incorrectpeterparker
incorrectpeterparker
Incorrect Peter Parker
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incorrectpeterparker · 2 days ago
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Peter: Did you eat?
Johnny: I SLAYED!
Peter: No, Johnny. I was asking if you had breakfast.
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incorrectpeterparker · 4 days ago
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i. can’t. wait!!!
Tom’s back in the suit!!!! ❤️🕷️
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incorrectpeterparker · 12 days ago
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i need Peter Parker and Johnny Storm to meet NOW
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incorrectpeterparker · 1 month ago
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Peter: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Harley: They do.
Tony: …Why did you say that with such certainty?
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incorrectpeterparker · 1 month ago
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Tom Holland was cast as Spider-Man 10 years ago today!
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incorrectpeterparker · 2 months ago
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Tony: Peter, can I see you in my office?
Peter, holding back laughter as he puts on a camo jacket: you can try
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incorrectpeterparker · 2 months ago
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Peter: Tony—
Tony: Hey, don’t call me that. It’s disrespectful.
Peter: Mr. Stark—
Tony: Damnit, that’s worse! Use your manners, kid.
Peter: Are we really doing this in front of my English class?
Tony: I want to hear you say it.
Peter: Fine. Dad—
Tony: That’s more like it.
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incorrectpeterparker · 2 months ago
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Peter: Hey, we're supposed to dress up as someone who inspires us for school on Friday. I wanted to go as you and I was wondering if I could borrow-
Tony: You can't wear an Iron man suit to school.
Peter: Actually, I was wondering if I could borrow your sunglasses and a tie.
Peter: Mr. Stark, why are you crying?
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incorrectpeterparker · 2 months ago
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Loki, grabbing Peter by the back of the neck like a puppy: Who is this? He wasn't with you guys when I attacked you before.
Peter: Hi, I'm Peter! Nice to meet you!
Tony: *Panicking*
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incorrectpeterparker · 2 months ago
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Tony: This is not the time for your shenanigans!
Peter: It was a single shenanigan!
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incorrectpeterparker · 2 months ago
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Peter: When in doubt, just assume your enemy is two smaller enemies stacked on top of each other in a trench coat
Tony: Is this something that's happened to you...more than once?
Peter: Enough to be a pattern, yes
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incorrectpeterparker · 2 months ago
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happy pride!!
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incorrectpeterparker · 3 months ago
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Tony: And what do we say when life disappoints us?
Peter: Called it.
Tony: No.
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incorrectpeterparker · 3 months ago
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Tony: thats my boy!
Peter: *falls to the ground because of a stab wound he was actively hiding*
Tony: no, my boy!
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incorrectpeterparker · 3 months ago
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Peter: Mr. Stark, can I ask you something and you don’t freak out?
Tony: No.
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incorrectpeterparker · 3 months ago
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Peter, frantically running into the room: I need money!
Tony: You never ask me for money, are you ok? How much do you need?
Peter: Turns out my favourite milkshake place was a money laundering front for the mob and it got shut down so I need you to buy it
Tony: …
Tony: ok
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incorrectpeterparker · 3 months ago
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Tony: Peter, what the hell were you thinking?!
Peter: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!
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