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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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she let me hit because i never get a science trivia crack question wrong
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INTP - the logician 🧪🤖
Hiii I'm completing the analysts illustrations with INTP ! ✨I'm really satisfied with it personally! (I love heterochromia eyes !)
Where are my fellow logicians ? Show yourself or tag a friend !
Who do you wanna see next ?
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coffee beans covered in dark chocolate: also known as the substance that sustains an intps life force.
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most intp interaction i’ve seen
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im back on my BULLSHIT with an enlightened sense of humor babey!!!!
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MBTI TYPES AS BOOK QUOTES
3. Edgar Allen Poe's poems
ENFJ: Sleep, those little slices of death — how I loathe them.
ENFP: I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
INFJ: And so being young and dipped in folly I fell in love with melancholy.
INFP: All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
ENTJ: Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.
ENTP: Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
INTJ: Leave my loneliness unbroken.
INTP: From childhood's hour I have not been as others were. I have not seen as others saw. I could not awaken my heart to joy at the same tone. And all I loved, I loved alone.
ESFJ: "That is another of your odd notions," said the Prefect, who had a fashion of calling everything "odd" that was beyond his comprehension, and thus lived amid an absolute legion of "oddities".
ESFP: You call it hope — that fire of fire! It is but agony of desire.
ISFJ: Convinced myself, I seek not to convince.
ISFP: I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.
ESTJ: I intend to put up with nothing that I can put down.
ESTP: To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths!
ISTJ: If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.
ISTP: Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.
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MBTI : lovers edition
INTJ: falling for them, like falling into the first page of a book you know is going to be your favourite. you'll be taken into a mind, a world, a story, a mind, a world you can't help but choose to dive into again and again, again (again like in mitski's pink in the night again like Taiga to Ryuji after they kiss). you fall like rain (and you know there'll be thunder and lightning if they fall too)
ENFP: fighting over who gets to lick the spoon clean of cake batter, a little naive but strong-hearted, nicknames and inside jokes, road-trips with best-friends, lazy laughter and a crooked smile, staying up late talking to someone and realizing it's already morning only when the hazy sunlight peeks through the blinds at dawn, you find yourself loving life.. but you wonder if thats simply because they're in it
INFJ: you didn't know you were waiting until you met them and now they're everything , they're the warmth of your skin under the golden sun-rays , cold feet curled under a cozy blanket, the fresh smell of spring rainfall , kisses on birthmarks, soul gazing into soul , languages spoken with a mere touch , long car rides with windows wound all the way down just to feel the wind in your hair and the joy of life , with them you're infinite ,to you they do what the spring does to the earth ... make you feel a l i v e , they're a breathe of life and your constellation that guides the way to heaven and back , its an intertwining love that grows like a rose vine over your stone walls and blooms into a eternal spring .., youve found the peace that many seek yet few find and you'll feel like the luckiest person alive.. treasure them
ENFJ: cooking up late brunch together , dancing to the music still in pyjamas , hersheys kisses left under pillows , they'll never hold anything back ..in love , life and even in fights- they'll never back down when it comes to you
ISFP: honey coated lips and a face gifted by the moon, kissing in the rain kissing to rid the pain, they remind you of sunsets, warm days at the beach , hand in hand with your lover, under blue skies and witnessing an even bluer ocean , candid photos of loved ones with an silver birch frame , tucking flowers behind their ear, their name engraved in your heart
INFP: soft calm evening lulling you into sleep , nuzzling into their side, surrendering to their warmth ..hands tangled into the sleeves of their sweater and breathing in their scent, with them the shields come down and the laughter comes unbounded , leaping out and taking flight like an eagle soaring in the sky freed from gravity and from the noise of the world that compares nothing to the one you have with them..and in moments with them you'll find happiness come to rest by your side
ISFJ: hummed melodies , touring around the streets of Paris and have crepes by the Seine, shy glances, sneaking into the kitchen at night and kissing the powdered sugar off their lips after a midnight snack of doughnuts , hearts carved in a tree - eyes on me
ISTP: their presence is all you need to shield you from the moments you'd rather forget, a hidden passion that burns fierce like forest fire and heart as warm as a hearth
ESTP: falling in love with them is falling in love with a storm a whirlwind of emotions mesmerizing yet chaotic you'll never let go , a love that consumes you , a tumult of emotions as gripping as it it chaotic , if grounded will climb up a tree and knock on ur window at 4am cause in their defence 'a whole day without you is a whole day too long'
INTP: will make you question all the universe with a most wonderful sense of doubt., a glow of warmth under a cold exterior ,you never need to pretend with them ..with them you can be whoever you want to be , they'll never feel like a stranger but perhaps one day they'll never feel like someone at all (they'll feel like everything)
ISTJ : museum dates and art gallery rendezvous, the cold expressions mask a hopeless romantic, sudden and intense bouts of Feelings at 2 a.m, likes to think they're tough but melts in your arm when you hold them
ISTP: They walk in and smile at you and suddenly you're ready for an adventure, a motorcycle ride at 1 am and you've never felt more alive. when their arms around you though.. you've never felt safer. There's a whole lot to them under their cool but sturdy exterior , a raging storm or perhaps a calming lake just like the ones where they first taught you how to skip stones.. strong arms around you their face right next to yours hearts racing and fluttering. Theres something inexpressible about them...perhaps thats what makes you turn to them every time.
ENTP: falling in love with them is falling in love with a storm and you'll find yourself falling faster than the torrential rain you're under , drowning yet floating , theres lightning within you and the thunder is the command of fate to never let go , love is one never-ending game, love isn't just love for them , its everything , it a adventure , a journey , a surprise , a game , the feeling of coming home , night vs day , all of it transpiring between the moments spent with you and thinking of you, type to say "do you trust me" with gleaming eyes and a mischievous grin as they hold out a hand so you can go with them to do something rebellious (you rlly shouldn't trust them but you always do anyway)
ENTJ: they dont yearn they want..and want gives way to desire..and to desire is to need, competitive but will let you win just to fondly watch you rub it in with glee (theres the most tender soft smile on their face but theyll never admit) , hard to fall in love with them but even harder to fall out , hickeys hidden under Dior scarves , whispered propositions on necks , hiding the smile playing upon your lips by sipping coffee gone cold , possessive arms wrapped around your waist
ESFP: makes you a playlist when they can't find the right words to convey their feelings, "so many things to do with you but so little time," wears their heart on their sleeves, falls fast and might get hurt in the crash but would do it all over again for you, they're unapologetically themselves and you love them for that, you just hope they love you as much as you love them
ESTJ: They've got your back, always. Sometimes you need it, sometimes it's even before you realise: they're the cup of coffee placed into your hand when you have to work a late night, they're the advice you didn't know you needed. More than anything, they're the place you can finally relax, because they'll hold everything together for you. They'll hold you up. If you're lucky, they'll let you hold them up too. Stronger, together.
ESFJ:theres something about them , maybe its the way they look at you with eyes full of childlike wonder and joy and trust , the way they make everyone else in the world dissapear so you know as long as you have them you have it all , maybe its magic maybe its fate or maybe just maybe its something called Love ..maybe thats the feeling you have right now , what it feels like to be in a sunflower's dream, lost in the waves with a pearl in your hand ...or what it feels like to finally finally have something to lose, something thats yours, its not a case of loving them so much youd die for them ..its a case of loving them so much youd l i v e for them
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What kind of an evil character would each MBTI type be?
ENFJ: The manipulative "hero". The one who fools people by helping them and is noticed when it's too late. Really insecure.
INFJ: The typical psycho that is traumatized by their childhood. How much they enjoy being the villain depends on their victim. REALLY insecure.
ENFP: Is not usually the villain, but if betrayed or hurt, just run. I mean- JUST FUCKING RUN.
INFP: Dreams of being the villain. Would probably do some evil stuff to feel like one, but wouldn't last very long.
ENTJ: The narcissist who would do what is necessary even if it crushes a million souls. They are very often considered evil, but they do not harm you for the sake of being the villain. You just happened to get in their way.
INTJ: The mysterious mf that no one can beat, not with intellect at least. Don't try them. (Unless you're an INTP and too precious for them to destroy.)
ENTP: The loud one. Has to put on a show wherever they go. Hides in plain sight. I wish the detectives good luck catching these ones.
INTP: Usually doesn't care enough to be the villain. But they could be considered evil, because of their overly rational and somewhat inhumane thought process at times.
ESFJ: The one who regrets the harm they caused, but is caught up in whatever they're doing and can't quit. Might actually really hurt you.
ISFJ: Hard to push their buttons but if you do, will hurt you with the most passive behavior you can imagine.
ESFP: Really mean and dangerous if they want to be. Bold and destructive if hurt emotionally.
ISFP: Would hurt people verbally and emotionally. Really unpredictable.
ESTJ: The rich powerful one. You will either obey or get absolutely crushed below their feet, with no further concern on their part whatsoever.
ISTJ: The one with weird obsessions. Has a good social status and would use it as a weapon.
ESTP: Would literally murder you for fun or the adrenaline. Probably the only one who actually loves what they do. (Maximum efficiency when teamed up with ENTX)
ISTP: The cold blooded murderer who needs therapy. Save them or hide somewhere.
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Why you should date These MBTI types
INTJ
Relationships are never the priority of an INTJ, so when they have an interest in someone they're serious about the case. they give sharp and attentive compliments. They have a sensitive soul and will lower their walls for their lover showing that they're actually a little clueless in love which makes it cute. INTJ's being weirdly hot and charsmatic and love to give their partner bold compliments.
ENTJ
Passionate lovers for real. They like to keep their romance steamy and love when someone joins them on an adventure or long deep conversations. they tolerate criticism and is always looking for a way to develop the relationship more. They'l pamper you with self worth compliments and are into a lot of physical touch, giving the most thoughtful gifts.
ENTP
Curious type of people. Dont mind them asking you tons of questions about everything. They're always busy and love to get drunk. They come up with the most random hilarious ideas. Continue the conversation by debating about the most random subjects ever! They're smooth talkers which makes them natural good flirts. Theyre really easy going and open minded. nothing is weird to them... really.
INTP
Extremely complex and imaginative. no conversation will every be boring with them. they have deep emotions and are very capable of warmth and affection. theyre intelligent and love to encourage their partner. great balance between outgoing and staying inside. they're very enthusiastic about things that takes their interest. they dont demand much in a relationship, they just like the presence.
INFJ
They strive for that long term relationship. generally very selfless and always move forward on life. Sensual lovers, and will take every emotion and conversation serious, they'll do everything to make you feel worth full of yourself. Dating an INFJ will feel like you two are the only people in the world. They can put meaning in words and feelings and they'll teach that meaning to you on a deep emotional manner.
ENFJ
Top tier gentle(wo)man. They're perfect family people and love to be around family and friends. They'll cheer u on every journey and look for opportunities to support their partner in their accomplishments. they put harmony above all else. understanding and optimistic at the right times. Very great intuition and will check up on their partner. Also good at romance, they know exactly how to treat their partner with kind love.
INFP
Strong desire for an emotional/soul deep bond with their partner. they'll give you the best gifs you could every imagine. they're so extremely creative and funny in their own way. you wouldnt find someone like them. Genuine romantics and smooth flirts. very lovay people and always wanted their idea of love to come true. they love to get physical with their partner and share all their ideas and dreams with them.
ENFP
They love to explore and they smoothly go with the flow. Trying new things they've never done because is part of their great inutuive and creative mind. Lets not forget that these people are very funny and weird at the same time. They have strong beliefs and opinions are they always know what they're saying making them quiet intellectual people. very lovable and talkative people. besides nobody hates the ENFP .
ISFJ
Givers kind of type in relationships. They like to give love and attention to their lover and dont expect much back. they just need the reassurance from their partner since they're striving for a long term relationship. Very committed people who sense the emotions of their partner making them very nurturing and caring people. probably the most patient and supportive people on this planet.
ESFJ
Always bringing a lot of love and fun in the relationship. They always try to be as optimistic as possible. they have strong emotional reactions making them easy to read. They're very outgoing and love to plan everything ahead. They'll remember every detail about you and would make you feel very valued. they value traditional relationships, so they're the perfect match for marriage.
ISTJ
Values honestly with a passion. They love to plan everything ahead. no detail will be missed. They strive to help their partner to perfection. They're very predictable and are quiet romantic!. They would put a lot of effort in the relationship to work it out. They have a cliche thought of romance and marriage which makes it easy to see what their goal is and what they're longing for.
ESTJ
Bold lovers for sure. They're not afraid to say what they think. They love to keep things real and structured. They are sensitive and protective lovers who believe in hard work. they keep their promises. They love to go outside and be practical in this society. They love to see progress in life making them solid lovers. They are hard-driven people who wont give up easily, they are also big lover of physical touch as a form of affection.
ISFP
They love surprises and are always trying new things they just thought of. Easy going people who are also surprisingly good with children and people. Lovable people who love the idea of a wholesome relationship. They're the type of partner that would be your best friend and lover making them very reliable companions in life. Nothing will be too late for them!
ISTP
complex and practical. They like to be usefull in a relationship making them reliable people. Building their own life with their partner is an absolute goal for them. They value freedom and take pleasure in simple things, they're not needy and also express their love my performing romantic acts. since their actions will speak louder than words. They like to encourage their partner a lot too.
ESTP
Most fun people to be around with. They'll make you feel in the moment and make you feel all your 5 senses. they're good problem solvers and love to take action. they're essential workers who never get bored! They love physical touch and love to shower their partner with surprises and gifts. they would bring you on an adventure and are life- driven people. which makes them a good companion
ESFP
They will go with the flow and are very impulsive. They're most likely to party every weekend. And they dont think too deep about life making them easy going people. they're perfect family people and are always full of energy. they'll put you at their center of interest and would explore everything with their partner. they take crazy risks and are very unpredictable making them very fun and caring lovers.
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MBTI Booklist! (Credit : @Indepth_mbti)
















I really like reading! I want to recover all mi MBTI’s books I don’t know! :D
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“Bring some coke to the party”
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Tag yourself, I’m Dreams and Memes
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sometimes i get insecure im not an intp, and then i reopen my wikipedia article instead of doing the 273 assignments i have and my confidence in being an intp is regained.
#intp#intp memes#intp mbti#cmon my fellow intps tell me im wrong#intp problems#intp personality#intp life
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