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[arthurhonda]

Lithuania: Aren’t you supposed to be asleep?

Romano: *shrugs* I’m supposed to be a lot of things, but I live to disappoint.

[angelofthenight]

You: About to eat now

Jerome: what r u gonna eat

You: Can u leave me alone for 5 fucking minutes

[incorrect-alnst]

Till: aslkdaglkhasg

Ivan: What is that?

Till: It's a keyboard smash

Ivan: How do I do it?

Till: Just press anything.

Ivan: 7

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Minako: You remind me of the sun. Because you're pretty hot. Rei: Oh, I thought it's because I will literally kill you if you come too close to me.

[ladymiraclewings]

Kagami Tsurugi, to Adrien: I have feelings for you. Kagami, a few minutes later: Sorry I was having a moment of weakness.

[incorrectpepperann]

[hitchell-mope]

Tyler: Hey. You are such a horror.

Wednesday: Thank you.

Tyler (realising what he just said): Hottie! Oh my god. I’m so sorry. I meant to say hottie.

Wednesday: No, you had it right the first time.

[totallycorrectprimos]

Lita, texting Rita from a burner phone: Hey Mawhm, can I see you for Mother's Day?

Rita, not recognizing the number: Which one of my kids is this?

Lita: Lita.

Rita: No.

[totallycorrectfostershome]

Bloo: Mac, stop. You are not funny. You never make jokes. Mac: I made you.

[nevermore-grimes]

[thewatamotezone]

(Tomoko x Yuri)

Tomoko: I saw this and it made me think of us

Tomoko: (sends Yuri a picture of Sonic the Hedgehog and Sally Acorn getting married)

Yuri: Sigh.

Tomoko: Is that a dreamy sigh?

Yuri: You know it's not.

[arthurhonda]

China: Hi America: Send dudes China: … do you mean nudes? America: No. I’m in a fight. I need more men!

[incorrecteizouken]

*texting when they're older teenagers or adults*

Mizusaki: Hey Asakusa...

Asakusa: Hey :)

Mizusaki: My parents are out of town.......

Asakusa: Yeah.......... ;)

Mizusaki: Wanna come over and watch Disney movies and have a Nerf gun war? :3

Asakusa: This is why I love you ill be over in 5 with snacks :3

[incorrect101dalmatians]

Lucky: Mom, I have good news and bad news. Perdita: Just tell me the good news. Lucky: The airbags in Roger's car work perfectly.

[aropride]

ok fine maybe community notes was a good idea

[ladymiraclewings]

Niffty: Awesome morning. Wrapped myself in toilet paper. I'M A MUMMY. Vaggie: STOP WASTING TOILET PAPER. Niffty: I'm using it to FUEL MY IMAGINATION.