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my brain is fried no caption no context i just like them

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pookies

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stupid idiot brothers

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So this is a mess

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I return to you all with another doodle haul 🙂‍↕️

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Just pretend you didn’t see it lmao I’m in a funny mood

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OPERATION: SPARKMATES.

Why did they fall in love with each other?

JAZZ VER.

«because...»

The first thing that caught Jazz's attention about Prowl wasn't his former role as an Enforcer at Praxus (or Praxis, he didn't really know how to pronounce that city correctly), his efficiency in his duties, or how he was a planning "drone"…

… it was the strange bad reputation he had as soon as he arrived. And wow, a robot with such a strict track record (yes, he investigated it himself) has a bad reputation for being a terrible coworker, a constant saying that they'd rather kiss Unicron than be assigned a mission under his direction, and a ridiculous history of flipping tables to the point of telling him to "do a prowl." JAZZ SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT GUY! HIS PROCESSOR DEMANDED IT!

…and all of that to meet the bot with such clumsy social skills that they would make the Orion Pax he knew seem like a Casanova in comparison. He not only struggled to communicate but also to bond, to the point that he accidentally repelled others, even if that wasn't his intention. And of course, it ended up frustrating him because he knew he was working with civilians who had joined, and he struggled to adapt military protocol to their understanding. Being excessive, this often caused them to disregard his instructions and ended in a couple of tragedies. This increased his frustration, and he ended up "doing a Prowl" (even taking the trouble to remove everything delicate and important to minimize damage; even in that, he was meticulous). At a certain point, he felt sorry for him; it was a situation of a huge broken communicator that impacted the bot's coexistence with his other colleagues. He began to approach him like the social being he is. Prowl is silent, so he didn't push for conversation. It wasn't the silence of a grave, it was a silence like some white noise, comfortable to the point where he forgot he should be on guard around him.

He also began to look after him as payment for being there when he was off guard, dragging him along when his energy tank was empty, giving him breaks when he was overworked, and reminding him of his rounds, making them in places where Prowl would be comfortable (because the planet Earth, unlike him, which he adored, held little or no regard for Prowl). During one of them, something unexpected happened on Earth. Prowl had been entranced watching creatures native to Earth. Birds (or deers?) approached, and with a whisper of "fascinating," he saw something he never thought he'd see…

Prowl smiling, relaxed with the simplest thing in the place, not knowing what to do, just passing by at that moment. Even that day, Prowl, still smiling, thanked him for reminding him of his patrol and allowing him to stay longer with him to watch those birds (or deers?). And his processor demanded one thing again: He…

«...I would love to see him smile more»

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Hellooo, pretty please could I have Jazzprowl the Toopid style?

He loves his wife a lot. Do not separate them, they will bite you.

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Jazz: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Prowl: Yeah.

Jazz: You know what else is beautiful?

Prowl: *not expecting anything* What?

Jazz: You! There's no plot twist! You're beautiful.

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Prowl: You're not going to call our first sparkling "Blue" anything.

Jazz: You say that now, but when you're high on pain patches and I'm filling out the birth certificate, how are you going to stop me?

Prowl: How much of this do you have planned?

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Bluestreak: Last night I heard Prowl telling Jazz "I have two children, stop being the third"

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there's something so hilarious about jazzprowl. like here's a guy obsessed with law and justice. his husband is a SPY

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Prowl: One time I was with a friend and-- Prowl: Oh wait, that was you Jazz: Yeah, I figured. You don't have any other friends Prowl:

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Yknow throwing your post about beauty standards together with something like the mecha or reverse mecha au's really brings up some potentially interesting interactions XD.

Like, the bot getting so confused about why humans find some of the bots cool/attractive looking and not others because it doesnt fall along ANY of their usual lines of whats attractive vs whats not.

Ah~ That would mean that Earth mechs are not conventionally attractive AT ALL. Like Jazz’s mech is black and white and ROUND instead of cubic! Ridiculous! Alien!

He would get points for his shoulders and for being big though.

Oh man….imagine

Jazz: Your face is pretty;)

Prowl: My….wha?

Jazz: Face…why are you looking at me like that?

Prowl: It’s just uh. In our culture not everyone have faces. And a lot of mechs share the same face. So faces aren’t really taken in consideration when we make compliments.

Jazz: Hang on. What??

Prowl: Do humans think that faces are pretty?

Jazz: YEAH? It’s kinda one of the most important parts. We even evaluate the individual parts of our faces. Like eyes and noses and stuff.

Prowl: Oooooh. So..do I somehow have a..face..that humans consider good looking?

Jazz: Yep. You got really nice cheek bones. I mean you don’t have bones but if you were a human your bones would…uh…..would be showing..in the nice…place…..do I sound crazy

Prowl: I don’t understand but I’m flattered?

Jazz: Goddamit dating an alien is fucking confusing.

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Jazz: *Takes off his suit and shirt for the first time for whatever plot reason.*

Prowl: * staring*

Jazz: Like what you see?~

Prowl: I think? I find it interesting that your face is the same colour as your body.

Jazz: Oh :/

Prowl: I have a feeling I fucked up some kind of human ritual……….did I??

Jazz: Nah it’s fine. I was just flirting.

Prowl: Do humans consider removing their clothes as flirtatious?

Jazz: In the right context. Yeah very much. I guess you guys don’t do that huh.

Prowl: We don’t have any clothes to remove. *tries to save the mood* But I would love to see you without yours.

Jazz: ooKAY LETS TALK WEATHER NOW

Bonus

Prowl: Are you painted just one color? Entirely?

Jazz: I mean. Besides my hair. Oh and those *shows his palms*

Prowl: Wooah…inner sides of your servos are different color! I never.. We usually have this part being different from digits.

Jazz: Like fingerless gloves but metal. Yeah I saw.

Prowl: But you have the entire palm being different color. *pokes very gently with his giant finger* It looks very pretty.

Jazz: Thank you:D My legs are the same.

Prowl: *immediately goes to grab his leg with two fingers*

Jazz: Hang on I need to take off my boots…There.

Prowl: Incredible.

Bonus bonus

Jazz: That waistline should be fucking illegal to have

Prowl: What?

Jazz: FUCK I forgot to turn the comm offf

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experimenting with alternate jazzprowl designs ... plus some lil jazzes for funsies (last one is a thank-you to a mutual :3)

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artfight for @stati22's trickshot, an incredibly careful black ops agent.