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Aaand Crime Kitchen is underway! This stuff is about two irresponsible idiots named Quincy and Sam running a maybe not so legal sandwich shop. They're just trying to earn money but neither of them think before they speak or act, so let's just hope they don't blow themselves up.

Sam belongs to @laiflowerfish

[Quincy and Sam now open for questioning!]

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The old man, I can't stand this □□□□□□□, □□□□□□□ has wormed his way into my work and it's pissing me the □□□□ off. This fragile old □□□□□□□ is nothing to laugh at though, he's torn realities into galactic confetti

Name: □□□□□□□

Alias: Nexus, Old Man Nex, old man

Age: "god knows"

Alignment: "yes"

Species: Dream eater, parasite

Occupation: retired guard, now makes pottery in his free time

Quote: "Hey □□□□□□~!"

Skills: Knowledge: ◇◇◇◇◇◇, reality manipulation: ♡♡♡♡♡, martial: ♤♤♤♤, ability to care:

We cannot let this one out of our sight do you understand that □□□□□□? The entirety of □□□□□□□ □□□□□□□□□□ could go up in flames if this thing escapes, do you remember □□□□□□? What i did to □□□□□□? You'll end up just like your little □□□□□□□□□, if you don't get it the □□□□ together.

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The child huh? She seems sweet, but that's what gets you, she's the daughter of a carefully trained killer who we've most recently lost contact with, unfortunate, but life moves on, this one is one we do not want to encounter, not under any circumstances.

Name: Anne-Marie

Alias: "Annie"

Age: 7

Alignment: True Neutral

Species: Dream Eater, marionette

Occupation: in grade school

Quote: "hello!"

Skills: Social: ☆☆☆, maturity: ☆☆☆, martial: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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The cosmic entity, I'm well versed in his species, though he is surprisingly antisocial for a being of the cosmos, what a dweeb.

Name: Orion

Age: 24

Alignment: Neutral Good

Species: Cosmic entity

Quote: "please go away"

Skills: martial: ☆, social: ☆, gaming: ☆☆☆☆☆☆

Occupation: beta tester for steam

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This one, he will not shut up, despite that, he has given us very valuable information. We don't know what he is, but lord does his list of crimes go on, it's like a CVS recipt.

Name: Odysseus

Alias: Ody

Age: "20 something"

Alignment: Chaotic. . .just chaotic

Species: "idk lol"

Quote: "ayo the pizza here. WAIT NO I WAS JOKING-"

Skills: martial: ☆☆☆☆☆, maturity: , lying: ☆☆☆

Occupation: full-time dumbass

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This one is known as J□□□□ □□□□□□□□□, or "J", strange one considering dream eaters don't just "show up" around here. He is surprisingly polite despite his acquaintances, it really makes me wonder; what exactly is wrong with him to get him grouped with the others?

Name: "J"

Age: "old enough"

Height: 5'6

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Species: Dream-eater

Occupation: artist, full time loser

Quote: "I'm not sure how I got here but I want out"

Related to: Ody, Old man, Annie, Orion, "Ma"

Skills: Art: ☆☆☆☆, Social: ☆, martial: ☆☆☆

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Greetings and salutations lovelies ♡

Welcome to our small corner of the multiverse, unfortunately this house if full of beings the world shall not dare to witness, but you can! The old man is insane, the child might be possessed, the shut in is a cosmic being, the idiot is an idiot, and the artist is. . .tired :[.

[J, Orion, Odysseus, Old man Nexus, and Annie now open for questioning!]

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Welcome to the underground. . .though I suppose it feels like the underworld really, there isn't much out there to explore, but it is nothing short of home, if home was in the middle of a hunting ground. That doesn't stop the brilliant minds of the scientists working to find a way out, though

Hey can we wrap this up yet? I'm boooreddd ]:

Hush, damn it I was trying to be cool. Anyways, I am one of those so called brilliant minds, my name is Sci, and this pest is Fell.

In the nonexistent fles- heyyyy ]:< i ain't no pest. Rude.

[Chemical Management is a strange amalgamation of sciencetale and underfell, Fell and Sci now open for questioning!]

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Crime Kitchen lore before the explanation, lmao, get fed ♡

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Heya lovelies! My name is J and this is a silly little post to prepare all of the different silly stuff you can ask about in the ask blog, these are only summaries for now as each of these will get their own post!

Hell in Paradise

This is a silly little Just shapes and beats AU where you can ask the main characters [Cyan, Gold, Thicket, and Cider] as well as the corruptions [Blixer, Lycan, and Barracuda], along with silly little posts, we enter a world that I've been trying so hard to work on ]:.

Crime Kitchen!

Join two idiots named Quincy and Sam along with their father figure [Evan AKA the old man or gramps and another little friend who's name we can't mention for some publicity reasons... did we get a reason? And if I can convince them, the art styles of some close friends of mine ^^

The Lunar Project

Lunar, best of the best local therapist this side of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria! Little sad they're losing it just a bit...they called me socially inept ]:<.

Chemical Management

Anger issues is one thing, but working with a man who could very easily destroy your life's work and progress, that's another thing, and Sci knows this all too well, because Fell can't and won't keep his mouth shut.

House of the Subliminal

Well then, we're asking about me now are we?

And me!

Stay out of this Ody, as i was saying, this ask blog is all about me, well, my sona to be exact, as well as Annie [littlest sister], Orion [shut in loser], old man Nexus [he's insane] and...Odysseus, one of the worst people that lives in this house

Hey! ]:<

Defectives

My silly little object show ask blog where we follow the protagonist Pin and the other contestants for a prize to fix the problems they have, but is everything as it seems?

Anyways, that's all, hope you'll take interest in these when I get more info presented!!!

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Pre English speaking blixer core

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Greetings and salutations mortals! I am one silly little man ^^. If you've seen me before, no you haven't. . .nuh uh