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fellas, is it gay to have a homoerotic rivalry with your space ranger partner??

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the dark knight

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@jason-todd-week Day 1: Haunted

(Also please listen to "Thholyghst" by Crosses for the vibes)

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summer trends 2025

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Whenever anyone writes Bruce showing up to school cause one of the kids got in a fight or some other random occurrence there tends to be a quick oh ok and then he takes them into the car to get ice cream.

No Bruce Wayne never in his life has believed his children did anything wrong.

You think his son punched a child?

Do you have it on videotape? Well then it didn't fucking happen.

His children can be guilty as sin, literally killed another child in class. Bruce does not give a fuck his kid is innocent, now once they get in the car that might change depending on the situation.

But damn right he's defending that kid to every single other adult.

It's not just at school. Or over the age of 18.

Superman once made a comment about Jason's kill count after he's big strong and every bit as tall as Bruce.

"Excuse me what proof do you have?"

"Bruce the duffle bag, you told me..."

"I'm sorry maybe, I just misheard what exactly did you imply about my son!"

Bruce is the parent that when the cops come to the door they better have a fucking warrant.

He has a team of attorneys, and a billion dollars fucking try him.

Call him from the police station. He will have badges.

You think the man with more money and power than god is letting someone else hold his children accountable.

"Who the fuck do you think you are Batman?"

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you gotta be careful what you monger. if its fish people will like you but if its war then less so. various results

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Remember to look both ways before crossing the street

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Apollo Cheat Sheet

Name:

Apollōn (Ἀπόλλων) | Apollō 

Popular epithets:

Phoibos (Phoebus) | Pythios | Paean | Hecatos | Musagetes |

Family:

Koios & Phoebe  (Grandparents)

Kronos & Rhea  (Grandparents)

Zeus & Leto (Parents)

Artemis (Twin sister)

Asteria & Themis (Nurses)

Hecate (Cousin)

Retinue:

Mousai

Horae

Charites

Nymphs

Delian triad (Artemis and Leto)

Lovers:

Calliope

Cyrene

Hyacinthus

Daphne

Cyparissus

Admetus

Thalia

Children:

Aristaeus

Asclepius

Hymenaeus

Korybantes

Musa Apollonides

Orpheus

Philammon

God of:

Music | Poetry | Arts | Knowledge | Sun | Light | Rationality and reason | Law and Order | Prophecy | Purification | Healing | Civilization | Philosophy | Youth | Archery | Colonization | Pastures and cattle | Diseases |

Patron of:

Poets | Musicians | Writers | Prophets | Artists | Scholars | Archers | Shepherds | Cowherds | Astrologers | Nurses | Doctors | Scientists | Lawyers | Architects | Athletes | Philosophers

Protector of:

Foreigners | Sailors | Refugees | Children | Youths | Warriors | Cattle and flocks | Plant crops | Cities | Streets | Homes | Doors | Tombs

Residence: Mount Olympus | Hyperborea

Number: 7

Day: Sunday

Colors: White | Gold | Red

Stone: Amber | Hyacinth (Sapphire)

Celestial object: Sun

Appearance:

Ideal kouros (beardless, athletic youth)

Symbols:

Lyre | Bow and arrow | Laurel wreath | Sun

Scared plants:

Laurel tree | Larkspur | Mistletoe | Cypress | Palm tree

Sacred animals and birds:

Crow | Swan | Wolf | Griffin | Dolphin | Deer | Hawk | Mouse |

Weapons:

Bow and arrows | Golden sword | Spear

Estates and attributes:

The Oracular site of Delphi

Golden bow, silver bow, golden arrows

The Garden of Apollo in Hyperborea

Sacred tripod

Lyre and Cithara

Golden Chariot

Golden sword

Main sites of worship:

Delphi | Delos | Hyperborea | Sparta | Didyma 

Sacred days:

7th day of every month | New moon day and full moon day of every month

Festivals:

Thargelia | Hyacinthia | Pythian games | Carneia | Beodromia | Pyanopsia | Metageitnia | Actia | Apellai | Daphnephoria | Delphinia | Ludi Apollinares

Other epithets:

Orthos Logos (The true word) 

Cydimus Kouros (Renowned son; of Zeus)

Panderkes Omma (The All-Seeing Eye) 

Cyrius Orcheseos (Lord of the Dance) 

Cyrus Aestheseon (Lord of feeling and sensation) 

Mealioukhos Tyrannea (He who rules with sweetness) 

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A guide to worship of Hades - cheat sheets

Hellenic cheat sheets

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A guide to worship of Apollo - cheat sheets

Hellenic cheat sheets

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i’m so sad.. omg hi pre new 52 jason todd!!

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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

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Fox in snow

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in case any of you forgot, the joker once said “his name was jason, right?” to dick and then dick killed the joker

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Problem solved

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