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Daphne vibes
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Daphne; "God, my back is killing me."
Rose; "Here, I brought you something to help."
Daphne; "A breast reduction?"
Constance; (running in the room from the kitchen) "NOOO!"
Daphne; ...
Constance; "Why would you spit in the face of God?!"
Rose; "Calm down, those aren't going anywhere and if they are, I'm going with them."
#incorrect quotes#source: 2 broke girls#daphne kluger#rose x daphne#constance#oceans 8#Daphne Kluger's legendary knockers
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Daphne; "I know I’ve been talking about Rose all morning, but another thing I love about Rose is that she just gets me."
Nine Ball; "Can she come get you right now?"
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Constance; How the hell you spell "Shofur?"
Daphne; "Chauffer."
Constance; "Ooh Fancy Pants Rich McGee over here, fuck you."
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pictures of cate blanchett which are lou-miller coded (very important post)
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Tammy; “Right, who do we know who has handcuffs?”
Lou; “Well Debbie and I...”
Debbie (glares at Lou)
Lou; “...Wouldn't know.”
#incorrect quotes#source: unknown#tammy#Lou Miller#Debbie Ocean#Debbie x Lou#Oceans 8#Dare I ask why Tammy needed handcuffs?
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Some appreciation for Rose Weil being absolute perfection 💓



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Rose; (Confused by Debbie’s plan)
Lou; “There’s only one way to handle Debbie’s schemes. It's like watching a strip tease. Don't ask how it's done, just enjoy what's coming off.”
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Daphne; “I can't relate to horror stories where it's like, "my wife started acting crazy, isn't that so scary?' Because I would support my wife, no matter what, I would love my crazy wife.”
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Daphne; “Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.”
Debbie; “Oh, you've been?”
Daphne; “Once. In Monopoly.”
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Lou; “Since we’re in this relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don’t ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.”
Debbie; “Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don’t wanna hear shit.”
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Lou; “As top in this relationship, I think we should…”
Debbie; “I can’t believe you’re pulling rank on me.”
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Constance; “The lady at the sandwich shop today was like, “that’ll be 4.20 love, would you like it toasted?” And I nodded and said, “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it.”
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Amita; “The constant struggle between "I should probably be more informed about current events" and "I would like to be a functional human being with at least a vague will to live".”
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Rose; “Putting soup in a square Tupperware... it's just not right. It should be a circle one which is the shape of soup.”
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Daphne; “Look, if you're gonna invite someone over to 'watch a movie', make sure the movie isn't a good one. Rose came over and I put on The Mummy and guess what we did? We sat on the couch and watched the entire thing because it's a great movie. Guess what we DIDN'T do?”
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