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What if I fucking exploded.

One day I'm going to have the most public and violent crash out this world has ever seen over people who call themselves theorists and analysts and still earnestly (or at least publicly) believe that the mysteryman sprite is not Gaster or that goners (like goner kid) have no relation to Gaster or even those that say we can't be certain he's a skeleton.

Fuck it that day IS TODAY.

"He's not a skeleton"

I am going to bite my own fingers off so as not to be as condescending as my most angry inner self desires but. The only two other characters in this entire game with font names are skeletons. Those two characters are inspired by the comic "Helvetica" which is ABOUT A SKELETON. NAMED HELVETICA.

You're right, Gaster happens to speak wingdings but is Not named Wingdings Gaster, since nobody actually fucking calls him wingdings, unlike the other two font-named font-speakers, his real name is William Derek Gaster and he's a 60 lb wheel of parmesan cheese wearing a lab coat. Of course, it is so simple, how were we so blind before.

"He's not linked to Goners"

People say this because for some reason they want Gaster to not have been erased/forgotten, as Goner Kid implies in their dialog but like. Let's think about this logically, starting from UT only evidence and then building into DR evidence for why THIS IS FALSE.

Literally why the fuck would the only grey fun event character that existed on launch that's not explicitly labeled a "Gaster Follower" not be Gaster related at all? "But why is the sprite labeled differently! They must not be related!" bro if you walked into my fucking house and my clothes didn't all have my name on them despite the fact that I am the only motherfucker who lives here WOULD YOU ASSUME THEY BELONG TO SOMEONE ELSE?

UT Pre-DR release update: Goner Clam

Deltarune is super Gaster related and if you argue against this then I will put a plague upon your home. Gaster announced the release, the Deltarune Website in 2016 had a black image with barely visible WINGDINGS that said "THREE HEROES APPEARED AT WORLD'S EDGE", the opening, WE WILL GET TO THE OPENING. But, Clamgirl, the only fun event that previously was not even tangentially related to Gaster and seemed relatively normal, was updated (in the Switch release I believe) to tell us that "The time you will meet [Suzy]." (turns into a goner in front of our very eyes) "Is fast approaching" which foreshadowed the release of the very first DR demo, the "SURVEY_PROGRAM"

Deltarune opening sequence: IT'S LITERALLY NARRATED BY HIM AND EVERYTHING IS LABELED "GONER MAKER"

Arguing that Goners are completely unrelated to Gaster at this point does not seem enlightened, it does not even seem reasonable, it makes you sound like a fucking contrarian who doesn't actually care about evidence, you just want to throw out a hot take that goes against "fanon" (which, like, you all fucking know I HATE fanon, but COME ON, EVEN A BROKEN CLOCK, MAN)

People seem to only want this connection to not exist because they don't want him to be forgotten when:

Gaster is literally a functional piece of meta-commentary on cut content, he IS FUNCTIONALLY FORGOTTEN IN EVERY WAY THAT MATTERS

Literally what fucking contradicts this

"MysteryMan isn't Gaster! It's not even labeled Gaster!"

Get a load of this sterling, brilliant observation. You're right. The mysteryman sprite is not labeled Gaster. BECAUSE THAT'S THE FUCKING MYSTERY!!!!!! Literally are there any other men who are mysteries and associated with sixes since that's the fun event number the sprite shows up at IN THIS WHOLE GOD-FORSAKEN GAME? Additionally:

Gaster is important in Deltarune

There are continued references to the appearance of the MysteryMan sprite in DR such as:

The poem hidden in the code of the first chapter

Is that a cut on your face or part of your eye? The gash weaves down as if you cry The pain itself is reason why*

(*this part is the corrupted Latin Lorem Ipsum when roughly translated, the only other place lorem ipsum appears in these games, IIRC, is the MemoryHead amalgamate fight, the amalgamates that we never learn the origin of and that look like melted, fused together Gaster Blasters)

Knight has holes in their hands LIKE HOW BASICALLY EVERYONE INTERPRETED THE MYSTERYMAN SPRITE

So hey if the mysteryman sprite is not Gaster, but Gaster is important to DR in some way, then what does it mean that the mysteryman sprite seems to be too

What if I fucking exploded. What if I lost my fucking mind.

If your only defense to any of this is "It's not spoon fed to me via sprite file names that any of this is true" THEN YOU ARE NOT ANALYZING OR THEORIZING, YOU ARE TURNING YOUR BRAIN OFF WHEN THE NAME GASTER IS UTTERED

WERE YOU EXPECTING TOBY FOX TO PRESENT THE MYSTERY OF GASTER TO US ONLY FOR HIM TO NAME THE MYSTERYMAN SPRITE "WingDings Gaster The Skeleton Who Was Forgotten" LIKE BE FOR REAL

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Please consider buying the set. <3

Happy fifth Let Papyrus Say Fuck Day, everyone! This year I am selling my art as a set of stickers and a post card bundle. The stickers are 2.5" and the postcard is 4"x6", and the bundle all together is $12.99. It's all on pre-order and it should be shipped by early July.

Credit to @birdsareblooming for the "BLINK MOTHERFUCKER" quote used in the gambling sticker. :>

Order the LPSFD merch here!

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You know if Dess really does turn out to be the Knight (feels most likely) then the baseball references in every fucking chapter make her come across like this guy:

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"Why is ContraPoints saying [advocating for Palestine] is totally futile? Because ContraPoints doesn't want to do anything about it... She feels that the only reasonable way to live is to accept that things are bad and not going to change. Even though that is actually unreasonable. Even though it is actually also morally quite bankrupt. You are the one who is experiencing doom. That is the thing that you feel. That does not mean other people are supporting a doomed cause. It means that you feel doom about their cause. Examine why you might feel that way. They thought Vietnam was a doomed cause, too. Cuban revolution was a doomed cause. Chinese revolution was a doomed cause... "Zero Palestinian lives were saved"... I don't think this is true. For instance, think about the vast amount of fundraising campaigns that have tangibly helped, even as aid is blockaded in Israel, that has tangibly helped Palestinians. They have gained support as a result of this activism. So saying "zero Palestinian lives were saved" again, this is not true. This is not true. But second of all, even if it was true, you're going to blame people for speaking out against things that are actually wrong because it wasn't effective enough instead of just like offering better ways to do it? Does something have to be done or not? Does something have to be done or not?"

-elliot sang again, "BreadTube is over"

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$100 says that Solstice eats Novas play dough

It is not amused.

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Saw someone reblogged this so UPDATE

This doesn't include an additional word count from a tumblr post I will be reading, which brings the total word count up to 8.9k, also I am still in the set up phase? Kinda sorta. I've stated a few parts of the theory, but the main meat will come up next, and I will reiterate these supporting/related theories.

I think this video is going to be long, and I haven't even gotten to the theory yet, I'm still establishing things.

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Filled it out

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I wish the fandom acknowledged how politically vocal Papyrus is in canon, because aside from the king and queen, Papyrus voices his political opinions more than any other character

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You know even though making this deltarune theory is inducing a sort of madness in me, I really am cooking.

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Hello! Sorry if this has been asked before but what do you think about the theory Papyrus is the Egg man? I think it alongside Knight Papyrus still have lots of strong buildup but I'm interested in whatever you think. Thank you for answering if you do and I'm looking forward to your next Papyrus video.

My personal opinion is that the egg man ties back into a traumatic event from Kris' childhood, specifically I think that they saw a dead body. This is why they cover him with a tree, hence why the egg man is linked with the idea of repressed (forgotten) memories.

Also I'm glad you're looking forward to it, I'm having a fun time writing it, it's helping me think of the story in three dimensions. Just earlier I think I figured out what Toby means by "just one ending" and that is also going in my video. The next video is less "Papyrus and only Papyrus" and more of a mega theory video that goes over several theories (Papyrus Knight, Dess Knight, the Kris-Knight[-Carol?] Conspiracy, the Player Angel Theory, the Skelebros travel from Deltarune to Undertale theory, my theory for how there's "only one ending", and I think there's a few more), and how they all link together, plus the evidence for each.

Currently I feel like I'm going fucking insane because I feel like I can hear specific leitmotifs in Bonetrousle and vice-versa, specifically I feel like I can almost hear Lost Girl in Bonetrousle? And like I can hear Bonetrousle in Black Knife. But I might just be losing my mind because all I've thought about for nearly two months now is Papyrus, Dess, the Knight, Deltarune, and theories. The prognosis is grim. One month to live before Papyrus deltarune-undertale comes for my ass in real life.

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I think this video is going to be long, and I haven't even gotten to the theory yet, I'm still establishing things.

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OH MY GOD THIS IS SO CUTE! Thank you!

Happy Birthday

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*enters room*

*climbs steps to a podium*

*taps mic*

SANS IS NOT A JUDGE. ASGORE DIDN'T FUCKING HIRE THIS GUY. STOP ACTING LIKE IT'S CANON. THE HALLWAY ISN'T EVEN NAMED THE JUDGEMENT HALL IT'S CALLED THE FINAL CORRIDOR.

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It's my birthday now. :>

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Kris if you stop being a little fucker and listen to us and stop working with the Knight I'll give you some of my chocolate cherry birthday cake with homemade chocolate frosting