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I hate matt

Same here, anon!

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HOWDY TO BOTH DAVE AND JACK!!!!!

WHAUTS YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIE(S)????? ',:)

Eh...

You know, movies don't interest me. Maybe Old Sport has a few favorites but...

I'll just say- Pet Sematary

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Other anon, how about poly marriage?? :3 we can share matt! and watch dave suffer!

...

Fuck you guys.

I hate that fucking virgin.

Hearing his name makes me sick... God.

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Other anon what the fuck do you mean?!

I'm dating Matt!

No one actually wants that virgin... Right?

.

.

Right..?

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Matt has child support to pay, he's a deadbeat dad at this point.

Expected.

All virgins are the same, you can't really expect anything from that nitwit.

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Dear DAVID, How do ya feel about Matt of all people being in a happy marriage before you? :3

. . . Goodness sakes...

You guys really have no mercy on me, huh?

Well- Quite frankly, I don't give a shit! That virgin can rot for all I care.

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can i kiss henry

- moony anon

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throws a singular orange peel at jack and runs

...

.....

.....

.....thanks?

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yaoi

...

What the fuck is this?? Old sport, please explain what yaoi is to me. I'm happy to know!

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Who can throw it back better, you or Dave?

Me.

OBVIOUSLY.

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IM ENGAGED TO THE VIRGIN. MUAHAHAHAH

G-GEEZ LOIS. THAT FAST?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

WHAT ARE YOU.. SOME KIND OF.. FREAK?!

I SWEAR TO FUCKIN'.

Okay. Ya know what! Okay! Love the virgin all ya want! Try to unvirgin him. YOU WILL FAIL.

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i just started dating the virgin coworker. i win.

...

What.

WHAT

WHATT??

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!

I THOUGHT THAT'S..

OH MY GOD, GET OUT.

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matt is availible??????!?!?!?!??! TIME TO PURSUE THE VIRGIN!! YAAY!!!

Mhm.. Mhmm... Yeah yeah okay..

Mhm.. Hmm.. Yeah.. Just don't do whatever you think you're gonna do..

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..wheres matthew. matt virgin. mr smiley. virginia. weezer enjoyer. him. where is he.

OHHHH THAT VIRGIN?

*scoffs* he's in the prize corner.

You can go meet him. I'm sure he'd love some company.

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Why hello there, shitheads!

...And I promise the 'shitheads' wasn't aimed at him at all...

It's me, the 'immortal', Dave Miller!

...I guess I kind of fuck around in this place, you know?...

But anyways, I'm now here because this stupid bitch told me to get on this weird fucking app, what's with this so called 'fanart'???

And for anyone wondering! I'm doing just fine. See ya fuckheads around.

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how is dave doing.... and whens the wedding?

....

What the shit are you even on about? He's fine. And we aren't getting married. I hate that fuckin' freak.

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The color yellow.

Jack. You freak. I know what you are...*writes entire mpreg fic*

I know its canon. You cannot run

what.

stop that.

STOP THAT NOW. STOP IT. I'M NOT MPREG. STOP.