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Taeyeon: If we get divorced, I get the Ikea table.

Tiffany: You’ll get my dead body first!

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Taeyeon: Time sensitive question how flirt boy?

Sooyoung: Throw rocks at he

Yuri: Hot dogs

Hyoyeon: Kill him

Taeyeon: Thanks guys.

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Seohyun: We promised Taeyeon we would prep for the meeting.

Sunny: No Seohyun, you promised Taeyeon. See, I never promise Taeyeon anything. That way I don’t disappoint her. I try to be considerate.

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Yoona calling SNSD: Hi it’s Yoona from work! And friendship!

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( In a middle of a fire)

Hyoyeon: It’s ok Seohyun, at least we die together.

Hyoyeon to Sooyoung: Sooyoung, you go die over there.

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Seohyun: guys its dark, Im scared

Yoona: Dont worry Seohyun, I got this

Yoona: *stomps*

Yoona: *sneakers light up* :)

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Yoona: hello, 911? Yes. Hi. So i stepped on my dogs tail and i need to Be arrested.

911: Ms. Im we’ve already talked about this

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Hyoyeon: Alright listen up you little shits

Hyoyeon: Not you Seohyun, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.

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( Taeyeon introducing her girlfriend to her family)

Taeyeon: This is my girlfriend Tiffany

Tiffany: Hi

Jessica (Taeyeon’s wife): What the fuck-

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Jessica: Those are cute jeans

Yuri: You’re cute jeans

Jessica: Those are mine?

Yuri: no

Jessica: Oh, I thought you said “your cute jeans”

Yuri: I did

Jessica: Those are my jeans?