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Me, logging in to tumblr for the first time in six months
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Shepard: *dies*
Shepard: Ah. Finally.
Cerberus: *brings Shepard back to life*
Shepard: oh for fuck's sake—
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Shep basically tracked Leviathan throughout the dark depths of space, jumped into the black fathomless depths of a forgotten ocean world, to tell Leviathan to his lobster ass face that he was a fuckin bitch ass coward, and basically shame him into cleaning up after his damn self, fuckin douche
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i absolutely love bringing Legion everywhere in Mass Effect cause I just walk onto the Citadel and stuff like WHAT’S UP this is my ROBOT SON and i love him VERY MUCH
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SEASONS OF THEDAS : SPRING 🌺 The Exalted Plains
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the normandy crew seeing shepard and their clone in the archives
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Would anyone want to beta a FemShenko Horizon thing for me? It’s gonna be part of a bigger work and it was just the easiest place to start, but I’m so out of practice with writing :(
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✧・゚: *✧・゚:* soft origins aesthetics *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
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NPCs in Mass Effect clubs seeing Shepard wearing five different guns and a full set of armor while shuffling on the dancefloor
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K: Everything will be fine, Shepard. You’ll figure it out. S: That wasn’t so hard, now was it ? K: I could get used to it. I guess we have some downtime to figure out what we are, huh ?
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