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Remember how in the comics Superman used to eat everything (metal pipes, weird liquids, rocks, etc.)?

For me, it was totally Dick's influence that got the guy to end up taking samples of things with his mouth, and no one will convince me otherwise.

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Remember how in the comics Superman used to eat everything (metal pipes, weird liquids, rocks, etc.)?

For me, it was totally Dick's influence that got the guy to end up taking samples of things with his mouth, and no one will convince me otherwise.

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Remember how in the comics Superman used to eat everything (metal pipes, weird liquids, rocks, etc.)?

For me, it was totally Dick's influence that got the guy to end up taking samples of things with his mouth, and no one will convince me otherwise.

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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

If I had a nickel for every time a writer sexualized Dick to this degree of discomfort… I’d have way too many nickels. Put the nickels down.

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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

If I had a nickel for every time a writer sexualized Dick to this degree of discomfort… I’d have way too many nickels. Put the nickels down.

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ily stephanie brown

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bruce wayne: we're going undercover for this one—

dick grayson: ooh, wait, we should come up with backstories!!

jason todd: no, we really shouldn't—

dick grayson: I'll be ... richard silverman, a twenty-six-year-old botanist who moonlights as a waiter to make ends meet for myself and my two dogs at home.

jason todd: dude, no—

dick grayson: actually, screw the waiter thing, I'll say that I'm an exotic dancer instead. that way I have an explanation for my flexibility.

jason todd: absolutely not—

dick grayson: and if anyone asks, make sure to tell them that I don't do private shows ... at least not since my former-lover nikolas ruined me for anyone else and left me for another.

jason todd: ... *sighs*

jason todd: fine, I'll be ... joziah, the one who stole nikolas from you.

dick grayson: *lets out a horrified gasp*

bruce wayne: *leaves*

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I firmly believe if Tim ever decides to make his test tube baby that kid will be immune to kryptonite.

He's not risking his kid being taken down by a green rock no fucking way.

Damain who wants to make his kid with Jon doing everything in his power to get his brother to hand over the secrets.

Tim who is refusing to admit it cause he added in Bart and Cassie's DNA as well so now his kid has 4 biological parents, and his kid has enough power to take down the multiverse.

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The reason Bruce sends Dick (out of everyone) on suicide missions is because there is not a single part of him that can even begin to comprehend a world without Dick Grayson, so of course he will survive the impossible.

Bruce would never send any of his children of to die, no matter how much people claim that he puts his mission before anything else! He would never put the mission before his babies. ——— But that doesn’t stop him from throwing his eldest baby strength into fire, cause what could the flames ever do to the sun? Bruce has never doubted Dick for a single second and he has never dared to imagine a world without him, so everything the world has to offer will be thrown at Dicks feet….. if only someone had told Dick to get out from under the rumble…

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The reason Bruce sends Dick (out of everyone) on suicide missions is because there is not a single part of him that can even begin to comprehend a world without Dick Grayson, so of course he will survive the impossible.

Bruce would never send any of his children of to die, no matter how much people claim that he puts his mission before anything else! He would never put the mission before his babies. ——— But that doesn’t stop him from throwing his eldest baby strength into fire, cause what could the flames ever do to the sun? Bruce has never doubted Dick for a single second and he has never dared to imagine a world without him, so everything the world has to offer will be thrown at Dicks feet….. if only someone had told Dick to get out from under the rumble…

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The reason Bruce sends Dick (out of everyone) on suicide missions is because there is not a single part of him that can even begin to comprehend a world without Dick Grayson, so of course he will survive the impossible.

Bruce would never send any of his children of to die, no matter how much people claim that he puts his mission before anything else! He would never put the mission before his babies. ——— But that doesn’t stop him from throwing his eldest baby strength into fire, cause what could the flames ever do to the sun? Bruce has never doubted Dick for a single second and he has never dared to imagine a world without him, so everything the world has to offer will be thrown at Dicks feet….. if only someone had told Dick to get out from under the rumble…

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The reason Bruce sends Dick (out of everyone) on suicide missions is because there is not a single part of him that can even begin to comprehend a world without Dick Grayson, so of course he will survive the impossible.

Bruce would never send any of his children of to die, no matter how much people claim that he puts his mission before anything else! He would never put the mission before his babies. ——— But that doesn’t stop him from throwing his eldest baby strength into fire, cause what could the flames ever do to the sun? Bruce has never doubted Dick for a single second and he has never dared to imagine a world without him, so everything the world has to offer will be thrown at Dicks feet….. if only someone had told Dick to get out from under the rumble…

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Dick Grayson is the type of person anyone from any age group can like.

Toddlers see this much bigger person than them, but don't feel any fear. His too kind eyes are anything but frightening. His soothing voice is calming and warm. And he always knows exactly what to do to make them laugh when they're upset.

The kids think he's really cool, but not in an intimidating way. They can talk to him and he will treat them like he treats everyone else without making them feel like less for being young. Spending just some time with him they already think he's the coolest adult they've ever met and want to play with him all the time.

Teenagers find him to be laid-back and more approachable than other older people they've met. He doesn't judge them and actually cares to listen. He can also relate to their struggles and provide useful advices if they ever need them. He's the type of adult they wouldn't hesitate on calling if they required any help.

Adults his age like him overall. He's a great person, but not a pushover. He's fun while still responsible without becoming overbearing. He doesn't try to seem better than anyone else and approaches everyone as his equals. And everytime someone is in need of support, he will offer a shoulder to cry on and an ear to listen. He's a very good friend.

Elders see him as a very kind and respectful young man. Always making sure they're well, greeting them with a smile. He's very insightful and wise, too. Like an old soul in a young body. So, they can talk with him for hours about anything; their philosophies, experiences, life in general... And sometimes they just look at him and wonder why does it feel like he's lived more things than anyone his age should have. Not amount of pondering could give them an answer.

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Dick Grayson is the type of person anyone from any age group can like.

Toddlers see this much bigger person than them, but don't feel any fear. His too kind eyes are anything but frightening. His soothing voice is calming and warm. And he always knows exactly what to do to make them laugh when they're upset.

The kids think he's really cool, but not in an intimidating way. They can talk to him and he will treat them like he treats everyone else without making them feel like less for being young. Spending just some time with him they already think he's the coolest adult they've ever met and want to play with him all the time.

Teenagers find him to be laid-back and more approachable than other older people they've met. He doesn't judge them and actually cares to listen. He can also relate to their struggles and provide useful advices if they ever need them. He's the type of adult they wouldn't hesitate on calling if they required any help.

Adults his age like him overall. He's a great person, but not a pushover. He's fun while still responsible without becoming overbearing. He doesn't try to seem better than anyone else and approaches everyone as his equals. And everytime someone is in need of support, he will offer a shoulder to cry on and an ear to listen. He's a very good friend.

Elders see him as a very kind and respectful young man. Always making sure they're well, greeting them with a smile. He's very insightful and wise, too. Like an old soul in a young body. So, they can talk with him for hours about anything; their philosophies, experiences, life in general... And sometimes they just look at him and wonder why does it feel like he's lived more things than anyone his age should have. Not amount of pondering could give them an answer.

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It is so funny that Bruce does what is essentially reverse parenting. Like most people with their first child they are the most cautious and protective and then they loosen up so that their youngest can get away with all sorts. For Bruce it is the reverse. Damian learnt to drive with his mother but Bruce won't let the thirteen year old even look at the front seat of the Batmobile. Bruce taught Dick how to pilot a spacecraft when he was nine years old after Dick took to driving all the other Bat-vehicles (mobile, plane, boat...) so well. Bruce got twitchy about letting Tim see age restricted films whereas with Dick he was like 'A quiet night in Gotham is worse than an NC-17 rating'.

All of the younger kids often get together to rant about Bruce's overprotectiveness and then Dick's like 'Oh yeah, this one time I was swimming with about fourteen sharks and I scraped my leg on a piece of rusty metal sticking up out of the sea floor and started bleeding and Bruce got all 'you have to get out of the water, chum. At least let me put a plaster on before you dive back in'. Like I don't need wrapping in cotton wool, Bruce!'