and hittin Jason on the head with it before makin him a drink*

[emmikay]

Mustang: I don’t give a fuck.

Hawkeye: You’re not fooling anyone, sir. You give so many fucks they’re visible from space.

[inmyperfectworld]

Locs hairstyles inspo, part 2✨🩷

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Sirius, while cleaning a mess kid!Harry made: We need a slur for toddlers Remus: in polish we have "gówniaki", which roughly translates to "shitlings" Sirius: Perfect

[hellgirl666xx]

Dream bed🧛🏻‍♀️

[incorrectteyvatism]

Scara: When I die, I want my epitaph to read, "Mistakes were made."

Tighnari: Wasn't that already on your birth certificate?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: How about I get Wanda this?

Sam: Are you serious?

Y/N: She loves cooking!

Bucky: You can't get her that!

Y/N: It's perfect!

Yelena: You're an idiot.

Y/N: But—

Kate: You can't get Wanda a bag of onions for Christmas!

[capndragn94]

Catra: Just remember, what doesn't kill you... will give you kinks that are very very difficult and embarrassing to explain.

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Jason: Hey, Dick what are you workin on?

Dick: *Puttin two cans together* I'm makin a bird

Jason: Oh, man, I gotta be honest, that doesn't look anythin like a bird.

Dick: Yea it does.. *Puttin the two cans on top of each other* It's a two can.

[goldandglittersblog]

Draco: I am getting married in the coming month of November.

Hermione: Congratulations!!

Draco:

Draco: So... I am considering you are game then.