#dsaf4jack

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can i kiss henry

- moony anon

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How's Dave been doing? Like since his name's in the restaurant, I might as well ask how he's doing!

he's doing just

fine.

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HOWDY TO BOTH DAVE AND JACK!!!!!

WHAUTS YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIE(S)????? ',:)

Eh...

You know, movies don't interest me. Maybe Old Sport has a few favorites but...

I'll just say- Pet Sematary

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Dear DAVID, How do ya feel about Matt of all people being in a happy marriage before you? :3

. . . Goodness sakes...

You guys really have no mercy on me, huh?

Well- Quite frankly, I don't give a shit! That virgin can rot for all I care.

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throws a singular orange peel at jack and runs

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.....thanks?

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yaoi

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What the fuck is this?? Old sport, please explain what yaoi is to me. I'm happy to know!

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how is dave doing.... and whens the wedding?

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What the shit are you even on about? He's fine. And we aren't getting married. I hate that fuckin' freak.

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*A odd cat creature appears in a nearby monitor*

Oooo~

what do we have here~

- @chaos-in-digital-cat-form -

Oh... .. ew...

Gross..

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"uh, is there suppose to be a giant robot fox dancing in the restaurant?"

gODDAMNIT. THAT FUCKING FREAK AGAIN.

It's fine. I'll get Dave to shoo that damn thing out again.

Sorry about that.

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Can I use the shingles on the roof to wipe my ass? Pretty please? Nya~

what.

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I hate matt

Same here, anon!

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Other anon, how about poly marriage?? :3 we can share matt! and watch dave suffer!

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Fuck you guys.

I hate that fucking virgin.

Hearing his name makes me sick... God.

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Other anon what the fuck do you mean?!

I'm dating Matt!

No one actually wants that virgin... Right?

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Right..?

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Matt has child support to pay, he's a deadbeat dad at this point.

Expected.

All virgins are the same, you can't really expect anything from that nitwit.

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Hiya!! What's it like running a pizza parlor?

ABSOLUTELY

AMAZING!

Working this place is like a

nightmare

DREAM COME TRUE!

Though.. Dave doesn't seem to agree.

bloody bastard.