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Drew Daniel of Matmos made an audio college of crowd-sourced sounds of people’s quarantines around the world. I was really captivated by this. The way something as calming as a cat purr becomes a panic-inducing monster rumble really nails the emotional extremes of self-isolation. Dropping this here on my dusty old tumblr so I can find it easily when I want to revisit.

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TV ain’t what it used to be.

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Don’t huff paint. 

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"Ants in her pants." #Dead

MEMORIES OF BRITNEY!

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Listen bravotv,

I've seen you tease the big Aviva Leg Moment for weeks now. Please stop hyping it up when we all know that ish isn't going to happen until episode 20 of this season anyway.

Love,

Jim

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!!!!!!

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Swoon!

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Surprise! My fall mix is a 2-disc affair. Eat your heart out, Timberlake.

Here's how part 2 kicks off:

  Download the while damn thing here!

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The latest video to come out of my edit room. (My old cat Moo Shu makes a cameo.)

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new mix! great with headphones! download here!

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Here's a little taste of some of the stuff me and my team are cooking up this season...

THE STYLE FACTOR! This is the first in a four-part series on what hopefuls wore to their X Factor auditions.

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The edit rocks extra hard today. #thejulieruin #nprstream #GoGoGo

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New TV obsession: THE JAZZY VEGETARIAN.

Imagine if David Lynch and Tim & Eric teamed up for an all-vegan cooking show with a lounge lizard jazz singer who lets her freak flag fly at the strangest times.

I made two supercuts of recent episodes that highlight the glorious insanity.

Above, watch Laura 'do the funky cabbage' (amongst other things) and below, she attacks desserts AND Michael Feinstein.

Hope you like sexy songs about tofu and clumpy, brown food!

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Well folks, we tried taping a SMASHed finale with two of our best buds on the planet.

But alas, it wasn't in the cards for a variety of reasons - technical problems, pure exhaustion, a broken corkscrew which limited our wine intake.

Also, WHO PUTS THE FINALE OF A TV SHOW THE SUNDAY NIGHT OF A HOLIDAY WEEKEND? I'm in the country yall. #NoCable #BarelyInternet

The morning after, these two photos (taken and tweeted by @jambajess) are all that remain from our drunken viewing laughfest...

Kenny told stories about his Tony nomination. Brendan fashioned a massive juice box of wine out of bendy straws and ingenuity. Their dog Mabel sighed and rolled her eyes A LOT. (Especially at Debra Messing.)

I'm sorry you all couldn't have been here.

RIP Smash.

[Raises wine glass to Kyle's memory.]

Thanks for watching all these months! It's been real! (Real sloppy!)

xoxoxxoxoxo

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If I won the PowerBall jackpot

I think we would buy a giant warehouse & make it a pinball hall of fame  / concert venue / record store. We'd hire a really awesome competent staff and pay them insanely well so that we wouldn't have to work the crazy hours but we'd be able to pop in and play any pinball game or see any band's show whenever we wanted.

What would you do?

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Being a big time fancy pants executive producer on some of Bravo's biggest hit shows didn't stop Matt Anderson from appearing on the SMASHed couch. And he made it just in time for a Broadway sex tape AND a 400 year old chorus girl.

(But seriously. Having Matt on the show was such a treat for me. The next logical step is getting Spielberg to drunkenly recap The Real Housewives of New Jersey.)

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My latest "Idol in a Minute" will cheer you up after sobbing through some gnarly hometown visits. Also, OMG LOOK MOM I'M ON "JEOPARDY!"