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hello! i’m sorry to say that i will be... uh... abandoning this blog, i guess, although i will be leaving it up for archival purposes.

i just don’t really have the energy to run it anymore, and i kind of always knew that it wouldn’t be a forever sort of thing. it was fun to run while it lasted, but i think it is time for me to move on to other things.

i won’t be handing this blog over to anyone else, but i encourage any of you to start your own blogs <3

unfortunately, i also will not be posting the rest of the submissions, so if you submitted something, i’m sorry.

i’ve had some anons come into the inbox to check on me, and i’m totally okay! just tired, haha... but nah, i ain’t got got by the virus or anything yet, so. ;)

thank you so much for all the support on this blog, and i wish you guys the best of luck in your oc creation and story writing! keep being really super cool 💕

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No one has the permission to smack my ass.

One of your OCs

(submitted by thegayomelette)

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Character A: Do you even know what an amulet is?

Character B: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!

Character A: [Character B], those are omelettes.

Character B: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

(submitted by monokuro-adventures)

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Character A: Avenge my death.

Character B: You’re not dying, [Character A].

Character A: AVENGE ME!

(submitted by anonymous)

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Character A: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Character B: Not it!

Character C: Not it!

Character A: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

(submitted by anonymous)

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Character A: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!

Character B: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Character C: More or less, I guess...

Character D: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!

Character E: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.

Character F: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

(submitted by anonymous)

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Character A: God damnit, [Character B]! I don’t know what you did, but you go down and you fucking apologize for whatever it was!

Character B: What?! I’m not apologizing! Those assholes left me for dead!

Character A: Did you fuck up?

Character B: ...What even is fucking up really?

Character A: AAAH! You fucked up!

(submitted by anonymous)

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Character A: I don’t need you micromanaging me! Okay?

Character B: Oh Really?! Because after the events of today, I would have to respectfully disagree! Now, set the timer-

Character A: I know what I’m doing!

Character B: That is an opinion you are having!

(submitted by anonymous)

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Character A: Hey ya’ll. So, I know I’m the new guy here, but I think I can speak for everyone when I say... I don’t know what the fuck is going on.

Everyone: Agreed.

(submitted by anonymous)

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Character A: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Character B: Burn the house down.

Character A: And what did you do?

Character B: I made dinner.

Character A:

Character B:

Character A:

Character B: And burnt the house down.

(submitted by atubofbetraskansoftserve)

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Dramatic music? That can’t be good.

One of your OCs

(submitted by gmdhc)

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Character A: [Can easily hold the high note in “Say Amen” by P!ATD]

Character B: [Kinda tries, but ends up laughing and admits defeat halfway through]

Character C: [Doesn’t even try, even though Character A begs them]

Character D: [Can do it, but messes it up on purpose to be crazy]

Character E: [Can 100% do it, but doesn’t want to seem like a show-off]

Character F: [Tries so fucking hard but for some reason sounds like a dying goose]

(submitted by 12u3ie)

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Character A: Now all we have to do is go up the - what happened to the stairs?!

Character B: My parents took them down cause I am grounded.

Character C: That’s disturbing.

(submitted by anonymous)

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Character A: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Character B: A horrible decision, really.

(submitted by y0usto1emyusernam3)

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Character A: Is having a penis fun?

Character B: It has its ups and downs.

Character C: Sometimes it’s a little hard.

Character D: It’s a pain in the ass.

Character E: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.

(submitted by void-of-erebos)

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Character A: I wanna let you all know...

Character A: I have good news.

*everyone explodes*

Character A: *laughing* It worked!

(submitted by void-of-erebos)

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Character A: Let’s write [Character B] a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...

(submitted by velkhana-official)