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me: i dunno. everything feels so bleak now. like i don't understand anything anymore. i don't know how to talk about what i'm going through and i don't know how to ask for help. do you understand what i mean tiny kitty trapped in sink?
tiny kitten trapped in sink: Blasted Bea... Oh how I loathe thee! You can constrain me to this sudsy prison as long as you like, but rest assured, one day I shall escape, and you will know what true suffering is like. You will nkw how it feels.
me: see that's what i mean. how do i do that. i wanna be more like you
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instafuck · 3 days
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TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM
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instafuck · 5 days
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instafuck · 7 days
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hairs long enough for tiny ponytail gender will soon be mine
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instafuck · 7 days
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the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING
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instafuck · 8 days
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remember when we thought any and all emoji usage was cringe and worse than murder in like 2017-2018 and now 😭 is like jesus 2 us
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instafuck · 9 days
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instafuck · 10 days
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im gonna be 50 on here still being like ive got a war in my mind i just ride
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instafuck · 11 days
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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer
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Serval cat see, serval cat do.
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instafuck · 11 days
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macarons are deeply fascinating to me. it’s such a precise science with so many highly sensitive variables. all to create a pastry that isnt that good
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instafuck · 13 days
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Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.
very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke
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instafuck · 13 days
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I draw porn but not any of that sick nasty perverted sicko misogynist fetish porn made by and for disgusting sicknasty pervert men my porn is so cute and wholesome and feminist and queer and liberated trust me it's not even porn it's erotica my erotica is a pure honest true expression of human passions and emotions and the pure chaste passions of feminist lesbian wombyns trust me you'll love it it's so liberating see for yourself *hands you a drawing of Snufkin sucking his own penis*
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instafuck · 13 days
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Notice: this gender is maintained solely for the purpose of backwards compatibility. Its use is discouraged in new code.
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