incorrectrocketgirls
incorrectrocketgirls
100% Accurate Rocket Girls 101
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i also run @incorrectcosmicquotes! i love them all so much that sometimes i cry while thinking about it but i guess i'm a sunnee stan 
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incorrectrocketgirls · 6 years ago
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Sunnee: I just feel like we were meant to be together. I mean, look at how fate keeps throwing us at each other!
Li ZiTing: It's 3am and you're stuck in my window. How did you even get there?!
Sunnee: Fate, ZiTing. Weren't you listening
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incorrectrocketgirls · 6 years ago
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Yamy, trying to seem badass: Love? Sorry, I've never heard of it. My personal dictionary doesn't even know what you're talking about.
Sunnee: *passes by in sweatpants and bedhead while eating doritos*
Yamy: Hmm, on second thought, maybe it does...
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incorrectrocketgirls · 6 years ago
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XuanYi: You know, Seola, you're so beautiful.
Seola: Aww, that's so sweet!
XuanYi: Everyone in WJSN is beautiful, don't you agree? Like MeiQi, with her gorgeous flowing hair and her kind heart...
Seola: How much is MeiQi paying you to try and get me to forgive her?! NOBODY eats my pudding.
XuanYi: PLEASE JUST FORGIVE HER SHE PROMISED ME SEAWEED
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incorrectrocketgirls · 6 years ago
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Xu MengJie: Why is every author the #1 bestselling author?
Wu XuanYi: Why is every toothpaste the #1 recommended toothpaste?
Yang ChaoYue: Why do my parents hate me?
Li ZiTing: Why is every movie the #1 movie in America?
Yang ChaoYue:
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incorrectrocketgirls · 6 years ago
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ZiNing: You gotta learn to love yourself.
Sunnee: But don't you fucking hate yourself?
ZiNing: Yeah but this is about you stay focused
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incorrectrocketgirls · 6 years ago
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Fu Jing: You're standing on thin ice.
ChaoYue: I'm standing on the floor.
Fu Jing: It's an expression.
ChaoYue: It's a carpet.
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incorrectrocketgirls · 7 years ago
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AoJuan: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife through sickness and through health?
Blair: duh we fuckin stan forever
ZiNing: ugh tea sis
AoJuan: my fuckin weave just got SNATCHED ugh kiss the bride sis i'm fuckin S C R E A M I N G
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incorrectrocketgirls · 7 years ago
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ChaoYue, sobbing: My life's a mess, I'm such a trainwre--
Zhu TianTian: *passes by casually*
ChaoYue: You know, maybe it's not so bad.
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incorrectrocketgirls · 7 years ago
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XuanYi: I have a feeling we should kiss.
MeiQi: Well, sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think hmmm...better not.
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incorrectrocketgirls · 7 years ago
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Wang Ju: Here is my wall of inspirational women.
Yamy: Is that a picture of you?
Wang Ju: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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incorrectrocketgirls · 7 years ago
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Yamy: Any questions, class?
Rocket Girls: ...
XuanYi: yeah, what the fuck?!
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incorrectrocketgirls · 7 years ago
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Sunnee, texting: You can generally tell if someone likes you by the number of times they use the letter Y in their "hey". The more Ys, the better.
Sunnee: And, in that case--
Sunnee: Heyyyyyyyyyyy
ZiTing: He
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incorrectrocketgirls · 7 years ago
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"can i copy your homework?" rocket girls + ioi
"i'll help you with it!": meng meiqi, fu jing, kim sejeong, jung chaeyeon, im nayoung
"yeah sure": zhang zining, xu mengjie, jeon somi, kim chungha, kang mina
"bold of you to assume i did the homework": wu xuanyi, sunnee, choi yoojung, zhou jieqiong
"lol nope": yamy, lai meiyun, li ziting, kim doyeon, yu yeonjung
"wait we had homework???": yang chaoyue, duan aojuan, kim sohye
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incorrectrocketgirls · 7 years ago
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incorrectrocketgirls · 7 years ago
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ChaoYue: Hey, I'm not COMPLETELY useless!
MeiQi: Okay, then what can you be used for?
ChaoYue: I can be used as a bad example.
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incorrectrocketgirls · 7 years ago
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Sunnee: I don't care what anyone says, the middle of an Oreo is the best.
Yamy: Light without darkness, darkness and no light. One cannot exist without the other.
MeiYun: Hey, Socrates, it's a fucking cookie.
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incorrectrocketgirls · 7 years ago
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MengJie: I really like Eminem.
ChaoYue: I prefer Reese's Pieces.
MengJie: I meant the rapper.
ChaoYue: Why would you eat the wrapper?
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