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“UZIS LIKABILITY”

From a post by @incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones, you already knowww.

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incredible things happening in the robot fucker community right now

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Uzi: Wow, N has such a serious look on his face! I wonder what he’s thinking about?

N, internally: *Wii music*

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Prom Uzi?

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Nori but with her body

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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

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N: V, is there anything nice you want to say to Uzi?

V: I’ve seen shorter people.

Uzi: ...

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V: Do you believe in conspiracy theories?

Uzi: No.

V: Would you like to start one?

Uzi: Absolutely.

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J: N, you’ve been observing Outpost 3 for 48 hours now. What have you learned?

N: People fall in love with Uzi Doorman super easily.

J: ...An example?

N, holding back tears: Me.

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N: Can you believe some people see Uzi and aren’t immediately filled with absolute unconditional love for her?

N: They don’t even get the urge to kiss her right there. That’s incomprehensible to me.

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having a friend crush is so god damn embarrassing like yeah.... i like how you play toys and i think youre really cool..... and im scared to talk to you........do you wanna..... play toys with me too...... or something...... its whatever if not..... kicks a rock. Fuck my life dude

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status update. i am becoming more they them. because of kris deltarune

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V: *Accidentally breaks Uzi’s railgun*

V: Oh god you aren’t going to start crying are you?

Uzi: *grabs her* WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!

V: Okay, this is better, I guess?

Uzi: THAT RAILGUN WAS MY BABY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WOULD YOU DO THAT TO SOMEONE ELSE’S BABY?

V: You mean, would I slam a baby into another baby to test its durability?

V: No that’s not something I would typically do....

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A moment of acknowledgement for the mutual domestication trope. Just two characters who are absolutely feral and batshit crazy until they're reunited with the other person, and then all of a sudden they're both sweet and gentle like a dog lounging in the sun after a long hard day of doing nothing

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Whoever reported this to Nintendo as “Hateful/bullying” and got me a warning sent to my email, I hope you step on multiple Legos

Went and updated my splash tag in Splatoon 3. Drawing with fingers and a switch controller is really hard.

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Cyn: It is imperative that you return to the ship!

N: Yes! Uh, I left my...transverse adapter thing out there! I’ll just go get it and be right back!

N: *Runs off*

Cyn: Voice stress analyzer indicates that you are—

————Elsewhere————

Uzi, running with N: —lying your butt off back there!

Uzi: I’m so proud of you.

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Legit just saw a digital road sign that said “You’re not a firework. Don’t drive lit.”