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Marianne: I don’t hate you.

Bog King: I don’t hate you, too.

(source: Avatar the Last Airbender)

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Dawn: I have made the decision to trust you.

Bog King: A horrible decision, really.

(source: Tangled)

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Roland: I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man, but even I have my limits.

(source: ‘Dude, Where’s My Ranch?’, The Simpsons)

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One of Marianne’s handmaidens, about Roland: He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!

(source: 'Homer and Apu', The Simpsons)

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Sunny: My love for her burns with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns ... but I can’t tell Dawn that!

(source: Fairly Odd Parents)

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Roland: If you cheat on your girl once a month, that's only 12 out of 365 days. You're still 97% faithful. That's an A+.

Marianne: Actually, if you ever read the syllabus, getting caught cheating results in an automatic 0%.

(source: twitter)

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Sugar Plum Fairy: There's nothing like a ten year anniversary to make one stop and think "wait, I've been doing this HOW long? That can't be right. I refuse to believe this. The space time continuum is FIRED."

(source: Dan Shive, creator of webcomic El Goonish Shive, on the comic’s ten-year anniversary. Can you believe Strange Magic has been out for ten years now?)

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Griselda: Son? I’m both respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your mother by coming in anyway!

(source: Fairly Odd Parents)

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Marianne: Roland, by the power vested in me by my fist, I hereby declare you guilty.

(source: Recess)

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Bog King from Strange Magic

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Marianne: I’m about to take poetic license with your face!

(source: Recess)

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Bog King: It takes more muscles to frown than to smile, and that’s why my face is fucking ripped and it will kick your ass.

(source: I think tumblr, but it might’ve been twitter? I first saw it on one of those image posts where screenshots of text posts or tweets are superimposed onto screenshots from movies and shows)

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Marianne: I thought you said you liked me.

Bog King: You told me you stabbed your last boyfriend.

Marianne: Awww, is someone scared?

Bog King: Yes.

(source: screenshot of a cellphone conversation, titled 'A Cut Above The Rest'; the call ID says 'Alyssa Tinder Goth Girl')

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the Bog King from Strange Magic

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“Tell me every terrible thing you ever did…”

“…and let me love you anyway.”

-Edgar Allan Poe

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Bog:

Marianne:

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Dawn: “…He was tall, but exceedingly lank, with narrow shoulders, long arms and legs, hands that dangled a mile out of his sleeves, feet that might have served for shovels, and his whole frame most loosely hung together. His head was small, and flat at top, with huge ears, large green glassy eyes, and a long snipe nose, so that it looked like a weather-cock perched upon his spindle neck, to tell which way the wind blew..."

Marianne: *staring at Bog from across the library* “Dang, that Ichabod Crane sounds hot.”