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[inhosgihussy]

Gihun: Can we have a quicky?

Inho: [hyperventilating in the corner]

Hyunju: For the last time, it's pronounced 'quiche'.

[inhosgihussy]

Inho: What would you like?

Gihun: Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Inho: [blushes] How romanti-

Gihun: [puts both straws in his mouth] Watch how fast I can drink this!!

[inhosgihussy]

Gihun: Thought I was meowing back at a cat outside the house for the past hour...but turns out it was just me and Inho meowing at each other from different rooms in our house.

[inhosgihussy]

Inho: Rule one of violently killing people.

Inho: [slowly wears his mask]

Inho: [does finger guns in front of the mirror]

Inho: You gotta look good while doing it.

[inhosgihussy]

Geumja: [looking at the wall] Aww, I love your daughter's drawing of this funny looking dog.

Gihun: [chuckling] That's not from my daughter.

Inho: [clenching his jaw] It's a giraffe.

[inhosgihussy]

Gihun: Working sucks.

Gihun: I want to be a malewife where my only responsibilities are being cute and sexy.

Inho: [frustrated] What do you think I've been trying to accomplish for these past few years?

[inhosgihussy]

Hyunju: Where's Inho?

Junho: Don't worry, I'll find him.

Junho: [shouting] Gihun sucks!

Inho: [screaming in the distance] Fuck you! Gihun is amazing!

Junho: Found him.

[inhosgihussy]

PLAYER 001 / HWANG INHO Squid Game 2 (2024)

[inhosgihussy]

Inho: We should get married.

Gihun: [smiling] We've only been dating for 2 weeks.

Inho: And I think I've shown incredible restraint waiting this long.

[inhosgihussy]

Gihun: Go fuck yourself!

Inho: Come over here and fuck me yourself you coward.

[inhosgihussy]

Gihun: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Inho: Break one of their bones instead, there's 206 of them.

[inhosgihussy]

Inho: You're an idiot.

Gihun: I'm YOUR idiot.

Gihun: [points at wedding ring]

Gihun: [whispers] FOREVER.

Inho: Oh, god.

[inhosgihussy]

Gihun: [carrying a box] What would you say if I hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?

Inho:

Inho: What's in the box?

Gihun: What woul-

Inho: Gihun, what's in the box?

Gihun: I think you know.

[inhosgihussy]

*Inho and Gihun arriving home*

Inho: Hello, people who do not live here.

Gihun: [smiling widely]

Junho: Hey!

Hyunju: Hello.

Saebyeok: What's up.

Jungbae: Hey guys!

Ali: Hi!

Inho: [sighs] We gave you a key for emergencies only!

Daeho: [munching on chips] We were out of Doritos.

[inhosgihussy]

Inho: No, I didn't miss you.

Gihun: Uh huh, what time did I leave?

Inho: 12:47PM.

Gihun: And how long was I gone for?

Inho: Exactly 47 minutes and 36 seconds.

Gihun: Right...

[inhosgihussy]

Gihun: What does "ily" mean?

Inho: [chuckling] Who is saying that to you?

Gihun: I jus-

Inho: [Taking out his gun] No, seriously who is saying this to you.

[inhosgihussy]

If you need a reason for Gi-hun to survive the fall in a fix-it-fic, consider: he lands on top of the bodies of other players, cushioning him. He’s still fucked up but not dead.

And once again, he’s been saved by humanity.