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You gotta hand it to Lucky Montoya.
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Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt.
Phineas Welles
#Source: John Dies at the end#me trying to get a happy ending#tow#the outer worlds#outer worlds#phineas welles
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There’ll be food and drink and explosive cell decompression…and perhaps even a few murders. You’re all invited.
Phineas Welles
#Source: The House on Haunted Hill#I know he doesn't look anything like phineas#but i would pay good money to have vincent price do phineas's lines#tow#the outer worlds#outer worlds
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Got to be honest, a major reason I didn’t have content for a while was straight up I had queued comments attributed to Reed Tobson that were about anti-vaxxers. I’ve had to clear out every single one of them from the queue because it’s just bad taste right now.
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So in the newest The “the adventure zone” zone, Griffin straight up mentions Parvati so I think that means more McElroy quotes.
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When I go into a place that isn't my home, literally all I am thinking about is 'Please God don't let anyone yell at me.'
Parvati
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“Because of the extra innocence, Children are far less flammable.” -Vicar Max
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I’m not asking you to do much. Just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.
-The Unplanned Variable when the shroud fails.
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Give it a rest. You’re not the Messiah. You don’t know dick about the Bible.
-Vicar Max
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Vicar Max: What have we learned today?
Parvati: Too many people we know have swords.
Vicar Max: Not what I was going for but okay.
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Ellie: I’m sorry daddy, I’ve been very naughty
Vicar Max, pinching the bridge of his nose: For the last time, its forgive me father, for I have sinned.
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Felix: Oh, well. A little hard work never killed anybody.
Parvati: Hard work kills people all the time.
Ellie: You never heard of a heart attack?
Parvati: Aneurysm? Hernia?
Ellie: Burst blood vessel behind the eye?
Felix: Well, it's nice chatting with you.
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Vicar Max
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You can't judge this by Felix. He once called me to ask what my number was
Ellie
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Take away the part that sucks and we aren't half bad.
The unplanned variable
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Sophia Akande: You are amoral, are you not? You are feeding off the violence and the despair of the drug trade. You're stealing from those who themselves are stealing the lifeblood from our city. You are a parasite who leeches off--
The Unplanned Variable: Just like you, man.
Sophia Akande: --the culture of drugs... Excuse me, what?
TUV: I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game, though, right?
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