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Frogs detected: 2,000

Species detected: Lithobates catesbeianus

Researchers' Notes: The specimens in this post are Northern Leopard Frogs, which were common in the Great Lakes region until the early 1980's. They currently have An MDNR Wildlife Action Plan Status of "Species of Greatest Conservation Need", so it is simply wonderful to see this post by Lake Superior inhabited by so many of these frogs! Hopefully this trend continues and we see the Northern Leopard Frog population increase in the area of all the Great Lakes.

ayyyyyyyy

new gimmick

Im Lake Superior, you should only refer to me as such….

I am a lake

I am a lake with pronouns.. any of them

have fun fuckers

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Frogs detected: 1

Species detected: Baron Fredric von Scoffinflies

Researchers' Notes: This specimen appears to be the long lost baron of toadsburg, who had himself alchemically transformed into a frog in order to rid his realm of a plague of gnats. If this frog is indeed Baron Scoffinflies, this will be only the third sighting of his lordship since 1892. It is a truly remarkable occasion that he should chance to visit OP's garden and perhaps a good omen for their future gardening endeavors.

Made a little friend during gardening today…a polite gentlemen as may describes

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Frogs detected: 1

Species detected: Dendrobates tinctorius ‘azureus’ (a color morph of Dendrobates tinctorius)

Researchers' Notes: This morph of Poison Dart Frogs (commonly known as the Blue Poison Dart Frog) is thought to be one of the most threatened types of poison dart frog in Central and South America. However, it is inconclusive if the specimen in this post is of that exact species and morph since the back of the frog (where black speckling should be visible) is not shown.

day 1749

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Frogs detected: 73,577

Species detected: Unidentified

Researchers' Notes: With every note this post gains, a frog of an unidentified species falls out of a wormhole and onto my head. I have yet to discover the connection between this post and myself, as I have been preoccupied with finding suitable habitats for 73,577 frogs- soon to be 73,578 frogs once I post this...

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

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Frogs detected: NONE.

Species detected: TOBY FOX YOU SLY SON OF A MOTHER-

Researchers' Notes: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I HAVE STARTED TYPING IN ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS. EXCUSE ME WHILE I FIX A FEW- (SANS! GET OVER HEAR AND FIX MY FUCKING KEYBOARD!) as i was saying- wait, that isn't right either... saaaaaaaans!!!!!

toby.

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Frogs detected in this post: 12

Species detected: Afrixalus dorsalis

Researchers' Notes: What we have here is a clan- er, a colony- of Striped Spiny Reed Frogs (or Brown Banana Frogs) who appear to have made a den- um, no, nest- inside of this post. Further research is necessary to determine whether the frogs are invasive or native to the post.

you were a warrior cats kid weren't you

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what the hell are you talking about what is this warrior cats thing

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Frogs detected in this post: 1

Species detected: Acris crepitans

Researchers' Notes: The singular frog detected in this post appears to have both self-esteem issues and familial issues- although it is unclear whether the post's message is from the frog or the original poster or some other entity entirely. This frog's species is more commonly known as the Northern Cricket Frog and can be found throughout the continent of North America.

requested by karniquefreak

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Possible Unreality TW! I count frogs in posts, whether they're actually in the post or not.