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The only thing separating you from certain death at 65mph is a painted white line and a mutual agreement not to play bumper cars.

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Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

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A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

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Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo

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Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

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last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did

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I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone

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Jugglin’ Hoops!

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Double shoutout because i’ve just noticed her thighs are like mine and i didn’t realise hot people have those

Kate McKinnon’s thighs

Reblog if you agree 

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Mangoes in Evening Wear

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My brain, ladies and gentlemen...

Brain: I know you’re dating a guy now

Brain: But just in case you forget that this summer it finally occurred to you that you’re bi

Brain: Here’s a dream of you eating out one of your twitter mutuals’ pussy

Brain: yo welcom

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Children swear all the time. Adults swear all the time. However, mix these two groups, and suddenly everyone pretends swearing is awful and they would never ever do such thing.

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And what did you channel to come up with your character, Holtzmann?

Kate McKinnon: Oh, honey, that’s just me. I didn’t have to do a lot of work there. I really like science. I try to have a joyful attitude. And often I say weird stuff without meaning to.

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hi im a cashew white guy and I’m gonna say a slur to be funny because fuck political correctness

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