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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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Was looking up some show when I was ambushed by this nefarious vizier who inhabits the safari search engine

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my favorite thing about the west coast is that they make you smoke weed out of a shell from a large carnivorous sea snail. like the kind a mermaid would use

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arf arf arf arf arf arf (sees that nobody is looking at me or gives a fuck) whatever

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daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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American dipper (Cinclus mexicanus)

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"what groceries u been into recently" is actually a great question, there's a bunch of good conversations inside it

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You know it’s summer when all the gay furries on my dash are drawing their sonas with popsicles sitting in front of fans

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I can tell if a bug has a troubled past

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MATING CALL

Sculpture by Edmund Haakonson