jeckafromco09

[jeckafromco09]

Tattoos can be hot depending on the type I guess. Like, if it's a 46-year-old white man with a bald eagle in the colors of the American flag, it just ruins the vibe. If they are going to have something stuck on them permanently, then they should at least make it a little interesting and so people would WANT to be within 30 feet of them.

oh, definitely. tattoos on men have a very limited range of what's hot, but they can be useful in other ways. If you see a man with any kind of american pride shit on him, it's like he's giving you a free warning of being the kind of guy who'll stare at your tits all day and dream about leaving his wife and kids. Honestly, anything remotely related to things men like in general are big fat red flags. No, a good tat is the sophisticated shit, ya know? and not something that's trying too hard to look sophisticated, like some basic-bitch shakespeare or whatever or something vaguely smart they googled to impress girls like me at parties. the hottest kind of tats are definitely the ones that are actually beautiful or personal, you know? like, it's not something you did to look better for someone else or because you just love a movie so much, but something that has meaning to you. That's someone who has the highest chance of having a shred of something resembling a personality.

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Ngl you would make an amazing therapist, think about, if you're one of the few people to ever get this close to someone as fucked up as Nicole, you're basically more of an expert than most psychologists/psychiatrists/psychotherapists/counselors and more like I bet if you were hired to work at a scared straight program after college all those kids would be become functioning members of society after you've gotten through to them

the fuck? scared straight- do you think i'm fucking catholic? I know that priests take one look at me and decide that those ten commandments are really more the ten suggestions but believe it or not, I don't like torturing gay people for no reason. also, why the fuck would I want to be a psychologist and listen to people bitch about their problems all day, i already do that for free

[jeckafromco09]

So what DO you think about Nicole anyway? Y'know, other than the whole "pops pills to prevent herself from offing herself on the spot because she's obviously super depressed, closeted, and abused by her mom" part?

Wow. Lean any harder on that armchair psych and maybe you'll trip and fall into being the next whiny loser who gets a whole-ass PHD about people's feelings. Anyway, Nicole is a bitch, but she's the only bitch I trust. she drives me fucking crazy sometimes, she's a vindictive, spiteful hoe, and she dresses like a poor version of Cristina Perri. But she's had my back when no one else did, so until the day comes she either winds up in jail or the psych ward, Nicole's my best friend. also, the fuck do you mean "abused by her mom?" I've seen her naked and she definitely doesn't have bruises or burns or shit like that, so what the fuck are you talking about? if you've got some goss, say it or shut up.

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What’s your opinion on trans people?

On like, transformers fans? Those movies about the cars that are actually big mechs and stuff? Cause I'll be honest, I thought the Michael Bay films were kinda meh? Like, I know all of the men busted in the theater when the big robot hit the other big robot but once you realize you're watching a billion-dollar budget adaptation of a kid playing with his action figures, it kind of loses it's charm, you know? And the people who insist that the cartoons are way better are just your average pencil-pushing nerd, so... not really something I spend a whole lot of time with.

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So to clarify your type is basically just Nicole, huh?

Uh, no? Nicole doesn't have tats, and she's definitely not Ryan Sheckler, much to my disappointment. Do you people know how to read? This is like the fucking Dr. Seuss shit with Kylar all over again. I'm not gay and neither is she, so quit trying to read into our friendship like a pedophile trying to find a loophole in legal age laws.

[jeckafromco09]

hey Jecka ur pretty cool ngl

uh huh. Look, honey, I'm gonna save us both some time and you some eventually heartbreak. Neither I nor any other girl remotely close to my level is going to engage with someone who's not even brave enough to turn off the anonymous feature and texts with as little commitment as possible to anything they say. Using "ur" is basically broadcasting to everyone that you're either so depressed you can't muster the energy to type properly or you're so poor that you're conserving as many letters as possible, and both make you look pretty unappealing. Develop a real personality, text me like you mean it, and if you're a hot enough girl or Ryan Sheckler, I might consider giving you a shot at being acquaintances, even friends if you're cool enough. I like brunettes, so try dying your hair if you're not. Tats help as well. Oooh, a rap sheet would be badass, try like, robbing a place. Love a bad boy. Anyway till then, don't talk to me.

[jeckafromco09]

I don't sell the percs, Nicole! I sell the shit that I don't enjoy or the stuff that's not particularly strong from my parent's medicine cabinet. Sometimes it adds up to enough to get some percs, sometimes it doesn't, because supply and demand fluctuates. we learned that in AP Econ, which I have an A- in, bitch. and you of all people should know that moms don't give shit to you besides a general sense disappointment punctuated by verbal abuse. before you say "ask your dad", he literally is never home, and texting him for money is about the fastest way I can get myself a staged intervention about what i need money for, and the last time that happened I had to fake being obsessed with Owl City, it was awful. "oh yeah, i just love his music so much, the way he sounds like he's trying to deepthroat his electronic keyboard while singing about a cool plant he saw speaks to me" UGH. I'm getting ulcers just thinking about it.

What's the easiest way to make money at school?

easiest? literally bring any pills you can. cough medicine, allergy relief, pain meds, ect. if you're really desperate, cans of paint thinner you can lie and say are for an art project, although you'll need to be sure you're clear and collect before they open the stuff. having to deal with a faculty filled with every shape and size of sex offenders is so much easier when you chill out with some xans.

[jeckafromco09]

jesus christ you need therapy and I need more fucking xanax

Do you have a favourite song by MSI?

Uh, duh, but like hell i'll tell any of you. i let it slip what my favorite song is, and i'll start getting a bunch of mediocre boys with acne the size of marbles coming up to me with their disgusting headphones and telling me they're listening to my "favorite song!" Ew, no thanks. I already have to deal with Jeffry telling me i look just like his favorite bimbo every other day of the week and Kyle hoping I've forgotten about his somnophilia fetish. if i have to interact with one more boy trying to get my attention i might finally snap and try out Nicoleism.

[jeckafromco09]

Do you have a favourite song by MSI?

Uh, duh, but like hell i'll tell any of you. i let it slip what my favorite song is, and i'll start getting a bunch of mediocre boys with acne the size of marbles coming up to me with their disgusting headphones and telling me they're listening to my "favorite song!" Ew, no thanks. I already have to deal with Jeffry telling me i look just like his favorite bimbo every other day of the week and Kyle hoping I've forgotten about his somnophilia fetish. if i have to interact with one more boy trying to get my attention i might finally snap and try out Nicoleism.

[jeckafromco09]

What do you think about emos and scene people?

I think about emos and scene people the same way i think about everyone else- they're just a genre of consumers that thinks buying only specific products makes them different or special somehow. I mean, people will describe their fashion sense as if they're a white guy in his forties talking about his off-brand version of Christianity with whatever bullshit from Lord of the Rings he's misremembering is from Ghandi or whatever. it's nothing new and it's definitely not anything meaningful. it's fucking clothes. People think that they're making a choice and standing out from the rest by making that choice, but they're still stuck in the same capitalism machine that we are. They're just switching their preferred brands.

[jeckafromco09]

What's the easiest way to make money at school?

easiest? literally bring any pills you can. cough medicine, allergy relief, pain meds, ect. if you're really desperate, cans of paint thinner you can lie and say are for an art project, although you'll need to be sure you're clear and collect before they open the stuff. having to deal with a faculty filled with every shape and size of sex offenders is so much easier when you chill out with some xans.

[jeckafromco09]

wow, so just because i don't wanna make out with a bitch who has dollar-store lipstick and as much self-esteem as a broke whore, suddenly im homphobic? last time i checked i got way more kisses then you did last june, boo <3 also jesus christ ari, if you say that shit out loud jeffery will start stalking you and he's already one bad day away from going school shooter. being a girl and choosing to be into that weeb shit is like signing up for being hunted down by whiny virgins or men in their 40's who think that children are especially attractive when they moan in japanese

Basically what I expected.

So now Jecka and Nicole can shit on me using the Internet. Go friggin' figure.

Those bitches basically just act like caricatures, and as soon as they graduate college they'll either need to get real personalities or be completely hopeless.

You know what? I'm better than this! I'm better than them! I'm better than those two shallow jerks and their no-homo bullcrap. I am a mature, intelligent, talented artist with a bright future ahead of me!

Once I become a mangaka in Japan and make tons of money doing what I love, they'll envy me. They'll see! They'll all see!

[jeckafromco09]

Yeah, we all know you don't care about ruining your brain, that's pretty obvious. And I don't have pc games ari, that's the whole point. I spend my time doing fun things, like percs and listening to MSI. I'd clap back at you for the regina george comment but to be honest i can't think of anything worse then willingly comparing yourself to Ellen- that, and let's be honest, i am the hottest bitch at our school and I didn't even have to write a book for everyone to admit it.

Hey, can I come over to your house to play The Sims?

Apparently Sims 3 is gonna come out soon, I really need to practice. My parents said I can't play games after I got punched in the face, which is super lame. Just because I had a weird moment, apparently I'm "grounded" and "am never to engage in physical violence with friends again" and "banned from watching Chicago", which is a really good movie.

This shit sucks, so please? I'll do whatever you want, as long as part of it involves playing The Sims 2: University.

If you let me make Buffy Summers in the Sims I'll draw something for you, for free.

Also, there's like a 30% chance you'll laugh at my broken nose splint thing, so I hope that helps to get me in the door???? - From Ari

uh, Ari, i don't know how to tell you this, but when you become a proper ten, you don't do stuff like play video games. those things just erode your brain and you need that shit for real life so when you're out partying with the girls you can tell if someone just tried to roofie you also it's a lot higher then thirty percent, sweetie. on the plus side, if it heals wrong you might finally get some points in the butch category, lesbians love that shit.

[jeckafromco09]

Ok, so, like, hypothetically, if somebody wants to go to one of those pride events to kiss girls, how do you do that? Like, do you need to sign up or do you just show up dressed like a ho and the girls come to you or something? Purely hypothetically, obviously.

uh, no, of course not? if you dress like a slut then you're gonna get all of the men pretending they're bi so they can make out with hot girls, or the pent-up rageroids who are mad about homosexuality but think they can fix you if they assault you good enough when you're walking back to your car. No, you gotta work the look. Put some effort in for once in your life, try going bulimic for a little bit to slim down. Get some henna art of the flag on your cheek, that goes a long way. I guess that's like the sign up sheet or whatever? Either way, just look at yourself and decide if you're pretty enough to go femme or if you're going to go butch in the hopes that most of the girls there are subby enough to be willing to kiss someone wearing a jean jacket Oh and when your parents ask about the hickies the next day, make sure you have either a spider problem or loop up some kind of easy to fake skin condition. don't worry, most adults over the age of thirty-five haven't had good sex in years so they don't really remember how you get them.

[jeckafromco09]

Hey, can I come over to your house to play The Sims?

Apparently Sims 3 is gonna come out soon, I really need to practice. My parents said I can't play games after I got punched in the face, which is super lame. Just because I had a weird moment, apparently I'm "grounded" and "am never to engage in physical violence with friends again" and "banned from watching Chicago", which is a really good movie.

This shit sucks, so please? I'll do whatever you want, as long as part of it involves playing The Sims 2: University.

If you let me make Buffy Summers in the Sims I'll draw something for you, for free.

Also, there's like a 30% chance you'll laugh at my broken nose splint thing, so I hope that helps to get me in the door???? - From Ari

uh, Ari, i don't know how to tell you this, but when you become a proper ten, you don't do stuff like play video games. those things just erode your brain and you need that shit for real life so when you're out partying with the girls you can tell if someone just tried to roofie you also it's a lot higher then thirty percent, sweetie. on the plus side, if it heals wrong you might finally get some points in the butch category, lesbians love that shit.

[jeckafromco09]

bitch i can't come crying to you about anything, you'd mock me for showing weakness

ask me things i guess

so like, i wasn't going to make one of these but apparently it's like, getting big around school or whatever and nicole said that when people aren't asking her if she's a lesbian it's fun to be able to actually tell people what you think with zero consequences, and im out of percs so i'm trying this. if you're a man who isn't Ryan Sheckler don't talk to me xoxoxo <3

[jeckafromco09]

ask me things i guess

so like, i wasn't going to make one of these but apparently it's like, getting big around school or whatever and nicole said that when people aren't asking her if she's a lesbian it's fun to be able to actually tell people what you think with zero consequences, and im out of percs so i'm trying this. if you're a man who isn't Ryan Sheckler don't talk to me xoxoxo <3