jeffgodofbiscuits

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your anxieties are not the truth, and they’re not your inevitable reality

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you don’t have to wait until you hit rock bottom to start over or decide it’s time to improve

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"Punishment works!!!" We're drowning in three to four generations of people so pants-shittingly terrified of ever being wrong that half of everyone has constructed a worldview wherein they never even consider the possibility that they could be wrong and the other half behaves like one wrong move will make anything or anyone explode violently into a million irreperable pieces. I don't think it works guys

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hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza

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Hope can be contagious. Let hope spread.

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Crazyheadcomics on Instagram

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Show up.

Show up even when you are afraid you won't be able to show up cleanly, or correctly, or cleverly enough.

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whoever made the facebook shrimp emoji put their whole pussy into it and I salute them

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How to respond when someone tries to drag you into shipping or kink discourse when you don't want to

Copy and paste the following:

I understand. You found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn’t need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: “Don Corleone, do you support this ship/kink?” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to get involved in your discourse.

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I can't identify the emotion this woman's commentary is making me feel

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What Would A Mediocre White Man Do? (new mantra to live by!)

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If this isn’t me

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New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.

Okay now what do I name her

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#me every single day

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