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Oh, you didn't see that ask? Good. Yes, do you like it?

Yes, because I gotta know the info! Like I said, it's all stuff that's already public. I don't have, like, girls' bra sizes or info on who's hooked up. Like, scrapbooking? No way. Here you go, bloop. That's all I have on you. Or is? You'll never know.... Are you saying there's stuff to find out? Did you steal other pets? Get rid of evidence that could incriminate your dad? Prosecutorial misconduct? What ever that is. You can pay for followers? Okay, but you gotta put 'Stacey' before the three white dudes.

You said that? Whatever, no, I'm not upset. Have you seen yours?

You seriously dig up all the information you can find on us and just store it in a spreadsheet? Why? Also, ever heard of getting a hobby that doesn't involve stalking your peers? Send me that link though, I need to figure out what you found about me so I can get it removed from the internet. Were you paying for fake bot followers? That's so presh, wow. Three white dudes and Stacey could be a better group name than VA. I like it!

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So, you're not upset that I called your profile photo boring?

I have any & all relevant, and publicly accessible, information I could find. Sure, I'll send you a link to it, but don't tell anyone!! I am now. Big time slacking. They lost so many members, it was like the IG bot-purge of 2022 where I lost like 1/3 of my followers. Now, we're just three white dudes and Stacey.

JBI, you and these compliments are adorable. Thank you for that.

So about this spreadsheet of yours — what information about me do you have on it, and can I see it? I didn't know you were doing the glee club thing. That's good. You guys are slacking on members though, right? Hopefully you can recruit some new talent soon. I'll look into it and see if I can still make this clothes shop thing work.

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Lorelai is from an old show. I haven't seen it, but she also used Rory as a nickname.

Okay, but I'm going to continue believing this theory. It's all old tea anyway. So, what's your favorite boba drink?

Yup. I know what I saw. They probably didn't say anything because they're taken and/or they want you to make the first move. Rizz is short for charisma, but like a little more. With sex appeal and BDE. I'm saying no one is coming to the pool-house if I invite them. But you, you've got the accent, a little mystery, and the whole pirate thing. Okay, Rorbert. I see you. Is this how the guys flirt in Ireland?

Nory for Norbert? I could see that. Lorelai? I don’t know about that one.

That’s an interesting theory. Confusing, but interesting. It still doesn’t sound true to me though. Sorry, lad.

Was it really that many people? I only really knew of…one person..? Rizz? What is that? So people would come for the accent and stay for the sex. Is that what you’re saying, lad? And if you wanted to sleep with me, all you had to do was say so, and not hide behind the orgy of it all.

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The ones I send Zendaya are always classy.

I feel like I already knew the answer, but I didn't wanna believe it. So, what are you considered?

I don't know what to tell you, Jacob. And please, thrist tweets are always dirty.

...Yep.

A twink is based on a twinkie. Small, slender and full of cream. You know, just a certain time of cream.

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JBI nodded at the man's words. A barely audible 'uh huh' of confirmation came out in a hushed moan. Right now, that sounded great. Who wouldn't want more sex? He'd never tried going more than two rounds before, and that was when all he needed was the strength of one wrist and a quick refractory period. The virgin was a panting mess as Hunter used his mouth. Raising his hips, JBI let his shorts be removed. Leaving him more naked than Hunter now. His body was lanky and pale. The younger guy threw his head back in pleasure as he felt the other focus on his dick. "Fuck." He whined. Already aware that it wouldn't take too much of this before he was over the edge. Everything the guy was doing was unbelievably hot. "You're... You're really good at that." He gasped out, body temperature quickly increasing. "What can I do?" Realizing he wanted to do something with his free hands, but Hunter's body was too far now.

Such an eager guy, how could Hunter deny him. "We'll be going until you tire me out Jacob. So I'll need you to be a good little energizer bunny and be ready to go all night if I say so." Slowly sliding to his knees he kneels in the soft sand in front of the cabana bed. Slotting himself perfectly between Jacob's legs as his hands slowly run up and down the others thighs. Fingers trailing over smooth skin before sliding up under the board shorts. Looking up through hooded lashes as he leans forward. Mouth slotting over the others bulge as he carefully sucks along the shaft. Leaving a wet spot along the swimtrunks as he moves. Eagerly lapping at Jacob's length without ever looking away from the boy. Hands now reaching up to the other's waistband, fingers hooking into the material. "How about we get these out of the way?" He teases while nuzzling against that bulge. Hands tugging on the others shorts slowly revealing his prize he can't stop himself from letting out a pleased moan as the other's cock springs free and slaps him in the face. With another tug the shorts are removed completely, all the while Hunter's tongue slowly drags along the shaft up towards the tip before his lips wrap around the head. He suckles sweetly while looking up at Jacob.

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{ PRIVATE }

Just got out of class! Heading to my dorm now! Don't have to be in my last class for a couple hours!

{ PRIVATE } Awesome! I'm coming over now! hehehe. And I haven't played video games in a long time. My dad said they were addicting and I have sports rage, and he said that I would probably have gamers rage, too.

JBI shows up at Sam's dorm with 20 cinnamon roll bites. "April Fools!!!!"

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My friend from high school's name was Norbert, and he went by Nory. So it's entirely possible. That or Lorelai.

Okay, but I have a theory. Frannie doesn't know she was part of the square. But Sam had feelings for her and Mercedes. And Cody had feelings for Sam and Mercedes. And Mercedes had feelings for Frannie and Cody. And only Frannie had feelings for Sam. Oh, it's all adding up now.

Oh, yeah definitely! I haven't forgotten all the people you got all flustered during the blackout. We need that kind rizz to bring in more hotties.

Really? That’s a new one. I wonder what it would be short for? Not Rorbert though. Rory is actually an Irish name.

Eh. That pretty much sounds fake with who you just listed. If they’re all denying it, then I think they’re more than likely telling the truth. Are you saying you want to be in an orgy with me?

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Rory sounds like it should be short for something. Is it an Irish name?

The love square was with Frannie, Cody, Mercedes, and Sam. It was in the muckraker. Also, that was an alleged love square. Yeah, so far everyone is denying the orgy and the love square. WHICH IS WHAT I WOULD EXPECT FROM THEATER KIDS. Don't worry, if I start one at the next cast party, I'll let you know!

I can understand that. But noted. Rorbert? What? Nope. Rory is just Rory.

Whoa. That’s a lot of information, lad. Love square? Who are you talking about? I’m still a bit lost. I mean, maybe the orgy did happen. I guess we’ll never know until someone comes forward that was there and says that it happened, yeah?

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Which that? The shower orgy? Also, allegedly. I meant to say 'love square she was allegedly in'. See if we did it privately, you wouldn't have seen it and corrected me.

I can understand that. But noted. Rorbert? What? Nope. Rory is just Rory.

Whoa. That’s a lot of information, lad. Love square? Who are you talking about? I’m still a bit lost. I mean, maybe the orgy did happen. I guess we’ll never know until someone comes forward that was there and says that it happened, yeah?

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No, it's about journalistic integrity.

How old are you? Oh, it's fun. Basically, everything is glow in the dark (because of the black lights), and you have to wear colors that glow under the black lights, or wear face and body paint. Rave music and lots of dancing.

Now you've lost me again. Is this another TikTok reference?

That's really exciting, thank you Jacob. This really reminds me of the differences in our ages! You're a cute, little baby. Blacklight ravel sounds...interesting. Care to elaborate on what that is?

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I said MIST. April Fools!!!!

I'm doing amazing. I went to TGIFridays the other day, and they were playing a song I like. Also, I did miss you, and I'm going to hug your face.

Hi Blaine. I mist u

Hi Jacob! Thank you I think? for your kind message. I'm glad to be back online! How are you doing?

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So… you don’t like me like that!?!? But I gave you everything. I was half a virgin when I met you. Can you read the back of the shirt, then you'll understand.

Uh, both. Both is fine with me. Does watching horror movies with a partner also turn you on?

Well I'll be damned... The shirt is definitely a first, but Jacob you know we aren't dating right? I would never want to lead you on, especially when you were such a good little energizer bunny for me. I don't mind you telling people we hooked up though, and if you do want to have a movie night that could be in the cards. Though be honest... Is this a movie night? Or are you looking to have me bouncing on your cock again while something plays in the background to drown out those sweet little moans?

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Oh, like making it about familial love, and stuff like that? Cool! Mercedes and I are going to do Shallow by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, which is apparently a duet. I just gotta ask her first. Nice, I can’t wait to meet your sister. If she looks like you in a wig, then that means she's gorgeous.

You can rework a romantic song to be not so much so, but we've done a bunch of songs. Mostly taking solo songs and making them into duets. My favorite has been You're My Best Friend by Queen.

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It's better than just Jacob or Jake. That makes me wonder, is Rory short for anything? Like Rorbert, maybe?

Yes, right after the lockdown. It was a big deal. There’s talks of an orgy that supposedly didn’t happened in the pool-house shower during last year’s spring musical cast party. Not to be confused with the love square she was in last month. Love square being a love triangle with four people, and not a sex position, like one might initially think. Anyway, I'm not convinced the orgy didn't happen. Theater kids know how to get down.

Oh. I mean, I guess that makes sense. Do you like being called JBI?

She quit? Wait, orgy? I’m completely lost and completely curious now.

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Ewwww. I don’t think I would even call a p*ssy that so casually. Those celebrity thirst-tweets I’ve seen sound even dirtier, now.

Please don’t tell me twink is suppose to be a joke about the filling.

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It's a boy pussy. Jacob. You know. No doubt it started as some sort dirty talk thing before it turned into some just casual slang.

Like twink.

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Hi, Hunter. Do you remember how we talked about having a movie night the other day? I got a good one for us to watch. Also, I got you a t-shirt. I hope you like it. Also, can I tell people about us?