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Kihyun: Where's Wonho?

Minhyuk: Changkyun locked him in the bathroom

Changkyun: Minhyuk! You weren't supposed to tell him that!

Kihyun: I'm fine with it

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Hyungwon: You only look at my ass

Wonho: That's not true

Hyungwon: What color are my eyes?

Wonho: Lilac...?

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Jooheon: What's a furry?

Changkyun: Enjoy these last few seconds before I tell you.

Kihyun, from far away: nnNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Minhyuk: never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited. If I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that's how I go.

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Jooheon: What does bdsm mean?

Shownu: BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETING.

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Minhyuk, holding a box: You promise you didn't get me bees again?

Changkyun, from a distance: Just open it.

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Shownu: Allergies?

Kihyun: Cowardice and weak-willed men.

Shownu:

Kihyun: And hazelnuts.

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Jooheon: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.

Hyungwon: Oh, you've been?

Jooheon: Once. In Monopoly.

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Kihyun: Go make your bed.

Changkyun: Why should I make my bed when I'm just gonna sleep in it again?

Kihyun: Why should I make you food when I know you'll be dying anyways?

Changkyun: The bed's been made!

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Minhyuk: So I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast

Shwonu: Aren't those just gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll up

Minhyuk: Breakfast burrito, but yeah

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Hyungwon: I would walk through fire for this band.

Hyungwon: Well not FIRE because it's dangerous. But a super humid room.

Hyungwon: But not too humid, because my hair.

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Jooheon: [Walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium]

Kihyun: What did you think a tiger shark was, Jooheon?

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Kihyun: Shownu! You don't eat a hot dog wearing a tuxedo!

Shownu: [holds up the hot dog] This hot dog's not wearing a tuxedo!

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Changkyun: If I cut off my leg, and swing it at your head, am I kicking you or hitting you?

Shownu: You'll most likely mentally scar me more than anything.

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Kihyun: Don't say a word.

Minhyuk:

Minhyuk: Fergulous.

Kihyun: Minhyuk, I said no words.

Minhyuk: Oh, I see how it works-

Minhyuk: Two weeks ago we're playing Scrabble, it's not a word. Suddenly it's a word because it's convenient to you.

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Shownu: *sticks his fingers in the bowling ball*

Bowling ball: daddy

Shownu: wtf

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Changkyun: Hyungwon is like the ocean.

Minhyuk: Aww, what, he's calm and full of life?

Changkyun: He's salty and no one knows what the fuck happens inside of it.