#source: final fantasy 7 machinabridged

[shadowsageingempress]

Twi: You have been quiet for quite some time. Was it something I said?

Midna: Let me tell you a tale.

Midna: When I was a young girl, every day I would go to the Sol shrine, get on my knees and pray to whatever God would listen. I’d say “Gods? Are you there? It’s me, little Midna! Now there’s only one thing I want in this world more than anything. I don’t care if you take my power, my friends, or the home in which I sleep… What I want… is a talking wolf best friend!”

Midna: Now here I stand. Powerless, friendless and homeless. But not… talking wolf best friend-less!

Twi: Oh my Gods! We’re best friends?!

Midna, on the verge of tears: YEEEAAAAAAAA-

[incorrectlumityquotes]

Eda: What about you, Luz? You ever have a dream before?

Luz: Well...

Luz: I LOOK SO COOL!!!!

Luz: ...and then I yelled at some doofus scientist. Honestly, I don't think anyone saw that coming.

[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

Tiny: I don’t need you micromanaging me! Okay?

Shiny: Oh Really?! Because after the events of today, I would have to respectfully disagree! Now, set the timer-

Tiny: I know what I’m doing!

Shiny: That is an opinion you are having!

[g12-3]

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random thing. Swordtail: ALRIGHT! LET'S GET THIS STARTED!

Bloodworm: Oh! Hello, there! Are you here for the Pantala bi-monthly meeting? I take it you're with the urban development team?

Swordtsil: Uhhhhh… Yeah?

Bloodworm: Perfect! The meeting is on the 66th floor, and here are your elevator passes!

Swordtail: Why thank you very much! (Chuckles baffledly)

(Cut to the party inside the elevator)

Blue: I cannot believe we just got away with that!

Sundew: Seriously! They thought you were with Urban Develpment!

Swordtail: Yeah! Heh… I mean I have no idea why they would… Think I was in Urban… …Development… (The realization hits him.)

OH THAT RACIST C-

@mythos321

@sombrathedragon

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Usher: Oh, Jonathan. Only now do I see that your strong demeanour hides a troubled soul.

Geoffrey: That’s a lot of words to say “has daddy issues.”

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Penelope: Gods dammit, Dimitri! I don't know what you did, but you go down and you apologize for whatever it was!

Dimitri: What?! I am not apologizing! Those assholes left me for dead!

Penelope: Did you fuck up?

Dimitri:

Dimitri: ...What even is fucking up really?

Penelope: AH! You fucked up!

[daddopenguin]

Zero: Did you fuck up?

Aido: What even is fucking up?

Zero: Ah! You fucked up!

[incorrect-joseimuke]

A new boy that has just joined the group: Hey ya’ll. So, I know I’m the new guy here, but I think I can speak for everyone when I say... I don’t know what the fuck is going on.

Everyone: Agreed.

[lauriel816]

Erik: The world is a cruel place, kid.

Erik: Everywhere I go, all I see is death, and destruction.

Peter: Probably because you're the one causing it.

[the-black-bulls]

[During chapter 311]

Liebe: Hey ya’ll. So, I know I’m the new guy here, but I think I can speak for everyone when I say.... I don’t know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Asta: Agreed.

Nacht: Agreed.

Rest of the Black Bulls: Agreed.

Fans: Agreed.

[incorrectzarimanquotes]

The Drifter: Hey ya’ll. So, I know I’m the new person here, but I think I can speak for everyone when I say... I don’t know what the fuck is going on.

The Holdfasts: Agreed

[shadowsageingempress]

Zant: So look, Volga. Bro to bro, I gotta ask: who do you got the hots for?

Volga: Midna.

Zant, furious: THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!!

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

Void Steve: The world is a cruel place, Sabre.

Void Steve: Everywhere I go, all I see is death, and destruction...

Sabre: Probably because you're the one causing it.

[incorrectsinnohquotes]

Jupiter: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Cynthia: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Lucas: More or less, I guess... Barry: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Looker: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Dawn: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

[g12-3]

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Young Glory: Hi! My name's Glory! Wanna do me a solid?

Young Deathbringer : (looks at her, in a lovestruck voice) Your eyes are pretty.

(Cut back to present)

Deathbringer: Curse you, twelve-year-old Deathbringer! You know damn well you weren't looking at her eyes! Focus, focus! We are stronger than this. We will finish this, and WE WILL SURVIVE THIS!

@mythos321

[incorrect-ffix-quotes]

Kuja: The world is a cruel place.

Kuja: Everywhere I go, I see death and destruction.

Zidane: Probably because you're the one causing it.