#incorrect qoutes

[1luna1lovegood1]

Kamala: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Peter : My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

Yelena: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Alexi: (not understanding what they are referencing but still wanting to be involved) My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons•

[idoquitelikebread]

Eddie: and now sir Stefan you will face the most dangerous sceme of all… AN MLM

Steve: oh you mean like gays? I have to be gay?

Eddie: wait a minu-

Steve: is this like a support group thing? Or like gsa? Do I just have to date a guy? Can I do that?

Eddie: Stevie hold on-

Steve: omg can I be dating that hot rocker elf with curly hair? Actually can we be secretly married? Omg with a dog that I named after my hot rocker elf husband.

Eddie: no-

Steve: wait I can’t? why not?

Robin: yeah Eddie why can’t sir Stefan have a happy life with his husband? That’s seems kinda homophobic of you ngl

Steve: yeah Eddie! stop being homophobic and let me and my hot rocker elf husband live in peace!

[inkwell-illustrations]

The Cat King: Can I try rizzing you up? Edwin: Sure?? The Cat King: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[ijustgotherebro]

Zoey: rember when you told me to go to the pharmacy

Mira: yes?

Zoey: they're out of my ADHD medication for 5 days

Mira: oh my god

Zoey: it's gonna be a fun week

Rumi*sprinting to the door*: im going to celiene's

Zoey*chasing after her* : through sickness and in health motherfucker

[gay-dorito-dust]

ava: we can't find (name)

bob: i think i know a trick *cups his hands to his mouth* under sweater cuddles!

john: how's saying under sweater cuddles going to help us find (name)- *gets knocked over*

you: *out of breath* move bitch, i heard under sweater cuddles?!

bob: you did indeed.

you: *looks at him expectantly* do i get them now or?

bob: *lifts up his sweater* come on then.

you: *immeditely rushes under his sweater and rests head on his chest as bob lowers the sweater over your head* paradise. absolute paradise.

ava; *points to Bob as he rubs your back, asking where you've been* he's our designated (name) finder now.

yelena: agreed

meanwhile john:

[fandoms--fluff]

*Distant screaming from another room*

Kol: Wait, so it actually worked?

Y/n, walking into Kol's room: Yep! Never doubt my ability of getting on Elijah's nerves

[incorrect-dc-qoutes]

*after the bats’ plan goes horribly wrong* Dick: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Damian. Tim: For the record, I already found them. Jason: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation. Tim: They stabbed me! Jason: I'm surprised they waited this long, Tim. We've all had the urge.

[19daysquotesorsomething]

Jian: You do realise there's a rumour going around that you're in love with Mo Guan Shan?

Tian: A rumour? Are you telling me people are doubting it?

[blues-of-randomness]

Dogday: thank for saving me but this is still a huge incovience! You'll have to carry me and I can't crawl very fast and-

Player: There were babies here right?

Dogday: yeah but how would-

Player: there must be a baby carrier or stroller around here somewhere.

[incorrect-inkwell-quotes]

Elphaba: *seductively takes off glasses* Elphaba: Wow... Glinda: *blushes* Haha... what? Elphaba: You're really fucking blurry.

[fruityspaceboy]

Tony: "Oh god what is that?“

Y/N: "It’s new meds Tony, ✨mood stabilizing meds✨ They’re gonna show us the way to stability.“

Tony: "Guys, You do know that there's no actual guarantee, it will work right-"

Y/N: "Shun the non believe!"

Loki: "Sssshhhhuuunn!"

Bucky: "Sssshhhhuuunn!"

[1luna1lovegood1]

Clint: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS? !

Natasha : so like, everything is the same as a kids' playground but bigger!

Clint : yeah, why don't we have those?!

Steve : they are called theme parks.

Clint: but you have to PAY for theme parks!

Steve: that's the adult part.

[personwholoveschocolate]

what end of the episode felt llike

[inkwell-illustrations]

The Cat King: Edwin is playing hard to get. The Cat King: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

[ijustgotherebro]

*talking to huntrix*

Bobby: yass queens slay, slay

Celine: SLAY YOUR ENIMEIS!, RAISE UP YOUR ARMIES!, TAKE YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE UPON THE THRONE

[bookishpedia]

Zade: *annoying Adeline*

Addie: I'm so excited to see what you've planned for tomorrow.

Zade: *panicked* Yeah ofcourse little mouse. It'll be amazing like always.

LATER

Sibby: What's tomorrow?

Addie: Nothing, but there's something satisfying about watching the colour drain from his face.