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this is so precious to me

imagine superbat but as a square though.

superman + batman: seen fighting together when it comes to big international or intergalactic battles and stuff. once spotted eating together on a roof in like new York or something. so many moodboards made about it. the twitter jokes are insane that week (my dream date jokes. mama i papa jokes. calling gothimites and Metropltians step siblings. talking about a third superhero being the babysitter on date nights, ect.)

Clark Kent + Bruce Wayne: Spotted together at fancy events. Bruce always gives Clark "the exclusive" and always singles him out as the first reporter to talk to. Brucie wane flirts HARD with the Smallville, us reporter never NOT making him blush red like a tomato. Instant cult classic for the Bruce wane Stan twitter accounts. so much "omg Clark how does it feel to live MY DREAM" material. pepole joking that journalism is booming becuse of the Bruce Wane/ Clark Kent shipping. and of course rpf discourse outlines the whole thing (like it always does) becuse like. pepole keep showing up outside of the daily planet offices trying to hand Clark wayyyyyyy too NSFW artwork of him and bruce in the middle of the day. and bruce has to shut down his public email account (his BUSINESS ACCOUNT) becuse if the ammount if ao3 and tumblr links being sent to him

Batman + Clark Kent: at one point Clark gets held hostage at like a bank robbery or something as CLARK KENT and he can't manage to slip away to go become superman and so he's kinda just stuck watching it go down and even though they're in metropolis, they are like 0.1 miles from Gotham and so batman (begrudgingly) shows up to stop the bank robbery after like. 2 hours when it's clear superman isn't showing up. and after he's taken care of the crooks, batman is photographed talking to/standing realy close to Clark Kent! maybe batman even has like, his hand on Clark's shoulder or something. and INSTANTLY the internet bursts into flame, the photo going viral over and over again. pepole are joking about superman getting jealous of Clark kent becuse batman is HIS MAN, pepole joking about Clark cheating on Bruce Wane with batman, oh my god the shipping discourse. one tweet goes viral and it says something like "born to be held by batman and bruce wane in the same lifetime, forced to live in virgina instead of gotham" and pepole EAT THAT SHIT UP. oh my god the shear ammount of Pinterest boards and tumblr collages with that one photo in it.

Superman + Bruce Wayne: Superman makes a surprise appearance at one of brucie's charity events that's being live streamed and stops some criminals who are about to try and like. shoot up the event or something. And so bruce invites him up on the stage, and starts flirting seamlessly (becuse of course he does) and at one point he says something that makes superman throw his head back and LAUGH. and then the entirety of the gala is laughing and bruce says something like "Oh, wait till twitter sees this!!" and bats his eyelashes. boom. mega-viral molment. pepole all over the bruce wane stan accounts starts posting that one spongebob gif where he's burning everything in panic (you know the one). of course, waves of RPF fanfiction is coming in waves. pepole start shipping batman/superman/Clark kent/ bruce wane in one big harem at this point, the tag is trending EVERYWHERE. pepole are going NUTS about it.

Bonus: One Gothamite twitter user tweets "You know maybe Clark Kent isn't cheating on Bruce with batman. maybe bruce IS batman" as like. you know, a JOKE. it's taken down within thirty seconds of the post being up (becuse of course bruce has systems scaning the internet for that sort of thing) and nobody will ever belive them, but that one Gotham city twitter user KNOWS that bruce is batman and trying to hide it LMAOOO

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you like superheroes because they beat people up i love superheroes because they embody hope (i want them to kiss)

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A key part people are missing in the Superbat relationship is the internalized suppression of attraction like they could be an inch away from kissing and Batman’s like “im Batman” and Superman’s like “that’s Batman” and they don’t talk for 7 months which is frustrating but makes smut even more enticing. Please include fanfic writers. They are too suppressed to lay eyes on eachother ONCE and have fluff. Thank you for reading my Proposal.

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as someone who works at a theater i would LOOOOOOVE to read this

can someone please write a superbat theater au. like stage manager bruce and lead male actor clark. as a society we need more techie bf x actor bf. plsplspls.

i might just have to write my first fan fiction guys

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me: I ship them

friend: oh like romantically?

me: no. like cursed object passed between hands for centuries, they are cosmically linked, probably bonded by blood ritual, I think they’ve fought in a war together in at least three lifetimes, and their souls make direct eye contact every time they breathe in the same room

friend: so… romantically?

me: yeah. like. with kissing.

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im both

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“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

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on the train listening to music, trying not to fall asleep yesterday i had the entirely unprompted sudden realisation that

SUPERBAT IS A STARCHASER VARIANT

this is probably obvious to anyone in both fandoms but having only recently really gotten into superbat and not having been active in the marauders fandom for a while this hit me like a truck

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Apologising in advance to all my moots, family and friends for the crazed lunatic that I'm about to be on the Breach release. Saw me raving to the wall about Clancybearer? No you didn't. Watched me sobbing to the intentions? NO YOU DIDN'T.

Anyways. Breach. Hope Tyler bestows some mercy on us and gives Clancy and TB their happy ending.

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working full-time as wardrobe staff at a theater, when you don't have quick changes atm and nothing needs to be washed repaired or ironed is so strange

WHY am i being paid to sit around, drink too much coffee, pine after an assistant director, doom scroll through vinted, text my best friend, watch the rain and occasionally gossip??

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“When our fingers touch I feel my way back home” is fucking insane btw

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TØP lore my beloved

Big fan of media that makes you feel like this

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tyler could literally say that clancy and torchbearer have passionate gay sex in trench and there’d still be mfs calling you weird for shipping them cause they dont understand that the story is fictional 💔

i’ve had to explain to too many people that dema is fictional. like chat are we fr 💔

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this is the funniest shit i've seen i almost stopped crying about the Doom™

nico they were gay

meme ref:

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT?!

yes this was on the tøp live yesterday , they leaked lyrics from each song

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it doesn't as long as we keep our imagination 🙂‍↔️🩷

Wait no what do we do when the lore ends I’m actually gonna cry