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Halloween

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INFP things

Getting carried away by fantasies and ideas

Getting alone time after a long day is like a breath of fresh air

When someone calls out your prejudices, you panic like mad about your personality

Randomly sad and don’t know how to stop it, so instead we spend time wallowing in self-pity.

Romantic and enchanted by simple things

Feels like death when we get put down when we are happy or excited

We are either in love with people, scared of people or annoyed by people

Always want to be hugged

Watching a movie or reading a book and finding peace that one of the characters is someone you relate to.

We have many favourites things such as smells, sights, colours, food, movies, etc and the list gets longer everyday

Laughing too much/ laughing the longest after a joke is said.

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The MBTI People I Know

INTPs

Space out a lot

Smart

Can solve a problem in 1000 different ways

When asked how they do so, they say it is just common sense

The ones who smile sheepishly when someone is being emotional all of a sudden

Known for occasional emotional outbursts that are so out of place with their normally logical selves

Which is why they are so easy to read (surprise, surprise)

INTJs

“I hate everyone. Except you, maybe.”

The ones glued to their phones in social situations (IF they even agree to go)

Other than that, they bail out of hangouts due to plans…to sleep all day

Straightforward

Among the most difficult to read

Don’t easily make decisions, but once they do, that’s it

Can read social cues, but don’t care anyway

ISTJs

Smart (!!!)

Make the most straightforward and organized reports

Cold (brrr)

Treat emotional issues like complex Math problems

Which is why their advice can be misconstrued as criticisms

Stare into your soul

Have a hard time reading social cues

INFPs

Space out a lot like INTPs

Consistently compare everything with something to make a point

Can seem more distant than INTPs but they feel more deeply

Comes up with the most random ideas and they call it normal

Speaking of normal, they HATE being normal

For them, fitting in is a shallow aspect of society

Have a love/hate relationship with the real world and all the tangible things in it

INFJs

Psychic TM

Social chameleons

Read people with such scary accuracy and say that it’s normal

But they suck at reading themselves

Easy af to read

When they space out, they are usually thinking of something in the distant future

When extremely stressed, they eat like 2 boxes of food and binge-watch 3 seasons in one go

ISFPs

Emotional af but they don’t show it

Softies at heart

More attentive than they let on

Still, reading between the lines ain’t their forte

Aesthetics master

Are more spontaneous and fun than they look

Have quirky interests that may shock you

ISFJs

Cinnamon rolls

Who are lowkey uptight

Some of the most gentle people ever

But they hold grudges so please don’t cross them

“I don’t want to do that. Because of what happened before…”

They find reading between the lines a pain in the ass

Which is ironic since they are so good with social cues

ENFPs

A ball of energy

Despite that, they’re moody af

Unpredictable

Bounces from one idea to another so much and so quickly it’s not even funny

Awesome sense of humor

For some reason, their laugh is almost as funny as their jokes

Actually more introverted than most extroverts and can actually be mistaken for an introvert

ENFJs

Among the most sociable people ever

Also one of the best leaders

Persuasive af

They find catering to the general public as easy as breathing

Get hurt when people cannot understand them as well as they understand people

Temperamental af

Hate details with a passion

ESFPs

Charming

Talk a lot

Enjoy every single bit of attention they get from people

Massive flirts

Cannot read social cues at times

Avid procrastinators

Don’t hesitate to do some of the most outrageous things in the history of mankind

Disclaimer: This is just a description of people I know in real life. Does not necessarily apply for all types.

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I hate the misconception that introverts don’t like talking. If you’re the right person, we’ll talk to you for hours on end about pretty much anything. However, it’s incredibly difficult to find the right people, so for the most part we’ll probably just stay quiet.

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today’s tea

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MBTI types and why their assassination attempt failed

INTJ: Spent so much time planning for every eventuality that they missed the opportunity.

INTP: Designed a really cool bomb to use, but forgot that they gave it a time delay.

ENTJ: Was part of a group conspiracy, but got so frustrated by everyone’s incompetence that they walked away.

ENTP: Was part of a group conspiracy, but got bored and left before the attempt could take place.

INFJ: Used a weapon that wasn’t powerful enough to do any significant harm.

INFP: Poisoned their target’s drink, but accidentally ended up drinking it themselves.

ENFJ: Realised that their method wasn’t environmentally-friendly and spent too long thinking of an alternative.

ENFP: Forgot to load the gun.

ISTJ: Ended up following the orders of someone incompetent, ultimately causing them to fail.

ISFJ: Had a change of heart at the last minute and gave up.

ESTJ: Got caught up with other unrelated work and forgot about the attempt.

ESFJ: Saw a police officer and became too nervous to shoot.

ISTP: Spent too much time making the weapon look badass and not enough time making it functional.

ISFP: Overslept and arrived at their location half an hour too late.

ESTP: Bragged about the plan so much that they were arrested before they could do anything.

ESFP: Spent too much time deciding on an appropriate outfit.

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my sister thought bdsm was a myers-briggs personality type and i havent stopped thinking about it since she told me

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tf is a INTJ?

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I have a friend that is an INFP and we have this running joke where we'll both look at a situation and I'll expect the worse in people and hope for the best while she does the opposite. She will expect the best in people and then be disappointed when they don't meet that expectation. She thinks I'm a pessimist and I always tell her I'm being realistic, not pessimistic. We both often end up disappointed for opposite reasons. I'm an INTJ. I just wanted to know if this happens to the both of you.

Heya fellow INTJ! Personally, yes, I'm the exact same way. I always tend to the absolute worst of anyone and any given situation. I don't hold my expectations high because what's the use if there's a chance they'll get crushed anyway? I used to be kinda optimistic but that faded out as I realized the world we live in. Thanks for the ask! :)INFP's answer: not really. I think I do tend to see the good in ppl more than intj does but I think it has less to do with personality types and more to do with the fact that I tend to blame myself for things as a result of often being the scapegoat in my family

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Everyone wish INTJ a happy birthday!

-INFP

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Dr. Willie Parker, who is trained as a gynecologist and OBGYN, is a hero for the pro-choice movement because he’s honest about the undiscussed aspects of getting (or not getting) an abortion. Watch how he gives a consultation.

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So I saw this meme going around and I thought I’d jump on the bandwagon

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Send some asks in!

Hey there friends, INTJ here! I'm just gonna pop in here to say that I'll be answering some asks if anyone wants to send them in. If it requires INFP's answer, I'll just post it without answering (unless I can) since she's not super active on here lately. Thanks :)

-INTJ

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The MBTI types from my perspective (INTP)

I don’t know many S types so this will mostly include all N types… am sorry :(

Starting with INTJ because he is my best friend.

INTJ:

-the introvert™️

-they are more sensitive than most people would think

-people think that they are a machine

-never speaks up

-strong opinions, judges others right away, never lets anyone know

-very polite

-doesn’t know how emotions work

-physics

-quick thinker

-wants equality for everyone

INFP:

-touch them and they’ll faint

-so soft

-so fucking creative

-a walking mess of feelings

-#1 fan of everything

-likes gossip

-fashion icon

-hates humanity

-deep and clumsy at the same time

-queer-feminism and anti-racism

INFJ:

-i‘ve never seen a J-type that’s so disorganized

-head in the clouds

-doesn’t know how to human

-hates to socialize

-wants to lay in bed with their cat 24/7

-strong sense of justice

-feelings™️

-kinda annoying

-talks about feelings mentioning logic(???)

INTP:

-sooo deep but sooo random at the same time

-emotions who?

-emphathy who?

-social life who?

-actually the nerd™️

-stays in bed 24/7 and thinks about everything

-gets so awkward around people

-sometimes too loud, sometimes too quiet, no in-between

-doesn’t give a fuck about school but gets a‘s anyway

ENTP:

-charisma™️

-sooo cheery, energized and loud

-literally me… just less depressed and doesn’t lack motivation

-tries to empathize but fails

-works on projects for like 2 weeks, gets bored if it, repeat

-thinking out loud

-they kinda don’t give so many fucks about social standards

-mostly handsome and stylish

ENTJ:

-the cold one™️

-didn’t even met empathy once in their life

-best planner ever

-so much leader, such wow

-they planned their whole life in kindergarten

-falls in love with one person in their entire life and won’t give up until they finally date

-sooo good social skills

-they think their opinion is the one and only

-you love them or hate them, no in-between

ENFP:

-the hipster™️

-kinda second hand therapist

-soooo many emotions and empathy

-very nice to have deeptalk with

-outfit and looks are always on point, won’t admit it tho

-so innocent and sweet, you want to protect them

-ENFP‘s are literally the best friends you could ever imagine

-squishy, energetic, intelligent, aesthetic, loyal, social

ENFJ:

-most disorganized J-type after INFJ

-they think too much about doing everything right

-sooo sensitive and soft

-random sometimes

-extremely reliable and loyal, will do everything to make things work

-apologize way too often

-self-confidence? Doesn’t know her

-underestimates themselves

-give them affection and they’ll love you forever

ESFP:

-the magnet™️

-funniest person in the entire room, everyone listenes to them

-kinda fluctating self-esteem, needs affirmation

-original, up-to-date, aesthetic

-lives in the moment and enjoys it, doesn’t think about what’ll happen in 2 months

-extremely good at communicating with people

-gets offended so fast, kinda passive aggressive

-hates theories and philosophy, gets bored so easily from stuff like this

ESTP:

-so charismatic, makes you feel at ease

-classic colledge douchebag who doesn’t give 2 fucks

-loves partying and experiencing something wild

-sneakers, fashion is the most recent, hair on fleek

-extremely handy and practical

-looks at details, good with facts, likes to win a lot

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how i see other mbti-types as an enfp

infp: they give a lot of validation to your feelings. if you tell them that you’re angry about something, it will make them angry too. infps are easy to have deep deep conversations with. they are patient and polite. outwards they might seem kinda quiet - even though their inner world is really lively.  history and society are the topics they are deeply interested in.

intj: they are very logical and successful in academic fields. if they do not know something, they are not going to show it. when they know a lot about a subject, they love to share their knowledge with others.  expressing their feelings is not one of their strengths: to feelers intjs may seem emotionless, but in reality they have a lot of emotions.

istp: they are hard workers and very practical. istps love projects and especially something where they need to use their hands and their mechanical skills. because of their practicality, they may seem simple and plain, but actually they are pretty unpredictable: their humor is brilliant and they are at their best when with their good friends.  

infj: like infps, they tend to feel a lot. they love baby animals and other cute things. infjs care really much about their loved ones and they’re not afraid to show it. they hate small talk and superficial relationships - they are not people-pleasers or entertainers, instead it’s important for them to have relationships where they can freely be themselves.

estp: they love to be on the focus of attention and they gain the attention of others with their lively and charismatic personality. they live in the moment and serious debates don’t interest them for long. estps crave drama and action in their lives, it’s what keeps them going. they are not very patient, and in other people they respect intensity and determination.

enfj: they are really charismatic but in different way compared to estps. they are supportive and they are easy to approach. enfjs are also really self-confident, which attracts others. they are also genuinely interested in other people: they make others feel like their presence is wanted - they can easily make you feel like you’re the most fascinating person in the world. they are also very good at analyzing other people around them.

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My inspiration for this meme is the beautiful purple of the bruises I have from always walking into sharp table corners.

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Is it possible that we INTJ shoot our own selves in the ass by having crushes on people and automatically assuming that it’d never work out and never making the first move because of that, therefore dooming ourselves to be lonely and making it look like we prefer it that way? Or that we’re so used to things going our way that we psych ourselves out of confessing because we can only assume rejection and rejection hurts us a lot?