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teaching shortage is so bad they let aelwyn abernant get licensure in four months
#possibly the most equipped d20 fan to say this#(guy who spent three months practicum in a middle school)#and got praxis core certified#but yeah no she should not be in there#like even teach for america wouldn't do that shit!!!#fantasy high#aelwyn abernant
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5e homebrew for disability pride month
hey yall :D since it's disability pride month and i am a Local Disabled TM i wanted to spotlight the d&d 5e homebrew i've done featuring disability mechanics!! they're all FREE / PWYW and available on itch!!
autism & adhd mechanics
traits for mechanically emphasizing a character's autism and/or adhd!! there's 11 traits total, with 5 shared between them, and 3 each that are specific to autism and adhd. the traits are beneficial, detrimental, and a mix of both, intended for 1-3 to be chosen for a single character. includes traits like sensory processing disorder, time blindness, and rejection sensitive dysphoria
service monsters
service animals - monster edition! you choose a customizable base for your monster, a statblock, and origin, and then get to choose your service type: guiding, hearing, mobility, medical alert, trauma, schizophrenia, or autism! each service type has a unique monster with different abilities, strengths, and magic. service monsters can't be used in combat but they have resistance to all damage and go to a pocket dimension upon dropping to 0hp
trauma mechanics
10 traits for panic disorder, ptsd, and cptsd, with an included definitions section and suggestions for trait application. includes mechanics for triggers, as well as for traits like panic attacks, insomnia, hypervigilance, and trust issues. the traits include different outcomes for meeting the dc or failing by different margins, and the aftereffects of failing a save, as well as ways that allies can help
my inspiration for making these was that i'm an autistic, mentally ill, traumatized disabled person who's been an active and leading disability advocate for the last 9 years and a disability-specialist social worker for 2.5 of those. definitely still room for improvement with my homebrew but i think there always will be when trying to put the incredibly varied human experience of disability into a crunchy numbers&rules format :o)
if you liked them please consider throwing some dollars my way either on itch or on my kofi as i get ready to head to grad school to study gamification in the mental health & disability space!! you can also check out the rest of my 5e homebrew here!
happy disability pride month to all, go run over some toes
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every once in awhile i wake up and remember how a crown of candy handled colonialism and have to scream (negative)
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i am still fucking here btw. i don’t want to be but that stupid little goblin boy won’t let me leave
#im almost 20 gddamn years old. i have been held hostage by this fandom since i was sixteen#its never letting me OUT#fh
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any cool people who see this, what are your favorite d20 seasons besides fantasy high? i can’t decide which to watch next 🤲🤲
#hi mirror universe me. definitely bloodkeep#as for main cast everyone saying starstruck is wrong. i think neverafter is shaping up good but for finished obviously tuc1.#not tuc2 that's a skip for me
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begone frenemies, here comes friends with detriments
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me: *sips drink* wow this is bad
friend: is it? *sips my drink* wow yeah this is bad
friend 2: let me try *sips my drink* oh God that's terrible
friend 3: hey what's going on here
me: my drink is bad
friend 3: *sips my drink* that's bad
friend 4: the drink is bad? *sips my drink*the drink is bad
friend 5: did I hear something about a bad drink?
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i'm neither an enjoyer nor a hater i interact with things in a third worse way
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The Exandria DMs talking about the shit their partners put up with bc they're obsessed with worldbuilding is hilarious. The idea of brennan lee mulligan standing in his kitchen, in the dark, holding a half filled thing of half and half, staring into the middle distance and thinking about dnd is the funniest thing I've heard in a while
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happy birthday to jawbone o'shaughnessy ONLY my dad can get FUCKED
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my toxic trait is going through character tags on social media and just going “no. thats not what he looks like. he wouldnt say that. thats wrong. thats in character but not funny. thats wrong. i hate you.”
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After seeing Gilear with Hallariel its so fucking funny to me that Fig tried to set him up with Sklonda. Sklonda would steamroll Gilear. Hallariel carries him around in a purse like a small dog.
#i wish she would spin him around like a toddler#discovering centrugal force or whatever its called for the first time
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also sorry for being gone for six months im still here i just do more d20 content on tiktok
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i just fundamentally with the idea that riz, who has a very obvious insecurity as being seen as an inhuman creature undeserving of respect, would use it/its pronouns at all. that's just me tho
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i say this as the certified biggest seven maidens enjoyer on this site there are too many posts abt them being unrealistically epic and cool we need more of them being absolute losers. they did not form a party made up of every flavor of weirdgirl to be treated like this
#no literally the way i spent like twenty mins talking about how#all of aguefort is scared of them because they're weird as shit#you're telling me a public highschool made an autistic horse girl popular? no.#the seven#d20
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cosplays vs cosplayer type beat but it's only my d20 characters from spyre
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my wings don't spread like they used to
but i wanna fly with you
til we hit the heavens
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