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23 Layer Chocolate Cake (via Instagram)

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First my sister, now relentless Tumblr ads. Stop telling me to find Jesus! Im Jewish! I don't care that you lost him again, that's your problem!

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the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

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the conceptual appeal of the tower to me is that it's a way of burying yourself alive by going upwards

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what must it have been like to have been alive during an era where the cultural zeitgeist was that the future was looking bright

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Your dislike or phobia for certain animals never outweights the animal's right to exist and live, i keep running into this behavior and i don't know why some folks never got to learn that. Who do you think you are

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One of two new series I’m introducing for my Instagram account SaritaZoo: Animal Fictions vs Animal Facts.

These will be short infographs intended to clear up some common misunderstandings about certain animals!

Follow SaritaZoo on Instagram for the next posts in the series, covering Electric Eels, Blobfish, Daddy Longlegs, and more!

Btw: I originally meant for this to be just one slide, but then while fact-checking I found out about that dang salamander and I absolutely had to include it. That thing blew my mind. The article I referenced is literally titled “Salamander with a ballistic tongue.”

Diagram from said article below the cut:

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James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family, has just died and I am seeing a woeful lack of crab raves on my dash.

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thanks tumblr for taking down my piece about censorship! heres a more censored version. i think its an improvement, really

(hey. you can still see it uncensored on bluesky.)

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i actually think its incredibly funny that people can just log on to the internet and get in a fight with a guy in another country. what a privileged time we live in. you used to have to go to war to do that

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When I'm in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.

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I was called a clanker at work yesterday.

Is. Is this what transhumanism is.

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More people should like - do things they want to their body? Transition, split your tongue, get a tattoo. "Oh I've wanted xyz for years -" why wait lol. Why are you telling me this. Your expression of a desire is signalling that you see yourself as the kind of person who WOULD do this, but you haven't done it, so are you really that kind of person? No - but you can be! You just have to act!

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Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay

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When the aliens come, do you think you'll be particularly credulous to whatever crazy metaphysical worldviews they will introduce to the discourse, or do you think your skepticism will hold?

If pleebnar has an answer to the epicurean paradox I'm all ears.