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inkwell-illustrations · 4 months

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The Cat King: Can I try rizzing you up? Edwin: Sure?? The Cat King: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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1luna1lovegood1 · 3 months

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Clint: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS? !

Natasha : so like, everything is the same as a kids' playground but bigger!

Clint : yeah, why don't we have those?!

Steve : they are called theme parks.

Clint: but you have to PAY for theme parks!

Steve: that's the adult part.

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breezeowci · 6 days

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#digitalart #fullcolour #animestyle #art #colour #Onepiece #asl trio #portgas d ace #sabo #monkey d luffy #brotherhood #shanks #asl trio as children #I guess this can count as an au #incorrect qoutes #incorrect one piece #i’m innocent officer #i swear

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super-marvel-dc · 9 months

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Jason, to Y/N: Open your mouth.

Y/N: Mm-mm.

Jason: Open your mouth now and show me what you have.

Y/N: *Shakes their head no.*

Jason: Y/N-

Dick, walking into the room: Hey, what's up! *Smacks Y/N's back in greeting.*

Y/N: *Chokes, and glitter flies everywhere.*

Jason, and Dick: *Looking at Y/N in shock and fear.*

Y/N: *Grins innocently with glitter all over their clothes and mouth.*

Y/N: Tim bet me 50 bucks...

Jason, and Dick: TIM!!

#wrote this because i had the urge to stuff glitter in my mouth...#jason todd x reader #jason todd x y/n #jason todd x you #jason todd #red hood x reader #red hood x y/n #red hood x you #red hood #tim drake #red robin #incorrect dc quotes #dc incorrect quotes #incorrect qoutes #dceu #dc

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ambriel-angstwitch · 7 months

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Damian: I would casually murder you over a cheese stick

Tim: I would casually die over a cheese stick

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idoquitelikebread · 2 years

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Eddie: and now sir Stefan you will face the most dangerous sceme of all… AN MLM

Steve: oh you mean like gays? I have to be gay?

Eddie: wait a minu-

Steve: is this like a support group thing? Or like gsa? Do I just have to date a guy? Can I do that?

Eddie: Stevie hold on-

Steve: omg can I be dating that hot rocker elf with curly hair? Actually can we be secretly married? Omg with a dog that I named after my hot rocker elf husband.

Eddie: no-

Steve: wait I can’t? why not?

Robin: yeah Eddie why can’t sir Stefan have a happy life with his husband? That’s seems kinda homophobic of you ngl

Steve: yeah Eddie! stop being homophobic and let me and my hot rocker elf husband live in peace!

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incorrect-musketeers · 2 months

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D’Artagnan: If we go on a date DO NOT BRING YOUR PURSE I am not gonna let you pay

D’Artagnan: Just run when I run

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blues-of-randomness · 8 months

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Dogday: thank for saving me but this is still a huge incovience! You'll have to carry me and I can't crawl very fast and-

Player: There were babies here right?

Dogday: yeah but how would-

Player: there must be a baby carrier or stroller around here somewhere.

#incorrect qoutes #smiling critters #poppy playtime #dogday

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fandoms--fluff · 1 year

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Y/n (Hope's mom) to young hope: Mommy's going to drop kick anyone that touches you

Klaus: And Daddy's going to bail Mommy out of jail

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madman479r · 2 months

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**Heatwave at Beacon**

Pyrrha: **Wearing vest and shorts** Jaune... it's so hot... please... I need you to spit on me.

Jaune: Wh-what? Pyrrha, i-i don't really feel comfortable with that.

Pyrrha: please, Jaune. I need it.

Jaune:... *reluctantly spits on Pyrrha's face**

Pyrrha: Mmmm. Now call me a dirty whore.

Jaune: What the-?! How will that cool you off?!

Pyrrha: Hmm?

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #incorrect qoutes #source: family guy

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bilbos-stolen-untensils · 2 months

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Roy: no one actually thinks me and Jamie are dating.

Richard: raise your hand if you think Roy and Jamie are dating

The whole locker room: [raises hand]

Roy: put your hand down Jamie

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inkwell-illustrations · 6 months

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Angel: Husk? Husk: What? Angel: Are you awake? Husk: Who the fuck do you think said 'what'?

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1luna1lovegood1 · 4 months

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Tony: there's only one thing worse than losing!

Stephen: [rips off paper to make it say 'losing peter'] boom!

Peter, nodding: me.

Tony: no-

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incorrect-inkwell-quotes · 3 months

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Edwin and Charles: *about to kiss* Niko: Edwin, Charles! Are you two coming or… *opens door and sees that Edwin and Charles were about to kiss* Oh. You’re being gay. Good job. Carry on!

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super-marvel-dc · 6 months

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*Y/N, and Jason hanging upside down by their feet from a rope*

Jason: Tell me again how you became a hero...

*Y/N thinking back to when Bruce hired them*

Bruce: Who are you?

Y/N: I'm hired.

Bruce: You're hired?

Y/N: Thanks, boss. See ya tomorrow! *Leaves a confused Bruce in the bat cave*

Y/N, now: It's complicated.

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ambriel-angstwitch · 1 year

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Merlin: Crushes are the worst whenever I’m near mine I start acting stupid

Arthur: You always act stupid Merlin

Arthur: …

Merlin: Don’t think about it too hard

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