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“I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.”

– Gabriel Agreste.

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Nathalie: What is wrong with us?

Gabriel: A lot, but at least we’re beautiful.

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Alya: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like… was it a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kinda thing?

marinette: Well at first it was really intense, you know. And then we just sort of sunk into it.

alya: Okay, so was he holding you, or were his hands on your back?

marinette: No actually first they were… they started on my waist. And then they slid up, and then they were in my hair.

alya: Oh my god, oh my god

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meanwhile

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adrien: and then I kissed marinette

nino: tongue?

adrien: yeah

nino: cool

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Marinette, looking at Adrien: I just want to go over there and kiss him.

Alya:

Marinette:

Alya:

Marinette: How can I kiss him without letting him know that I like him?

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chat noir: we’re american or american’t?

ladybug: we’re french.

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miraculous characters reaction to "I love you."

chat noir: who doesn't?

chloe: I know.

ladybug: thanks.

marinette: horrible decision.

juleka: why?

rose: *laughs nervously*

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nino: are lobsters mermaids to scorpions? alya: nino, it’s four in the fucking morning.

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chat noir: rules are made to be broken.

ladybug: they were made to be followed, nothing is made to be broken.

carapace: um, piñata’s.

rena rouge: glow sticks.

queen bee: karate boards.

hawk moth: spaghetti when you have a small pot.

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chat noir: don’t do anything stupid until I get back. ladybug: how can we? you’re taking all the stupid with you.

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adrien: are we friends again? nino: no… we’re brothers. adrien: that was terrifying, don’t pause like that!

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ladybug: why did you make us go through all those villians?!

hawk moth: well, you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.

hawk moth: it was because shut up.

hawk moth: shut up is why.

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adrien, talking to chloe and marinette: aw, I believe this is the beginning of a beautiful mutual tolerance.

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marinette: has anyone seen adrien? nino, do you know where he is? nino: sorry, marinette, I haven’t seen him since the last time I saw him. marinette: yeah, but when was that? nino: last time I saw him? It was definitely the time I saw him last.

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chloe: god do you know who i hate EVERYONE

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rena rouge: if were gonna make it out, were gonna need an illogical solution, a... a truly dumb idea

[everyone looks at chat noir]

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chat noir: my lady, youre an angel with no wings

ladybug: -so like a person.

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bustier: what are you bringing to the potluck today, chloe??

chloe: my negative attitude and my sparkling personality