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Minhyun: The food’s too hot. Can’t eat it :(

Woojin:

Daniel:

Sungwoon:

Jinyoung:

Seongwoo:

Jaehwan: You’re hot and I’d still eat y–

Jisung, slamming his hands on the table: ONE DINNER.

Guanlin, sighing: Here we go again…

Jisung: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL I ASK.

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Jaehwan: Minhyun is so attractive...

Daehwi: Don't be jealous, hyung, you're attractive too!

Jaehwan: I'm not jealous, Daehwi, I'm gay.

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Jaehwan: That’s one of my greatest fears.

Minhyun: What is?

Jaehwan: If I ever, like, reincarnate as a biscuit…

Minhyun: You would eat yourself.

Jaehwan: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Minhyun *reading a fortune cookie*: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Jaehwan *with a mouth full of takeout*: Kill two.

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Minhyun: I’m going to Taco Bell, you want anything?

Jaehwan: I want Wanna One back.

Minhyun: Yeah, I got like twelve dollars.

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Woojin: Did you know that 1 in 10 people are gay, so that means that someone in our group is gay.

Jaehwan: I hope it's Minhyun, he's cute.

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Jaehwan: Okay, Minhyun. If I were the last man on Earth, would you date me then?

Minhyun: If you were the last man, I wouldn’t exist, dumbass.

Jaehwan:

Jaehwan: Fuck.

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Minhyun: Jaehwan texted me “your adorable”.

Minhyun: And I replied, “No, YOU’RE adorable.”

Minhyun: Now he likes me. We’ve been on two dates now. All I did was point out a typo.

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Jaehwan: I would be unstoppable if not for law enforcement and physics.

Minhyun: And I’m eternally grateful that both of those things exist.

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Minhyun: It is called cauliflower. It is not ghost broccoli.

Jaehwan [staring blankly at the wall]: I know what I saw.

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Jaehwan: I heard you like bad boys.

Minhyun:

Jaehwan: Well, I'm bad at everything.

Jaehwan: *winks at him with both eyes*

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*Ongniel laughing together at a distance*

Jaehwan: Hm, I don't know what to think about this.

Daehwi: Because you like Daniel?

Woojin: Because you like Seongwoo?

Jaehwan: *narrows eyes*

Jaehwan: Yes.

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Jaehwan: Truth is, I only know of one truly platonic relationship.

Minhyun: You and me?

Jaehwan: Don't make me laugh, hyung. You want all of this *gestures to himself* SO bad.

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Sungwoon: Why are you ignoring Minhyun?

Jaehwan: I'm playing hard to get.

Sungwoon: Why would you do that? You're already hard to want.

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Guanlin: Jisung hyung, help! There's a monster under my bed and it's HORRIBLE!

Jaehwan, from the bottom bunk: I hate you.

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Daehwi: Hey Minhyun are you free around eight tonight?

Minhyun: I am.

Daehwi: What about you, Jaehwan?

Jaehwan: Yeah, why?

Daehwi: Well, I'm not. You two go on without me. Enjoy your date.

Minhyun:

Jaehwan:

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[Guanlin's 18th birthday]

The clock: *turns 12*

Guanlin: SHIT!

Jisung: PARDON?

Guanlin: I'm grown now! Try and stop me!

[A day later]

Guanlin, sniffling, climbing into Jisung’s bed: Jihoon called me a little bitch.