iralyn

[iralyn]

Hi! It's my first time on an ask box and I wanted to request maybe some headcanons about what mammon would do / would want for his birthday,if possible? Can be both nsfw or sfw,whichever you're comfy with and whichever can work well. Hope this is isn't confusing!! Love your writing so much🩷

Sorry this has taken so so long, I couldnt find my ask box 😭

SFW

You woke up, energy buzzing in your veins. It was 5 am and yet you were still ecstatic for today, because it was Mammons birthday. And you were SO ready for it! you’d spent all yesterday preparing the living room, filling it with metallic coloured balloons, and streamers.

You went to the kitchen, preparing a huge breakfast filled with the best demon-food you could find after doing research on what demons like (by looking at the hellfire menu). Hid plate was filled with an assortment of strange looking foods.

You rushed into his room, tray in hand, smile plastered on your face. As you crept up beside his bed, and set the tray down on his nightstand, you lightly shook his shoulder.

“mammonnnn, guess what today is”

he groggily turns to look at you and smiles, voice still a bit raspy from sleep; “my birthday?”

“yeah! now come on!”

he looks at his forgotten breakfast on the night stand and smiles, although a little burnt you tried your hardest and well it was… eatable?

he stood up and followed you out of the room and into the overly prepared living room. He looked around in awe, “you did all this for me?”

He turns to you and you pull out a small box, ribbon tied on top in a cute bow. He pulled the ribbon off and opened the box.

Inside was a shining gold chain, his initials made out in sharp detailing.

He loved it. he looked up from the box to you and you smiled and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

“happy birthday baby!”

NSFW

Mammon had been looking for you since the moment he had gotten up. There was no shot that you’d forgotten his birthday which just means that you’d been planning some kind of surprise.

He crept up to your door, turning the handle and peering inside. He could feel himself heating up as he stared on at you, lying on your bed, lingerie bound. The white lacy fabric, gold trimmed, tightly wrapped around your skin.

“happy birthday, love”

He came up to the bed, and traced your jaw with his hands, rough fingertips skimming over your flushed skin.

His lips met yours, fast and strong. Tongue meeting yours as he pushed himself into your mouth. He manoeuvred himself over you, pulling your body up to meet his. He holds you tight, groaning between kisses.

You press your knee between his legs and he starts lightly pushing his groin against your leg, trying to achieve more friction.

You pull his shirt off of him, leading him to tug on his belt, pulling off his pants and eventually his boxers. pleading in his eyes as he non-verbally asks you for confirmation.

“Im all yours.”

[iralyn]

hi can I request the brothers (minus mammon) x reader that's one sided because reader connects with mammon a lot more than they do with the bros and hangs out with him a lot to the point everyone thinks reader and mammon are dating and the brothers get jealous because they wish they were mammon? (sorry if its confusing)

I love this so much!! Thank you for requesting!

A connection one may never have

Lucifer

-as the avatar of pride, lucifer took this blow very hard. You’d prefer his younger brother over him?

-occasionally he’d see mammon sneaking into your room at night, to cuddle or watch some cheesy movie.

-Lucifer has tried to put a stop to it, but it’s always met with a pleading eyed MC staring up at him “really? Just one more night?”

-or on movie nights when you’re cuddled up next to Mammon, whispering in his ear and then laughing.

-It got to a point that Lucifer started making up excuses to keep mammon away from you.

“Mammon, you need to finish your homework”

“MC, could you help me with something in my study?”

-once lower demons around RAD started talking about you two dating, he started to find even more reasons to keep you apart, even if he could be with you.

-he might claim that something happened to your room and you have to sleep in the purgatory hall.

Leviathan

-he is quite literally the avatar of envy. This dude is going ballistic

-your spending time with his no good older brother? That makes sense, he’s just some no good otaku.

-he might start putting himself down in front of you so you’ll start complimenting him.

“If you don’t think I’m yucky and disgusting, then why don’t you… maybe… watch some anime in my room with me tonight”

-if you accept, this dude will think that this will always work (don’t feed into this)

-but.. on the other hand if you say no, he’s going to be super depressed. Like he’s not eating dinner for the next week. He’ll be snacking mindlessly on junk in his room.

-maybe a knock on his door will cheer him up?

-when he starts to hear rumours of you and mammon dating he is… more than miserable.

-this dude is watching angsty romance movies, specifically human x demon ones (if he could find one)

Satan

-mammon? That imbecile? He probably can’t spell his own name. You’d prefer Mammon over him?

-pushes his sadness down and gets mad.

-might start throwing stuff, or putting extra salt in mammons dinner to make it taste bad. He’s petty, what can i say?

-starts reading phycology books on humans and how they choose romantic partners. This dude is following ALL the steps.

-he’s taking interest in your hobbies, and doting on you. Maybe leaving tea and cookies outside your door.

-one time he sees Mammon eating the cookies he made.

-he tried to choke him.

-ain’t no way he’s letting his brother eat the cookies he made for MC!

-someone mentions to him that your dating? He denies it. No way.

“Hey Satan, is MC dating Mammon? They are right?”

“No.”

-very blunt. Might just ask you if your dating Mammon just to get confirmation

Asmodeus

-oh MC you must be joking! You wanna cuddle up with mammon when you could be painting his nails?!

-acts like a brat.

-sees Mammon bringing over some food for you? Sneaks into Mammons seat and thanks Mammon for the snacks

“Oh mammon, thank you for bringing us some snacks, is there anything else you need?”

-might get kind of depressed when you ask him to get up and give mammon his spot back

“What? You’d rather sit next to Mammon than me?”

-when he hears that you and Mammon are dating, to be honest he was probably the first of the brothers to find out.

-he would start crying. He is Mammons younger brother, and it would hurt to have someone you like taken from you. Especially when that person if your brother! (And when your not used to being turned down)

-has a TON of salt care days, in the beginning he might invite you to one, just to subtly interrogate you about your relationship with mammon

-don’t blame him if he does anything crazy! He’s the avatar of lust after all!

(Might put a love potion in one of your drinks- be warned)

Beelzebub

-he can understand you not wanting to hang out with him ALL the time, he has a pretty strict schedule; wake up, eat, eat some more, eat, maybe a nap, dinner, and then work out.

-but he does sometimes have free nights where he’ll want to hang out with you, but those night are limited

-so when one week you say to him that you can’t watch a movie and eat popcorn with him because your hanging out with Mammon? He gets kind of sad!

- he won’t try to keep you from Mammon like some of his brothers would, he’d probably mope for a bit before continuing to find a time you guys could hang out.

-probably most reasonable to be honest.

-i could see him asking to have a day you can hang out and having you put it on a calendar.

-after you hung out, he’d be happy with the time he got to spend with you! Well- until he got a message from one of his fangol teammates saying you guys were dating!

-would just ask you if you were dating, when you tell him that your not he’d be pretty relieved

Belphagor

-didn’t really notice how close you’d gotten, he’s been catching up on sleep! Don’t blame him!

-when he notices he can’t stop noticing though

-he once walked into the living room to take a nap on the couch and he saw you braiding his hair. What? Why don’t you braid his hair? It helps him fall asleep

-might just boot Mammon off your lap, like literally kick him off and lye on your lap

-he’s not afraid to anger his brother

-when you tell him that what he did wasn’t nice he’d probably just say “and?”

-continues to do stuff like that, Mammons sleeping in your room? Not anymore. Your sharing headphones? Not after he pulls them out of Mammons ears.

-if you give him some attention he’ll stop, just cuddle him till he falls asleep and you can go hang out with mammon!

-when someone tells him your dating mammon he might choke them (get it?)

-actually, scratch that, he might choke mammon.

-your going to have to reassure him that it was just a rumour.

Thanks again for the request, i realize now this isn’t very angsty but oh well! I hope you like it!

[iralyn]

Think i Killed a Demon…

(What i think would make Leviathan flustered)

-starting off simple, holding hands, bros TOUCH STARVED, so he’s gonna be blushing

- cheek kisses- specifically when you kiss both cheeks. He thinks it’s cute and reminds him of French animes

-forehead kisses (obviously) like when your sitting on the couch and he’s on the floor and you tilt his head back and give him a forehead kiss! Who wouldn’t love that?

-cheering for him in games/events ESPECIALLY when he’s on voice call

-going with him to conventions that his brothers wouldn’t go with him, it shows you care about his interests

-playing with his hair- sooo wholesome!!

-cuddling!! Snuggling into his chest and hugging him, or you being big spoon

-if you buy him anything related to any anime he’s watched (which is probably nearing the millions) he’ll worship it!

-honestly handmade gifts, like paper roses and crap, they’re sooo thoughtful

-buying him his favourite snacks, when he mentions something he likes it’s so sweet to find that on his desk later, or outside his door

-showing affection in front of others is embarrassing, but he’s the avatar of envy, so showing off that your his is obviously gonna be something he wants to do

-similar interests in shows/games, and when u wear little trinkets from shows, like a shirt with TLC characters on it (bonus points if his brothers don’t know it)

-when you casually bring up his interests in conversation with others ex. “I was driving by this restaurant…” “oh levi started a new anime about a waitress!”

-anything remotely sexual. He sees you being over to grab a snack from the bottom drawer? flushed.

-coming back to find you sleeping in his gaming chair/bathtub (he might get you to get out of his gaming chair but he’ll think it’s cute)

-talked about sleeping a few times now, but you cuddling with his body pillows, he loves

-matching profile pictures/bios

-you taking an interest in sea creatures or snakes

-just paying attention to him gets him flustered

[iralyn]

Older brothers reaction to you pitching a crazy solution

Lucifer:

-you were were both locked in Lucifers room. No way out. Even with Lucifer in his demon form, you just couldn’t find a way.

-just when hope seemed lost, and idea popped into your head.

-you gasped, “LUCIFER!”

-Lucifer rubbed his head, getting more stressed as every second passed. “Yes?”

-“i know how to get out!”

- Now Lucifer was sceptical. But, what was the harm in trying?

- “we just have to burn the door down!”

-the silence that spread across the room was almost like a… wild fire.. hehehe

- he thought you were joking at first, so he started laughing. But as he looked back up at you he saw that you were confused as to WHY he was laughing. he realized you weren’t joking.

-oh

-he didn’t think he’d even have to say this. “No, what, obviously not?? You’ll burn down the house!”

-“i think you’ve been hanging around with mammon too much”

Mammon

- don’t ask him how, but somehow you both managed to end up in a MASSIVE box being shipped off to somewhere in the celestial realm.

-the second you both realized where you were going mammon swore you from telling Lucifer.

-You two had to get out, but Mammon couldn’t think of a way out for the life of him.

-“I GOT IT!” You yell out

-some commotion was heard outside the box, that sounded suspiciously like “did that box talk”

-“what?!” Mammon is very excited that you have an idea

-“we just have to use our teeth, we can eat out way out!”

-“THATS SO SMART!”

-you both start gnawing at the box before mammon stops randomly

-“wait a minute… what are we doing?”

-mammon forgot he’s a LITERAL DEMON and he could just break the cardboard box.

-when you tell him that he’s smart for realizing (even if it’s sarcastic) he’s gonna respond something like;

-“of course i am! I’m the GREAT mammon after all!”

-dude puffs out his chest till your both home.

-but seriously, don’t tell Lucifer about this.

Leviathan

-your both at a TSL convention, and it’s VERY crowded.

-as we know, Levi hates people, so obviously he would hate crowds. So being pushed around, and all the physical contact would be horrible.

- right when Levi’s about to give up and melt into a puddle on the floor you tell him your solution

-“oh my gosh, Levi, if u summon Lotan everyone will leave!”

-dude gives u the most judgmental look. What the hell?

-softens his gaze eventually

-“MC that’ll kill them.”

-“oh yeahhh…”

-he would sigh like an old man with back problems.

-as you continue looking around he would start considering your solution, but would get his merch, maybe get something signed, and then your both out of there

-you don’t need to stay to watch any of the pre-releases, he already has those at home

LMAOOO

[iralyn]

Tears in your eyes

“He isn’t worth crap!” Mammon shouts exasperatedly in your room.

You blow into another tissue, laughing through your tears.

“He-” you pause, collecting your thoughts “He was though” another sob breaks through your body and you smack your head onto your pillow.

“THAT lower level demon? I can’t even remember their name!”

“That’s because your Mammon, one of the seven avatars of hell!” You scoff and turn your head so you can see Mammon, but are still laying on your pillow.

You take in your room, covered in empty chip bags and other garbage from your gorging over the past few days.

You’ve experienced break up’s before but this was bad, you’d thought this demon could be the one.

“No way! He’s just a loser.”

Mammon had called your (ex) boyfriend a loser before, but it was all lighthearted nonsense up until now.

Your eyes start watering and you can’t help but let the tears fall onto your bedspread.

When mammon sees this, he tilts his head. He’s never had a human crying in his house before. In front a pool table? sure. The casino? All the time. But this was different. He cared about you.

Mammon decided the best way to comfort you would be the way he was best comforted. So, he opened his arms for you.

You smile a sad (kind of pathetic) smile, but you don’t care, and mammon obviously doesn’t, so it really doesn’t matter. You get up from your comforter and the hundreds of crumbs underneath it, and jog into his arms.

As Mammon held you, he swayed slightly, soothingly. You cried into his shirt, dampening it with every shudder of your shoulders.

You eventually started swaying with Mammon, matching his pace. You smiled, and leaned your head against his chest.

As you danced with the windows open and the moonlight seeping in, holding each other. You’ve come to the assumption, that mammon would be with you through your lowest, saddest, or most repulsing. Whether that assumption was right or wrong, it comforted you, in an unexplainable way.

Awwwwwe, i really like this!!!

[iralyn]

Incorrect quotes

MC: anybody have any ideas on what we can do?

Mammon: what if we changed our voicemail so it just had a little bit more zing and a little more pep?

MC: zing and pep! See that’s—those are the kind of words we’re looking for!

Belphie: what about if we did and even newer voicemail message that had even MORE zing and pep?

MC: now we’re cooking. I like this.

Mammon: *utter disbelief stare*

(Originally from the office)

[iralyn]

Greed.

Greed can be a terrible thing.

As you stared into mammons eyes, your own started to water, glistening but not yet shedding a tear.

“Mammon, what..?” You croaked

As you stood beside a witch, one you will soon become quite close to. As she handed Goldie to mammon, you felt your legs start to quiver.

“I’m sorry, MC”

“You, you can’t do that” your eyes pleaded for him to stop, for him to give up Goldie in return for you. You’ve spent days worth of time together. You’ve let him sleep in your bed, and comforted him when his brothers picked on him. He was your first demon.

“…please” another beg to someone who wasn’t listening.

Mammon had done things like this before. Where he’ll shut down to any reasoning and his mind would be consumed with greed.

You had options, you knew that. You could use your pact, or leave when the witch left your sight. But after you and mammon had made that promise, the one you thought you wouldn’t have to ever worry about.

The words you’d spoken rang in your head like a bell; “of course mammon, I’d never make you do something with my pact!”

What a stupid thing to promise.

And now, when breaking that promise seemed so tempting, you couldnt do it. You shouldn’t have to. Mammon had been so many things so you, a roommate, a friend, and someone you thought could maybe be someone more.

But it seems all of that’s in the past.

You shook your head lightly, trying to convince yourself more than him, that this wasn’t real. This was some crazy messed up dream or something.

But as the first tear fell on to your cheek, and the slightest bit of remorse could be seen in mammons eyes. You knew that mammons greed could never outweigh the love he had for you, no matter how much.

You sigh, and in that moment you realize the gruelling truth;

Demons can be kind, loving and nurturing, but you can never forget or look past the dark, broken, destructive heart that lies within all of that. The heart that can’t be changed no matter how much it’s shoved down.

Holyyyyy, what the hell!!

Mammon 😭😭😭

[iralyn]

Incorrect quotes - Obey me

MC: So, Lucifer, I noticed you checking out mammons old stuff for sale

Lucifer: oh, no, he just shoved it in front of my face

MC: yeahhh. Did you know that old stuff are some of the FASTEST-growing products in the market

MC: two-billion-Grimm-a-year industry.

MC: And for only 10,000 Grimm YOU could become a co-seller for mammons old stuff.

MC: what do you think about that?

Leviathan (trying to get MC to notice him): Thought about it. I’m in.

Lucifer: I’m sorry, are you really trying to get us to invest in Mammons garbage?

MC: I’m sorry…

(Original quote from the office)

[iralyn]

Mammon’s first reactions of mc

-when mammon received a call randomly from a random caller, he didn’t even know why he picked it up. He already has enough spam calls from modelling agencies and witches who he owed Grimm to.

-as he expected it WAS someone he didn’t know, some random- wait, what did you say about Lucifer?

-Mammon was there in 0.2 seconds.

-another exchange student? Don’t we have enough of those? But, now that he gets a closer look at you… you might not be that bad. Mammon does occasionally hook up with lower demons, and humans are basically the same thing.

-Wait, did Lucifer say he’s supposed to be watching over you? Never mind. He takes back everything he said before. This is going to suck.

-By the way Lucifer was eying him, it was like he was having lasers shot into him. Yeah… he can’t have a one night stand with the exchange student.

-By the first week in he had already formed a pact with you. Don’t ask him, by the time he blinked he had a pact with a human and Goldie in his hands (and that’s all that really matters).

-You weren’t that bad, you stood up for him, let him have any spare change you found, and occasionally went with him to the casino or the clubs. So, he’s officially claimed that he’s your first demon (and vis-versa, you can be his human too)

-Everything was going well- well, until you formed a second pact with Leviathan

-For the demon of greed he sure was showing a lot of envy. But to be fair the time watching TSL in your bedroom was fun! And he’s started sneaking his stuff into your room, and you don’t seem to mind, so…

-A few days after you formed a pact with Levi, Mammon decided it was okay for you to have pacts with his brothers, after all he was the GREAT mammon!

AGGGHHHHH!! I love mammon sooo much! PLEASE give me requests cause i don’t know what to writeee!!