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Motherfuck, they so are. Practically a portable pillow - because fuck literature. Naps always prevail. Well fuck, dude. You have to start buying waterproof. Duh. Nobody enjoys a girl with black sob-streaks.

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The books are no better. That would be bullshit. Mascara isn’t easy to put on, you know how many times I stab myself in the eye with that a day? Too many thats how many.

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Oh, no. I adore babies. And dogs.. lotsa' dogs. It's grown-ups I have a strong distaste for. Most of em', anyways. So pretentious. So full of bullshit. This has been a Haiku. ~

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..You've never watched Kim Possible? Fuck the jam sesh, you need immediate education! But.. yes. That sounds lovely, chickadee.

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Im gonna pretend that made complete and total sense. Wanna come over in an hour?

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Y'know. Turmoil, ugly-crying.. punching babies. Etc. ~

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Aw, how very rad..! Well - y'know. Call me, beep me. If ya' wanna reach me. When ya' wanna page me? It's okay.

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delightful! Sounds like a plan! Whenever youd like to acompany me in my home let me know

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Well..! That explains all of your inner-woes. I'm totes' a Martian.

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For most deffo'z, Sir-James. Pah. This is the only time I can honestly say I'd prefer to read about it. The movies fuckin' bored me to tears. And that always sucks a nut. I work so hard on my mascara, it's bullshit.

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Yeah you have a point there, that is most definitely your thing.  Fair enough, they are pretty tedious. I honestly am surprised that I managed to make it that far into the movie and hear the speech without falling asleep. It’s a long ass movie.

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..Oh. O h. Yeah, for sure! I'll bring the cotton swabs, you can mind the tissues. We should totes' scream at maximum volume, y'know. See if your basement lives up to expectations. Hopefully they won't think we're abusing dogs. 'Cause I love dogs.

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In that case, can we have session of random ear bleeding on random occasion at my place? I have a sound proof basement for when i sing and write songs, id like to hear you in person.

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Hah, aw. You're so my mom in a full-skin body suit. Your care? It knows no such bounds.

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Fuck, yeesss. I'll even ignore the fact that your hair isn't red, and kinda' shrug off the fact that you didn't sporadically burst out into song during our convo. Tattoo my tits? Deal. So there. ~

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Only because you asked so nicely. Yes, you may have a shitty scribble on your tah-tahs. Now you’ll just have to get it tattooed on there and you’ll be an official fan-boy.

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I've never been to a farm.

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Well, you had to learn somewhere. But. C'mon - being pegged the 'perverted ones' is totes' more our thing. If we.. have a 'thing'. Hah, A+ for effort. But I'd rather sandpaper my asshole than imagine something so tedious.

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Haha, kindly shutting the beep up then. Oh, we’re the funny ones? I believe that’d be you kind sir. Yeah, that. I’d give you the speech from the Lord of the Rings at Samwise gives but it’s too long so just imagine it.

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..Que?

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W….hat?

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Shadow? Yeah, I've had one of those for years. Especially when the sun shines high in the sky. Super bummy.

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..Well, duh. Y'deserve a cash-reward for enduring random ear bleeding sessions. Provided by; none other than yours truly.

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its unusual to me mister. and im glad, however refund? por que te necisitas?

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According to theory, I blow. But whatevs.

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You fuckin’ suck

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I'm younger than I look, for most definite. My boat is definitely sailing in the direction of a fan-boy, so. May I please request a shitty scribble on my tah tah's?

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Did you? Goodie, it’s always such a pleasure to meet a fan, though I’m used to them being a little bit younger. But hey, whatever floats your boat. I’ll even give you an autograph if you ask nicely.