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like every day i find myself thinking "i wish obama was still the president"

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The idea that young women are like, deciding to become stay at home girlfriends or tradwives en masse is such a dumb moral panic. Stop watching tiktok ragebait and you’ll realize that actually girls are going to college to get more knowledge

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when you think about it the bobby kennedy assassination was kind of like the red wedding of the real life 1960s

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part of me agrees with the sentiment that americans freaking out about WWIII are being whiny solipsistic westerners making everything about themselves but on the other hand that's what i thought in the first months of 2020 when americans were freaking out about covid when the only recorded cases were still in china so now i feel like i have no grounds on which to criticize

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whenever i see people on here refer to palestinian and now iranian civilians who have been killed by the israeli military as being "martyred" my secular ass is like uhhhh can we just use the word "killed"

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love when people are like “bring a suit! you’re welcome to swim!” and i’m like okay i will but only if yall get cool with a bunch of stuff really quickly (visible thigh bush)

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this argument against sex segregation in sports ("why are YOU assuming that women can't compete with men?") is so stupid. as if sports performance isn't the most minutely quantified shit on earth so it's actually just a huge mystery and we're all just making guesses about male vs. female physical abilities

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Obaluaê, Os Tincoãs.

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You are stuck on a desert island. There is ample food and you quickly build a cozy camp with your supplies, which includes a solar-powered radio with good battery life.

Luckily for you, there is a radio station on the island, which is run by a parrot. The parrot is a surprisingly good DJ but has a slightly limited catalog: popular music (in your genre(s) of choice) from a single full decade.

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i had a dream last night that the rapture happened and yes i was not taken 😞

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Population per capita in each U.S.A. state.

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