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Merlin: You brought a date to the mission?

Meliodas: It was either this or ice skating.

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Gowther: Are you dying?

King, completely hungover: Yes

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Demon King: You have darkness within you.

Meliodas: Everyone does.

Demon King: You can't ignore me forever.

Meliodas: I'm not ignoring you.

Demon King: Then what will you do with the sharp edges of your soul?

Meliodas: Chop vegetables.

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I just wanna go over there, grab Diane, and kiss her. How can I kiss her and not let her know that I like her?

King, to Oslo

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Meliodas: Team, assemble! Together, we'll pummel you with the power of friendship... and wrath!

Escanor: Pride!

Gowther: Lust!

Merlin: Gluttony!

Ban: Greed!

King: Sloth!

Diane: Envy!

Hawk: I thought we were the good guys?

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King: Heyy I heard you like bad boys?

King: Because I'm bad

King: At everything

Diane:

King:

Diane: oh my god please stop crying come here-

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Meliodas: We're going on a trip. Get in the car, everyone.

The sins: *cheering*

Ban: Shotgun!

Meliodas: You're not getting a shotgun.

Ban: ...Okay. But I want the front seat.

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King: Who took my food?! BAN!

King: That was me ten minutes ago. I was mad, but I realized that friendship's more important!

King: That was me fifteen seconds ago; screw it. [kicks open Ban's door wielding Chastiefol] BAN!

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King: Tell me. Nothing can shock me anymore today.

Ban: I'm dating your sister.

King: I'm shocked.

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Gowther: Would you fuck your clone?

Ban: Of course I would fuck my clone because who would know how to fuck me better than me?

Escanor: I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay.

Merlin: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.

King: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is that strong.

Diane: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.

Meliodas: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

Elizabeth: You guys are nasty and frankly, I'm a little bit concerned.

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Merlin: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

Arthur: So the battle isn't that bad?

Merlin: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.

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Gowther: How many drinks do you have per week, on average?

Ban: Zero. Zero to six.

Gowther: I'm just gonna write down ten.

Ban: Yeah.

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Meliodas: A cop pulled me over once and said "papers"

Meliodas: So I said scissors and drove off

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Meliodas: What about 'invisible sandwich'? Imagine eating a sandwich, but everyone just thinks you're crazy!

Merlin: Just stop.

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You sound like an idiot trying to be an adult.

- Elaine, to Bandit Ban

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I don't want you to feel guilty, but this is all your fault.

Mael, to Elizabeth

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I had to die in order to get my life together.

Meliodas