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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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who is going to inherit the blog?

Hi! I'm not sure how old this ask is (damm mobile) but it's already inherited, I just don't *yet* know what to do with it yet. I did consider opening submissions though but never fully thought it through.

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Hey guys I've been meaning to make this post for a while but I'm not really into tomarry anymore and don't want this blog but also don't want to delete it. So if someone wants it, just message me. First come, first serve.

Edit (30/09): Closed, I only just figured out how to edit the posts on here, apologises. 

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Tom: You. I'm taking you somewhere when I get home.

Harry: Where and why?

Tom: The city and because I want to. I haven't been in a while.

Harry: But I'm broke.

Tom: It's called a fucking date. I pay for you.

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Tom: My stomach hurts.

Harry: Oh no, what's wrong?

Tom:

Tom: I just fucking said-

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Harry: I don't get why you list honesty as a weakness, I would consider that a strength.

Tom: I don't give a fuck what you think.

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Tom: I wish there was something between us.

Harry: Me too.

Tom: Like what?

Harry: A wall.

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Ginny: You’re in love with Tom.

Harry: Now let’s be clear, I don’t love him okay? I just miss him when he’s not around, I think about him all the time and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I’m wearing a brown suede vest.

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Harry: *Tries to say ‘Are you fucking serious?’ and ‘Are you kidding me?’ at the same time.*

Harry: ARE YOU FUCKING ME?

Tom: Not currently, but it could be arranged.

Harry: *Horrified internal screeching.*

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Harry: I’m gonna do it.

Tom: ...Do you have no instinct of self-preservation?

Harry: I mean, you’re not wrong.

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Harry hugging Hermione: (whispers) No Homo

Hermione: What the f-

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Tom: [To Harry] Did you clean your pants with windex? Because I can see myself in them!

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Harry: *About Tom.* He makes no sense.

Ginny: True. I see why you like him.

Harry: I do not like him.

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Harry: I can't focus with your hand in my, ah~oooooo

Tom: *Doing magic shadow puppets*

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Tom: Hi, I’m Tom Riddle.

Harry: Hi, I’m gay now.

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Tom: [Trying to flirt.] You are the reason why men fall in love.

Harry: And you’re the reason I won’t.

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Ginny: (About Tom) Harry, why were you propositioning the suspect?

Harry: Have you seen him?

Ginny: For sanity’s sake I’m going to ignore that question.