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hi!! i love your art and was just wondering if you have any resources for where to find nsfw pose references? :) your anatomy is so excellent

hiii tysm!!! i'd love to help out w this bc when i started out i was struggling massively on where to find refs ...

(uh oh i am adding this bit after i've written this whole thing.. this got really ramble-y im really sorry about that.. i guess im apparently very passionate about my porn refs)

my go-to source was gaysexpositions.guide for a longgg time, unfortunately they just paywalled most of the images/gifs so theres less options to choose from, but they have examples of pretty much every position you could think of + other nsfw acts like snowballing !

i really liked the website above bc you only see things pretty close to what youre looking for and dont have to scroll through random ass porn for half an hour just to find a couple positions that are sorta what you want, which is what i usually end up doing on twitter and reddit ☹️

reddit is alright for finding subreddits / refs for more specific plans, meanwhile i mostly use twitter when i just want to find any good ideas. both can be really cringy to comb through but the angles and poses can be a LOT more varied than on the first website !!

for mlm subreddits i'd recommend r/gaygifs + r/menkissing. i genuinely have no recommendations for twitter. just find any gay porn account that retweets like 50 videos a day. search chudai and pick one. theyre all the same. except @/dumbsterfire1 which is a pretty cool vintage page i found but you have to be ready for a LOT of scrolling and @/gaygifsex

i hope this helped???? anyone at all???? thank you for the ask!!

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taking inspiration from the lovely san @autumn816 because there are never enough polls and buttons to press

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nasty

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For the Stockholm and Göteborg gig goers, I have stuff to hand out if you guys want !!

A lot of stuff in fact lmao 120 bracelets, 200 stickers for Stockholm and Göteborg, 50 Hilda x Jere prints of each design I made and a FUCKTON of Bojere stickers

The Bojere stickers pack contain art from the following artists : @immortalking @tuherrus @jermeows @laeheaps @littelestvic @liina-puff and I !

I hope to see you guys there 💚💛

And for the curious as to why so many Bojere stickers :

the tldr is that I'm a dumbass lmao. The full story is that to celebrate the @bojere-fanbook project being completed last year, @immortalking and I set on making a physical version for the contributors, to thank them for participating and so we could all have a memento from this project ! And we did ! Moko doing a wonderful job (down to making sure the spine would be right to the millimeter!!!) and I found a printer yada yada.. But we wanted to give people a little extra tokens - prints, stickers.. And this is where I fucked up.

I thought I ordered 60 stickers but instead ordered 60 sheets of stickers. And ended up with over 1500 Bojere stickers.

Everyone has been really kind and as helpful as they could be - from the contributors letting me stuff their envelopes with Bojere stickers, to the artists allowing me to possibly sell the extra - but if I can give some of them to people in gig queues, that would be nice too ! :D

It's also why I will give away packs of them. I have so many, they've been sitting in my room for months they need a home. Please give the Bojere stickers a new home.

However, I'm not about to jumpscare people with rpf, so if you want them, you will need to ask ! I would offer a password but I have zero ideas lmao

So how about "hey is that you with the bojere sticker packs" ? That could be a password. Kind of. Hm.

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hiya jermeows, you know who it is,,,

I'm going crazy writing a teen&girl!maxiel fic (am I cooked? yes.) and I literally went batshit insane when I found your girl maxiel sketch??????? so yeah. I had to write about how crazy I am for you and your art and I so hope to hear from you (whether it's by answering this ask or getting to see a new artwork of yours (scrumptious, I might add)) soon!!

lots and lots of love to my fav artist on any platform (ps: I've said it already and I'll say it again, I am obsessed with your art. you're so talented. please don't go bald); love ya <3

HI DIVAAAA oh my days lesbian maxiel... the most beautiful thing in the universe this is great news.....

im kinda really going through a rough patch with drawing where nothing feels like its working and im just banging my head against the wall but this made me feel better [:

love love love u romanscool!!!!! gl with the girlies!!!!

ps i am already kinda bald imsosorry

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dearest good mono!!!!! help ! i'm sick with the bad irl mono(!) 😫💀🌧️🦠

(((anyways how are you! hope you're doing well out there? :3 ✨⭐️ wishing plenty of positivity and well-wishes and happiness to you! bestest wishes from chedzie☮️✌️)))

(((((( but yeah at least now when i'm sick i think of your username and it makes me feel a little less crappy and also picture jerma going //aaa eee ooo// lol -- thank you(?) i guess for this? 😂💐 )))))

CHEDZIE!!! HIIIII HI SO GOOD TO HEAR FROM U!!!!!!!! im so sorry the evil mono is giving u a rough time i do not claim that and hope u get better quickly <<//33

im doing alright overall!!! being hyperfixated on bojere was much less stressful than sports but i am Managing ... also just applied to unis a couple weeks ago, actually put bioanalytics as my no 1 choice so fingers crossed i get in ^___^

that jerma clip is incredibly dear to me.. actually the first clip of him i ever saw.. im glad he is bringing u joy ! ! i hope u are doing wonderfully ignoring the mono <33

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all my blood for the sweetest of more maxiel (said a wise singer once) (please)

i hear your call and i promise i Will get to cooking stuff abt different ships sometime On My Life

meanwhile i can share this old maxiel sketch as a gift

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get a load of these two

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yjaayyyyy

thank you @lil-shiro for this fun lil chalkboard edit. reblog and add yours below.

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do you have any carcar fics that you particularly like? 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

anon im so sorry im a fake ass bitch i dont really even ship carcar that much..... so im unfortunately not familiar with the literature.... 💔💔💔💔

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tagged by @hellohallowedhalo !!! thanku for tagging me, this is so fun < 3

not tagging anyone in particular, if you see this and want to do this consider this a tag <33

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Hey I love ur stories so I was wondering if u could give me recommendations for the best AO3 MAXIEL stories you've read if u don't mind, thnx 💜💜

hi anon! thank you so much for this ask!! I always love recommending maxiel stories,,,

i have way too much, but I've tried to skim through them and pull out the ones I could read over and over again without ever being bored of it. so anyways, here you go, my fav 13 maxiel fics in no particular order:

I know your name (but not who you are) by @prongsofficial (rated G)

“Hi, Daniel,” the man at his door says, tentative with a sideways smile. There��s sweat on his hairline and two cage-like boxes in his hands. He hears a meowing come out of them when he shifts to set them down. “Max,” Daniel breathes out, floored and caught in the way Max rubs at his own arm awkwardly. Max just smiles. -- Based on the Stick Season (Forever) album by Noah Kahan

a hauntingly beautiful nine-chapter non-linear fic about what could've happened if Daniel had to retire after his hand injury in Zandvoort 2023. Gorgeous. Just the right amount of angst, fluff and crushing dialogues.

dead heat by @powerful-owl (rated E)

"Oh my god. Okay, you’re an alpha. Yeah, Max? You’re an alpha?” Max looks up, tongue lapping at the webbing between Daniel’s fingers. He waits for his thoughts to print into words: paper roll unfurling, sticky nozzles stamping please, need, yours. He just nods. “You’re an alpha.” Daniel laughs, reedy and weird. “Max, what the fuck. Why are you on your knees?”

I'm not usually into a/b/o fics but this one. this hit and still hits me everyday. I have read it almost three times now (keep in mind this is a 35-chapters/200k words fic) and I can't believe how well written it is. the smut is beautiful, angsty and punch-to-the-gut. worth every seconds spent reading it. I also really liked the fact that this is not your traditional a/b/o dynamics, with the little weak omega getting roughly fucked by perma-rut alpha. nope. it's so much more.

breaking every rule for you by @magicalrocketships (rated E)

Daniel's always been competitive. He's never backed down from a challenge, even if it's one he doesn't understand the rules of and doesn't remember signing up for. But he knows this: if Max sends him a dick pic, then Daniel sends one back. Or, it’s Daniel's first year at Renault, and Max hasn't spoken to him in months.

soul-cushing, kink-finding, whatever the fuck even fic. no words to describe this one I think. it's messed my brain up. anyway. 200k words of max and Daniel being idiots, max with a girlfriend he doesn't love and Daniel not accepting he's in love with max. all that while sending dick pics everyday. hot. beautiful. made me cry and bite into my own arm because of how I wish I could just grip both their heads and smash them like barbies so they can kiss.

that's where I am by @flawlessassholes (rated E)

“Her name is Emily,” Daniel says softly. Max’s eyes snap down to the baby, still sleeping on Daniel’s chest. It’s—she’s snoring a little. In that snuffly way that babies snore. “Short for Emilian.” His eyes snap back to Daniel’s face, so serious, and Max knows it’s a joke, of course, but he still opens his mouth to say— Then Daniel’s face breaks into that wide grin, the real one, the one Max hasn’t seen since. Well. In a while. It feels at once so familiar, and also like seeing something rise from the dead.

There’s a month between Melbourne and Baku. A month to convince Daniel to return to racing. A month to learn and relearn how to love. A month for everything to feel right amidst a season that has felt nothing but wrong. A month to create a family, and a month to maybe lose it all.

daniel has a baby and max learns how to deal with that. all that while Emily (dan's kid) is the cutest baby ever. made my heart ache in the best way, had me having a baby-fever for 8 chapters. the smut is gorgeous, the story had me weeping and I could not believe how someone could even come up with such a well-rounded idea. gorgeous.

haven't you heard what becomes of curious minds? by vivienne_xoxo (rated E)

Daniel is on the verge of quite possibly nothing in his last year of high school. Max is on the verge of everything in his sophomore year. The one thing that connects them is soccer, squash, and track and field. Being at different schools, they only see each other once per season for games. However, they find themselves meeting in the spaces between, unknowing of what it all really meant. As Daniel nears graduation with a GPA of a whopping 2.0, a sexuality crisis, and a blonde twisted in his bedsheets and his brain, the one thing he really knows is that he's so, so fucked. OR: A sports rivals with benefits, strangers to lovers Maxiel fic that no one really wanted. Literally just the school I go to right now but with changed names.

everything a teen!maxiel fic could ever want to be. teens in love, max and Daniel going through everything that comes with that. sexuality crises all over the place, hormones, too. love it. this is the fic that made me want to start my own teen!maxiel. it's funny, angsty, has way too many crack-worthy dialogue. I love it.

a sure thing by @thewindowatkirkland (rated E)

Afterwards, once they’ve headed back inside on unsteady legs and showered in Max’s insane ensuite, Daniel pulls on his clothes and watches Max do the same. He’s always quieter after sex, once the adrenaline and dopamine have receded some. Daniel gets it, the whole hooker thing is more awkward for most people once the fucking is actually over. “How much do you charge for a full night?” Max asks, after he transfers the fee for today, the little notification pinging on Daniel’s phone. M. E. Verstappen has sent you a payment. Daniel doesn't bother to check the amount, Max will have rounded it up to the nearest thousand anyway, just like he always does. OR: daniel is an escort, max is a five time world champion, and also one of his regular clients. (aka, the hooker!dan au)

gorgeous. no words. 30k of hooker!Daniel that had me going a little crazy. so many good smut scenes, so many insane dialogues, so many insane angsty moments that aren't angst but feel like it... love love love it. I've read it a couple times already and it always has me on the floor. beautiful and breathtakingly so.

growing sideways by @thewindowatkirkland (rated E)

“We’re in Monaco,” Max says, “and you haven’t lived in either of those places for a very long time, Daniel. Since 2013.” It must be fucking amnesia, Daniel reasons, because when he went to bed last night it was July 2012. And here a grown up Max Verstappen is, telling him 2013 was a very long time ago. OR: daniel wakes up in a bed he doesn’t recognise, next to a man he doesn’t know.

what if Daniel woke up as his 2012 self with braces and awkward limbs but he's in his 2024 self bed, next to his 2024 self boyfriend (max) and he can't understand how any of this is happening? that's it. that's the plot. loved the little references, the race watching, the max trying to make Daniel learn everything they've had since 2012. the virgin smut. hot. but. everything about this fic is so, so sweet. it's gentle. like a hug after a long day, it takes you in and you never want to let go, especially because it has Daniel's fucked up teeth/braces in it. (joking but you know how I am with teeth, right?)

(just let me) adore you by @sillystappen (rated G)

One night, Max confronts the monster under his daughter's bed. Turns out, that monster is a very kind mothman called Daniel.

adorable. mothman!daniel (beautiful, beautiful, woah) takes car of max's daughter because other monsters might want to hurt her. so, so sweet. max is gentle but obsessed, and who can blame him even, Daniel is gentle, gentle, gentle, and caring, and so. argh. sorry. I'm obsessed with the fluff, the daughter, the developing bond between max and moth!Daniel. short and so cute.

auditory stimulator by togenkyo (rated E)

There are no rules for falling in love. It can happen to anyone, anytime, anywhere. Max may not be well experienced in love, but he's pretty sure that "Falling in love with a guy you met when you accidentally picked up the phone at a sex hotline." should be a rule.

so funny. had me giggling in a public space over silly roommates trying to get max laid/in a couple. so fun and quirky, really had pulled in from seeing 'Phone Sex Operators' in the tags. I'm glad I read this. great dialogue, story and characters.

hey, remember that time by @powerful-owl (rated E)

There’s a snowstorm outside and a snowstorm in Max’s head. “Yes, okay. What.” “I think I’m gay? Pretty sure. Or like. Hella bi. Cause I think I’d still – if you were a – sorry. My body likes you, Max.” — (Max owns an inn and Daniel has amnesia.)

so funny... love, love, love. I always love those kind of stories, the AU with amnesia and all, but this one is genuinely the best I've ever read. I love all of @powerful-owl 's fics, but this one. it has me in a chokehold. read it again during the holidays for the snowy/angsty/smutty vibes and the scenes always have me giggling or crying. sometimes both at the same time. can't believe she has the power to write such good scenes like the bathroom one. description is just gorgeous, smut is always really good and goofy and. yeah. love it. can't say I've ever been let down by one of her works.

new wave (new emotions) by nothoughtsjustvibes (Kitkatieb) (rated G)

In which Max realizes he’s in love with Daniel and flies to Colorado to make it Lewis’s problem. Lewis just wants him to leave – preferably on a plane to Australia.

so so fun. lewis' POV, which is always really fun to read, especially since it's maxiel. just. lewis objective on the whole 'yes max, Daniel is in love with you, too' situation without actually saying it out loud. cause max has to figure it out for himself. really, really cool and original. loved reading.

two's company, three's a crowd by Whippasnappa (rated E)

“I need to be good at these things so it does not matter when. When they see.” Max says. He's- Daniel's chest feels like its caved in. Max looks so fucking ashamed, and his eyes are wet, lashes fluttering like he’s trying to blink away tears. “See what? Max?” He can’t- there’s nothing about Max that Daniel could imagine would be so off-putting that someone wouldn’t want him. Clearly there’s more to it, then, the reason why Max hasn’t hooked up before. “It is small.” Max says.

whippasnappa is a genius on this one. small dick!max is alway shy fav max but this one,,, gorgeous. breathtaking. couldn't stop staring at y screen even if I died. could've died actually. had me having three heart attacks. have never come back from this one. arghhhh

we predict blue skies and tight pants by dontburnme

The sight just made him dizzy. The hottest man he’s ever fucking seen flipping off a cliff into the murky Oslo waters twenty seven meters high up. Or, Daniel’s a Red Bull high diver and Max experiences an out of body experience watching him.

in which, Daniel is a diver and max watches him dive. and dies, a little. it's crazy, crazy good. had me a little crazy, pulling my hair out by the end of it. I, too, had an out of body experience. crazy, crazy, crazy, and such a fun concept. alway love me some short and sweet AU-fics.

bonus!!: high and dry by @jermeows

real cowboys ride cock, y'know right?

technically not a fic but. it's such wonderful fanart I HAD to include it. maxiel cowboys; what more is there to say...

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girlgirl carcar !

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cunt.