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Nate lovingly staring into bucks eyes: you deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Buck lovingly stareing back with the cutest little happy boy smile you've ever seen: you're my reward :3.

Later

Inaho sitting next to her girlfriend Jessica: you deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Jessica: yeah you can be a real bitch sometimes.

Inaho: 🤨. 😐. 😠🖕

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Nate: "it has come to my attention... im gay."

Inaho in the distance: "IM GAYER!!!"

Nate: "NOT SUPERNATURALLY POSSIBLE!!!"

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Yo-kai Watch Incorrect Quotes, part 1

Mary-Lou: I'm gonna get myself some soup.

Nate: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.

Mary-Lou: Pfft, I-I won't burn myself!

*thirty seconds later*

Mary-Lou: I burned myself.

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Buck, confused and scared, holding Hailey close to him: W-Watcha got there...?

Nate, petting an ostrich: A smoothie.

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Justin: I think this might be a bad idea...

Wyatt: Don't start thinkin' on me now!

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Justin, nervous: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...

Sue-Ellen, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?

Justin, panicking: WHAT IS CLOTHES???

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Nate, sniffing: Calm down, I'm probably not sick. It might just be allergies.

Sue-Ellen: Okay, tell me this: are you, like, really tired?

Nate: I have depression, what do you think?

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Nate, after challenging the Zenlightener and loosing for the 50th time: I CAN'T DO IT, HAILEY!

Hailey: I CAN'T EITHER!

Nate: I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE!

Buck: WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITH WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US!

Nate: I appreciate it.

Nate, gesturing to Zenlightener, who looks confused and scared: BUT LOOK AT WHAT WE'RE FUCKING DEALING WITH, GUYS!

Hailey, barely containing her laughter: Nate-

Nate: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Buck, failing to hold his laughter in as well: Nate, w-we gotta-

Nate: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDES!

Nate: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY "what am I willing to put up with today"?

Nate, feral and foaming at the mouth, ferociously pointing at a horrified Zenlightener as Hailey and Buck look on dumbfounded while laughing: NOT FUCKING THIS!

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Hailey: We're kinda missing something, guys.

Wyatt: Cohesion?

Sue-Ellen: Teamwork?

Mary-Lou: A general sense of what we're doing?

Buck: And Nate ain't here.

Wyatt: Oh, and that, yeah.

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Nate, to the BBQ Squad: I'd die for you.

Wyatt: Then perish.

Justin: You will.

Mary-Lou: P-please don't!

Buck: Cool!

Sue-Ellen: I'd die for you first.

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Hailey, getting shot by Jessica during Laser Tag: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I might've quite possibly been bamboozled.

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Nate: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Hailey: I'm a knife.

Buck, from across the room: She's the little spoon.

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Mary-Lou and Sue-Ellen: We're this close to falling in love with Nate.

Buck: Y-your fingertips are touching.

Mary-Lou and Sue-Ellen: Exactly.

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Buck: Why's everyone so obsessed with top and bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed!

Hailey:

Hailey, with a shit-eating grin: I'm gonna tell him.

Nate, smacking her upside the head: Don't you dare.

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Zenlightener, cowering in fear: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

Nate, Buck and Hailey standing in front of Zenlightener: *bites into their whole Kit-Kat Bars like a group of heathens with shit-eating grins on their faces*

Zenlightener, with tears in his eyes: Please, stop!

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Buck, to Sue-Ellen, gesturing to Whisper: How do you tell someone politely that you want to hit them with a brick?

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Police Officer, cuffing Dorothy: You have the right to remain silent.

Dorothy: I choose to waive that right.

Dorothy: *screams like a fucking banshee*

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Nate, to Whisper: My expectations are low, but they can go lower.

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Buck, pointing at a wall: What color is this?

Dorothy: Gray.

Nate: Grey.

Buck turning to Hailey: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Hailey: Dark white.

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Little Charrmer: Listen up, you little shits!

Little Charrmer, looking at Nate: Not you Nate, you're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

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Jawsome Kid, Dr. E. Raser and Nate: *screaming incoherently*

Little Charrmer, busting the door down: What's wrong, Nate?!

Dr. E. Raser: Wait, why are you asking Nate that when when Jawsome Kid and I are also here?

Agent Spect-Hare, peeking out from the broken door frame: Because Nate wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you get the chance.

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Computer: Please enter a password.

Jawsome Kid: *types in Nate*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Jawsome Kid: How fucking DARE YOU-

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Ghoulfather: What're you writin'?

Nate: The Government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm not letting them know, it's private information!

Hoaxy Coaxy, looking over Nate's shoulder: This just says "fuck around and find out" in calligraphy.

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Little Charrmer: I wasn't that drunk!

Nate: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said "I was important".

Little Charrmer, hugging Nate while crying: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

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inaho's english name is Hailey! :)

I know this

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Buck: hey guys what does "baka" mean?

Nate: dumb.

Inaho: Stupid.

Buck:

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Nate: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars. 

Nate, gesturing to Inaho and Buck fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!