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anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks
not once in the films
do you think that’s a coincidence
not on your life buddy
anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will
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NOT gonna say this again!! A CYBORG is something PARTIALLY ROBOTIC. An ANDROID is something that is FULLY ROBOTIC, MADE TO LOOK HUMAN. A ROBOT is FULLY ROBOTIC and NOT DESIGNED TO LOOK HUMAN!!
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it's sunday, the weekly 'wash don quixote' day. dante considers tying her to a fishing line and slowly lowering her into the bathtub. meursault is asked to hold her down. rodya is getting the shampoo and trying to calm her down. sinclair takes away her lance. "this is for your own good," he says with guilty tears streaming down his face. she cries betrayal. faust tries to gently coax her by telling her bloodfiend or not, hygiene is necessary to maintain. she is splashed with soapy water in the face. yi sang swiftly escorts faust out with soothing words and a distraction. hong lu is at the cabinets, trying to design the perfect beauty routine for don quixote. he's been there for hours. heathcliff doesn't get what all the fuss is about, stating he also showers once a week, at which ishmael's jaw falls open. outis is yelling at don quixote to brave it and screaming instructions at the bathtub crew. gregor is teasing don quixote by telling her they're going to start doing this everyday, making her shriek even louder in absolute terror. ryoshu is blowing smoke outside
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Today i accidentally listened to a song that made me sad and then the ambulance came to take me away forever
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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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[randomly recieves a “DELTARUNE MOVIE 2031” premonition at an incredible volume] well that was weird
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Y'all got Brian David Gilbert on your new gameshow?????
we're glad you asked, yes.
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Dubious little Creature
big fan of whatever the hell type of character makes this face
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big fan of whatever the hell type of character makes this face
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