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There’s a girl sitting in front of me on the train about four or five who has been drawing dead people for the past half an hour and naming every single one gay boy

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Charles the Second

My name is...

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Tagging this with gay fandoms sorry

There's currently a European proposition to ban conversion practice in Europe

If you're European please sigh it

If you're not please reblog

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The JoJo localisation team desperately trying to avoid being copyright striked every 30 seconds

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

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My submission for the poll against the giraffe I actually wanted to win in the first round just perfect

Giraffe Girumble - Round 1 - A

Propaganda below (May contain spoilers!)

Kaku propaganda:

He's a black ops government assassin who can transform into a giraffe or a human-giraffe hybrid that is really angular for some reason. He fights using two swords and wind blades shot from his feet, but giraffes have four feet, so he can shoot wind blades from all four limbs. He can also become a cube. And suck in his neck to fire his head forward like a cannon, his nose like a square-shaped cannonball. Or suck in his neck to make his legs longer, like a pasta machine.

My guy took one of the most esoteric devil fruit power and figured out how to fight effectively with it in a matter of hours. A legend. He can become a giraffe cube.

A professional assassin and government agent, ate the fruit that gave him the ability to turn into a giraffe. Due to Kaku's personal anatomical peculiarity, he turns into a square giraffe (technically, a parallelepiped) a good swordsman who quickly learned to use the giraffe form for his fighting style. However, because he only became a giraffe a few hours ago, he is still not very good at it, which makes him miss funny. in his next appearance, he is a complete professional at transformations. AND AFTER HIS TEAM LOST TO THE MAIN CHARACTER'S TEAM, HE AND HIS PARTNERS WORKED AT A TRAMPOLINE RIDE AND HE RODE CHILDREN ON HIS NECK TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE BOSS'S TREATMENT.

Queer Giraffe propaganda:

They just stand around all day eating and not mating, prime examples of lesbian|gay giraffe solidarity.

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Eeee Love this Merry Christmas! 🌟🎄☃️

"For this my son was dead, and is alive again; he was lost, and is found." Luke 15:24

Though it's not about the birth of Jesus necessarily, The Parable of the Prodigal Son is my favourite passage so I wanted to try to illustrate my favourite moment from it today. Merry Christmas guys! 💛

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Regarding my last post on the subject:

ok at this point I'm mildly curious so i wanna ask

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ROUND 2, MATCH 20

NO MAGIC, POWERS, WEAPONS, OR ADDITIONAL HELP FROM OTHERS

You, the Voter:

“I don't know you, what do you think?”

Miss Piggy:

“She has kicked every ass she's ever fought with a karate chop. She can literally bend steel bars. She would fight and she would WIN.”

“She can kick ass, honestly - and look good while doing it. ”

“She is the queen of everything!!!!”

“She's a girlboss”

“shes the realest person here in my heart. realer than ted cruz”

“She'd rip them to pieces lmao”

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Sad bit in one piece made me cry and that’s all well and good but half way through the Amazon man came with two massive bags of cat litter and kinda spoiled the mood

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Every time someone replays one of my snaps I instantly think I accidentally sent them a picture of a dead body or something

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thought that disk was a pineapple slice

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind original soundtrack (comp. Yugo Kanno) double-LP vinyl release by Milan Records. Preorders open May 25th.

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French, German, Spanish and Latin! (And also technically Welsh but you had to pay for that even though it’s the National language :/)

*for non americans, that’s what you attend between the ages ~11-14 btw

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I’m in my hatred and violence arc (stuck on a maths problem)

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like. i get it i really do, osiris is a difficult man and people don't often like difficult characters. but i am genuinely exhausted by the fact Every Single Time osiris is a relevant character his tag gets Filled with people blowing his bluntness way out of proportion and taking everything he says as a personal offense. i'm genuinely sick of seeing it constantly. it's been like this for four fucking years. do you all ever just get tired of projecting all your disdain on him?

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Upsides are if a confession goes wrong there’s definitely bigger problems to focus on now

idk if crimson days is technically canonically around/on feb 14, but can you imagine. being on a date with your lover and the traveler just fucking leaves. jesus christ.

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Georg - first g like a j and last g like a guh (like Spiders Georg)