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24 September 2017 (Log 1)
ɥʎɐɔıuʇɥns 3
24 September 2017
Investigation Unit 24452
Ryverdam Lake, Kentucky
Log 01
My Unit’s research encompasses a minor pioneer planet, regarded as Earth, translating to Soil in the Galactic Government’s native tongue, we, a collection of scientists, explorers, and soldiers alike are attempting this assignment to study this planet and to see if it is suitable to join our government.
We frequently mine the soil and grass properties of the planet since the unit was so fertile of such things. However, this visit tells otherwise. Numerous hotspots of the dirt excavating have been compromised by colonies of the Human species. Though other beings have taken down trees and made differences in the planet, Hominids seemed to have the most impact.
These creatures are the dominant beings, and as such take-up the majority of the land, some have begun to live out in the enormous bodies of aquatic. Humans have studied the other co-speciesism of the Earth, helping us with this research.
This is not the first visit to this place relating with Humans, as we holiday to see them often to exam their value. Earth is a beautiful environment, hosting quite a few climates. Could become a great location for resorts and inns for a numbering of species, tourist spot planets always are successful- if the place has differing environments or something interesting of itself.
Earth is a goldmine of endless potentials, but so are the creatures occupying upon it. All populations, the planet, this part of the solar system is new, created by when the Government sprung a strike upon a smaller group. With this exposition, created this area of the fast solar lands was born. This has been one of the fastest evolution progression we had studied, stars, planets, beings and then food chains all establishing in short zillions of years.
For the progression of their species, they have learned and safely executed space travel rather late. It was one of the first many breakthroughs of my species, the ___.
The ___ has been a proud member of the Galactic Government, even on the Citadel’s councilmen court. Our race is known for breeding possibilities, strength, and knowledge. We are regularly in war and clashes with other races, nevertheless, we do not savagely slaughter. Our species are known for their courteous rules, compassion, and no unnecessary carnage.
Our political power has developed since our kind was accepted to the table during our renaissance stage.
We were assigned to once again to see the human’s evolution; I was produced for this task. There were three sub-genres of us, ɥʎɐɔıuʇɥns, ɹnqǝןןɐ, and ɟnןʌns.
My kind, the ɥʎɐɔıuʇɥns, was created to study romantic and breeding traditions. As such, I must survey the young of their species, studying everything from the domestic habits of this Earth.
ɹnqǝןןɐ are to study the habits and workings of labor on this planet, to learn every piece of how these creatures function their rank of life.
ɟnןʌns are learning of the social structure and overall behaviors of their kind, to see how they behave and treat their fellow humans.
Seven of each was created, and directed across the countries. We were fashioned to mask and veneer our true appearances, for this ability it had to be placed within our genetic material. We were not created by breeding, as an alternative, genetically molded in laboratory glassware in a lab remote from the colony units.
Once in the neonate period, we were given to couples who signed to rear each of us. We advanced sooner than other offspring as to haste the process and begin the real assignments. My chosen couple was companions incapable to birth real children, they insured me to understand my mission and socially develop.
They entitled me H, I do enjoy the handle. I have been sending them progress reports before my official log began when I found a mate to study.
My location assigned was Ryverdam Lake, Kentucky, United States. I have been staying here for a month using the World Wide Web to learn about the species’ customs for finding partners. What I have gathered was quite unexpected; there are multiple ways to conduct finding a mate.
One I have found was interacting upon this World Wide Web; several have wedded (This culture’s soul bonding) due to this platform. I have created a membership on a network categorized as an Online Dating Service; these Web pages promise to find me a mate that suits me.
The Web page has interrogated me on topics of my private life when asking about hobbies and interests, I took a moment to think of what I did in my childhood, as adolescence was consumed educating myself on Earth.
One memory I recalled was recreating significant history of our combatants and conflicts in my educational institution, looking what this is similar to Earth, finding it is close to Painting, I also added writing since Hobbies is what one does in their spare time, since when not examining this civilization I write progress reports and logs to my administrators.
For my stature, I put my disguised height, 5 foot 10 inches, 177 cm, as my actual height is 8 foot or 243.84 centimeters- that is a very improbable height in the class.
The photographs were of my masked self, and the rest I put common answers.
The age I placed was twenty-seven, gender male, hair black, eyes brown. For my summary, I explained I was looking for a life partner and the rest I used samples I found on search engines.
I had spent the last twenty-four hours refreshing the page, awaiting a message. I did not know how long this took; it seemed like a mating dance for digital users- just sat and wait.
After the twenty-fifth hour, my inbox informed me of one new message, presenting me the message and portrait of the female who responded.
Sept 13, 10:34 pm, Her: Hey! You looked really nice, I never do this, you’re older and so out of my league but hey, why not? I’m in Ryverdam too! I know my profile says eighteen, but I’m actually seventeen, I just wanted to warn you, I go to Dill High, I like writing too, and I hope you reply!
I took a moment, searched for the correct way to respond, and finally conducted my response in a timely manner. This was my first possible mate.
Sept 13, 10:56 pm, H: Hello, from your profile you seem pleasant. Your age is still an appropriate stage of development for romantic interaction. Is Dill High a good educational department? Why did you put false information on your self-summary?
Sept 13, 11:15 pm Her: Oh wow, you spell really good you’re making me feel bad about my writing skills hah! Dill High’s fine, full of people I don’t like, you know? And because the oldest you can be is 18, but I’m sick of guys my age.
This continued, I inquired questions. She responded each with apparently authentic answers and then asked me a few.
Sept 14, 12:34 am Her: So, you like painting right? Do you have any paintings I can see? : )
Sept 14, 12:40 am H: No, I do not have any of my childhood pieces; I have only just relocated from my native land to this town. I neither have supplies nor any photographs of these paintings.
Sept 14, 12:43 am Her: Aw! Whys that? Didn’t your parents take pictures of them? Why not buy more supplies?
I did not know how I should answer; however, I was told by my sources that human females sought after honesty, so I told the truth.
Sept 14, 12:49 am H: I am an alien, and supplies of that were not necessary. My parenteral unit could not have these, as the educational system owned the honored pieces for our warriors.
Sept 14, 12:51 am Her: hey hey don’t post that in these things! The FBI looks over these chats
Sept 14, 12:51 am Her: And if they know you’re an illegal immigrant they’ll deport you
I was taken back for that reaction, I quickly defined the word alien; it also contains to illegitimate immigrants. Perhaps, it was best she assumed I was human.
The conversation sustained for the next ten days, I wondered how speaking over this platform would allow me to have her as a mate.
When searching, you are supposed to better understand each other and go to an outing. When I found was past due to purpose an outing with the romantic interest, I investigated apposite locations, and what places parallel in this colony.
I suggested the Roller Skating establishment, a few blocks from her educational building. She agreed to four-thirty in the afternoon.
Now the official customs begin, tomorrow we will be meeting for our first gathering.
Regards, ɥʎɐɔıuʇ
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