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Just a cryptid in the backseat - TOP "Drum Show"

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tyler screaming and crashing out in the back to portray how josh is actually feeling deep inside oh my GOD

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POV I rant about dmaorg and Keons for 36 minutes and definitely don’t lose my sanity halfway through

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every august without fail is like i will give you some of the most beautiful golden summer moments of your life but also you will be thinking about childhood and loss constantly. it will always be either 5pm or 2am

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i really loved the moments where the dsmp members took advantage of streaming as a medium, but i can really only think of 2 examples

when ponk announced that an ad break was coming, it cut to that godzilla (?) ad that was playing all the time on twitch, but a few seconds in it "glitched" back to a flashback scene in minecraft before the ad finished playing, and ponk didn't acknowledge that anything had happened

when seapeekay went afk in the egg room and left his webcam on so chat could see his chair, and then his character started moving on its' own towards the egg

can anyone think of any other examples i love stuff like this

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I think Tango is one of the most unintentionally tragic players in the Life series and I love it immensely.

Targeted, betrayed, and summarily executed by his allies/friends for the crime of forgetting that he wasn't supposed to wear a helmet?

Soulmates with the cursed Canary, but obviously really enjoying the teamup in spite of the risk? (Ranchers my beloved forever) And then ending his video with a heartbreaking line that was literally just a Ferris Bueller quote???

Betrayed again by his ally, boogied, and not allowed to take vengeance?

Chased by the entire server for his green life and giving it up to a teammate rather than be hunted by enemies? But literally hiding in a hole until they came and got him?

Failed and failed and failed to get a boogey kill and then executed cartoon-style in front of the whole server, only to immediately die a final time to something he literally just saved another player from?

Dying to his own traps so often that it's almost a given it will happen at least once a series?

He's both Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner but he's also a cursed figure in some kind of cosmic tragedy. He's getting smited by the gods and making "womp womp" noises about it. He's doomed by the narrative and by the rules of comedy. He's tying his shoes with the Fate's thread and still tripping over the laces.

I am rotating him in the microwave and there are plasma balls forming over his head but it's fine he's gonna pass out from the spinning any second.

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The Design of Destiny. Artwork and Design by Joseph Cross.

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SISYPHUS GETS A 9 TO 5

[spoilers for all of severance season 1. words by northernlion, brain worms by me]

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probably the greatest opening to a sports memoir ever...

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YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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probably the worst thing about liking the dsmp is that it was worth it

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The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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I AM BEING DEPRIVED OF OXYGEN